Swearing classic Li Bai's poems

The boatman kicked Li Bai off the boat without paying him. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

The foot of my bed lit up, and Li Bai climbed into bed. Pick up the laser gun and kill Sima Guang. The foot of my bed lit up, and Li Bai climbed into bed. Open the safe, there isn't much money in it.

Li Bai took a boat to shit and found that he didn't bring any toilet paper. Seeing Wang Lun taking a shit, he grabbed the toilet paper. Such a bright thread is at the foot of my bed, making chicken soup in the church. A little rat poison will kill the whole family.

If you don't give money by boat, Wang Lun will have to idle, scold or play until he pays the bill!