Complete works of humorous stories and poems

1. Poetry reading "Master, where are you": Master, our master, where are you? Where are you? You know, we miss you-your team members miss you! We shouted at the hotel: group owner, and the hotel owner replied: "He just left, he just left, and he drank revolutionary wine every day and never stopped." We shouted at the bathing place: group owner, the bathing place owner came back: "He just left, he just left, didn't you see his sweat dripping in the dirty pool …" We shouted at the karaoke bar: group owner, the karaoke bar owner replied: "He just left, he just left, the music in the karaoke bar was bursting, and the hostess was recalling his beautiful singing." We shouted at the pedicure store: Boss, the owner of the pedicure store came back: "He just left, he just left, you didn't see this stinking basin of foot washing water, and we didn't have time to pour it. Oh, master! You see you in every place full of enjoyment and on the road of Liu Hua Lane. Your deep footprints ... group owner, group owner, where are you? Where ... we miss you, miss you ... we shout to the toilet: group owner! Where are you? There was an echo from the toilet: come and give me a hand! I fell in! 2. Original poem: Farewell to Cambridge-Xu Zhimo left me gently, just as I came gently; I waved my hand gently and bid farewell to the clouds in the western sky. The golden willow by the river is the bride in the sunset; Beautiful shadows in the waves ripple in my heart. Green grass on the soft mud, oily, swaying at the bottom of the water; In the gentle waves of He Kanghe, I would like to be an aquatic plant! That pool under the shade of elm is not a clear spring, but a rainbow in the sky, broken in floating algae and precipitated a rainbow-like dream. Looking for dreams? Support a long pole, wander to a greener place on the grass, load a boat with splendor, and sing in splendor. I can't play the piano, just a farewell flute; Summer insects are also silent for me. Silence is Cambridge tonight. I left quietly, just as I came quietly; I waved my sleeve without taking away a cloud. I left quietly (Master, I don't want others to find him gone), just as I came quietly (I crept when I came, I said I was not a thief? ) I waved my hand gently (gesturing with my partner watching the wind) to bid farewell to the clouds in the western world (doing bad things at night and coming out only after dark). The golden willow by the river (note that the crime place is usually next to the willow by the river) is the bride at sunset (unless it is a flower thief). The bright shadow in the waves (the bride may be on the boat) is rippling in her heart (the heart is the first step of action). The green grass on the soft mud (there must be this thing by the river) is swaying under the water (the observation of the crime environment is quite careful). In the gentle waves of Cambridge (I may have jumped into the water), I would like to be an aquatic plant (maybe it is used as a cover). The pool under the shade of the elm tree is not a clear spring (the water is dirty, just enough to cover up the shame) but a rainbow in the sky (the water is not good, I may drink it). Caught in the water grass) precipitated a rainbow-like dream (almost sank), sought for a dream (did not forget to find the target), wandered deeper into the grass with a long pole (copying the guy) (getting closer and closer to the target), filled with a boat full of stars (more definitely, there may be diamonds at night), and sang in the splendor of the stars (the people on the boat were singing, covering their companions with their voices), but I can't sing (sing). It seems that there are many people today. Summer insects are silent for me, too. Silence is Cambridge tonight (some buddies under the bridge are wondering: do or not? I left quietly (know how to choose, expert), just as I came quietly (muddle through), I waved my sleeve (indicating that my brother was too tight) and didn't take away a cloud (good habit, leaving no trace). I wish you a happy new year with money, and the Year of the Ox is full of energy. Say goodbye to the difficult year of 2008 and welcome the year of 2009 with paper money. Popular inside CCTV on the Internet.