What are the funny stalks of Deyun Society?

Speaking of Deyun Society, it is estimated that most scholars are familiar with it now. Now who doesn't listen to the cross talk of Deyun Society that makes people laugh from time to time? Now some girls also fall in love with Deyun Society. They call themselves? Deyun society girl? . My whole family likes Deyun Society, and my father saved 200G Degang Guo in the computer. It is said that Deyun Society has many interesting stalks. Today, let me, a senior crosstalk enthusiast, take stock of the interesting stalks of Deyun Society.

1 Yu Qian As we all know, Mr. Yu Qian has three hobbies: smoking, drinking and perming.

What about Meng? Fuck, hemp, it's not smooth at all, slap him! ?

3 "There are many hooligans in Deyun Society, led by Guo".

There was no size on the stage, and a new grave was built under the stage, next to Zhang Helun.

4 Fang Fang before Sun Jiufang's perm: love rat tinfoil perm, love rat big wave, Fang Fang is different, his mother won't let perm.

After perm:? Is this maggot permed? Who said this maggot burned her head?

? Wearing red underwear? Are these your underwear? ? (Actually, it's a vest)

5 Zhang Yunlei Sir Zhong:? Yo! ~ Who is so bad? I want to make rumors, talk nonsense and chew my tongue. You can't die. It is worth a knife. In the next life, I will have a cat. Cat soup is soup made from cats. First, beat the cat and let it stew itself.

6 Degang Guo? In heaven, it's not a kiss. It has the sun, the moon and stars. The shuttle between the sun and the moon makes people old and takes away many people in the world. The audience is close, and the audience actors are heart to heart. I remember an old saying in my early years that a gentleman does not raise artists. Yesterday, I came to Saibei in the snowstorm, and today I am in the south of the Yangtze River. I advise you, don't let yourself be occupied by wine, money and wealth, and don't get involved in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. If you have nothing to do, go to the cross talk party and listen to two cross talks for fun. Hold your fist and respect your position. May you all? Make money treasure, make money every day.

? Degang Guo, on behalf of all the staff of Deyun Society, pays tribute to our parents! ?