1, Wang Hanlin celebrated his mother's birthday in Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty, and asked Ji Xiaolan to make an impromptu birthday speech. Lao Ji didn't refuse, but blurted out in front of a room full of guests: "This woman is not human." Wang Hanlin was very embarrassed when the old lady heard her face change.
Lao Ji unhurriedly read the second sentence: "Nine fairies descended to earth." Suddenly the audience became active and praised, and the old lady turned anger into joy.
When Lao Ji finished, she read the third sentence aloud: "Give birth to a son to be a thief." All the guests became speechless and joy turned into embarrassment. Lao Ji shouted the fourth sentence: "I stole Xiantao and gave it to my mother." Everyone cheered at once.
2. It is said that during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, there were two scholars in Guangdong who thought they were very talented. One was Li, and they traveled together and enjoyed the scenery all the way, which made them feel very uncomfortable. I was tired and thirsty after swimming for a long time.
Seeing a 70-year-old monk enjoying the cool in the shade in front of him, he put a gourd beside him to beg for water. The old monk looked at the two men and said that they had water, but they had to be right to drink it. The two scholars readily agreed and introduced themselves as Li and Song.
Hearing this, the old monk embedded their surnames in couplets and said that Mr. Li Songer was a wooden foot. The two scholars laughed at themselves after listening to the couplets, but they didn't say it right for a long time. Not only did they have no water to drink, but they got bored and left.
3. Once, Jia Dao, a poet in Tang Dynasty, rode a donkey on Suzaku Street in Chang 'an. It is late autumn, the golden wind is blowing, the leaves are fluttering, and the scenery is very charming. Jia Dao sings "Chang 'an is full of fallen leaves" when she is happy.
But think about it, this is the next sentence, and there must be the last sentence. He began to think hard and mumbled something while riding a donkey. An official across the street came over and kept knocking on the gong to clear the way. The gong struck so loudly that Jia Dao didn't hear it.
This official is none other than Jing. He is the mayor of Chang 'an. His name is Liu Qichu, and he was very angry when he saw Jia Dao breaking in. Jia Dao suddenly had a brainwave and shouted, "Autumn wind gives birth to Wei water."
Liu Qichu was startled and thought he was crazy. He was arrested and held overnight. Although Jia Dao suffered a lot, he wrote a poem "Remembering a stone on the river".
4. One day, Qin Guan painstakingly wrote a riddle poem to show his talent in front of his wife Su Xiaomei. So he sealed the poem and gave it to Su Xiaomei, saying, "My husband wrote a short poem recently, and I hope my wife can read it and give me some advice.
Tell the mystery of this poem. Su Xiaomei took the letter with a smile and unfolded it. It says, "I have a room, half of which is rented to Wheel King. Sometimes a bright light is not worthy of evil spirits in the world. "
After reading it, Su Xiaomei said with a smile, "Let's show the talents of college students again. I naturally understand the mystery, but I won't tell you. I have a feeling of improvisation. I have a little poem, which also alludes to a mystery.
Let's think about it with you. I saw Su Xiaomei Lang Lang sing, "I have a piano with strings hidden in my stomach. I'll play it for you right away, all the songs in the world. " "Qin Guan listened to, only feel lady's poem smooth and natural, and artistic conception, as for the mystery of innuendo.
After thinking hard for a few days, there was still no result, so I had to turn to Uncle Su Shi, a great writer. So he wrote a poem by Su Xiaomei and presented it to Su Shi on stationery, saying, "Please enlighten me and point out the mystery in the poem to release my talent."
Su Shi took it and said with a smile, "What's the trouble? I have a poem waiting for you there. Listen carefully and think about it. " After that, Su Shi chanted, "I have a boat, with one rowing and one leading the way. I pull the fiber when I go and draw it back when I come back. "
After listening to it, I became more and more puzzled. When I got home, I told Su Xiaomei about it. Su Xiaomei said with a smile, "stupid bachelor, stupid bachelor, your poem and his poem are all alluding to the same mystery!" " Qin Guan suddenly realized.
5. There is a saying in Song Qi's novel "Better Spring in the East Side of the Jade Building" in the Song Dynasty: "The branches of red apricots are full of spring". Later critics admired the word "Noisy". Liu Tiren's "Seven Annotations on the Class" said: "The branches of red apricots are noisy in spring, and the word" Noisy "is unparalleled throughout the ages."
Because the word "Noisy" vividly expresses the vivid scenery of spring, evokes readers' infinite reverie, that is, what is the meaning of spring with red apricot branches, and finally makes people think of the full meaning of spring from a small perspective.
Thereby highlighting the realm of the whole word. Therefore, in modern times, Wang Guowei commented on this word in "The Thorn on Earth": "There is a word' noisy', and the realm is all out."
1. "A bird is lighter"
In the Northern Song Dynasty, there was a Chen Sheren in Bianjing who happened to get an old edition of Du Fu's poems. He was a treasure. However, due to the poor preservation of this book, the words in many poems have fallen off. Once, when Mr. Chen read Poems to Send a Captain Cai, he found that there was a word missing after the word "bird" in the sentence "one bird is light, one gun is urgent for thousands of people to call". He thought it over and over again, but he still couldn't decide what it was. One day, when he was talking about poetry with some poetry friends, he raised this question, hoping that everyone could make up the most appropriate word. Someone wrote the word "disease", which is considered to be the best expression of Cai's quick and brisk vertical jump. Some people think it is not good, because the pronunciation and meaning of the word "disease" in the previous sentence and the word "urgency" in the next sentence are too close, which seems a bit repetitive. Others wrote the word "degree", but Chen Sheren thought that the word "degree" was too blunt to show the characteristics of being as light as a bird. Some people even suggested using the words "health", "promotion" and "health", but everyone was not satisfied. Later, Mr. Chen found a relatively complete collection of Du Fu's poems elsewhere and turned to Poems to Send Cai. The original sentence was "A bird is lighter". The word "Guo" was used to describe Captain Cai's jumping high and fast, like a bird flying around in front of his eyes, which was really appropriate.
2. The branches of red apricots are in spring.
There is a saying in Song Qi's "Jade House Spring, Better Spring in Dongcheng" in Song Dynasty: "Man Chun, the branch of red apricot". Later critics admired the word "Noisy". Liu Tiren's "Seven Annotations on the Class" said: "The branches of red apricots are noisy in spring, and the word" Noisy "is unparalleled throughout the ages." Because the word "Noisy" vividly expresses the vivid scenery of spring, evokes readers' infinite reverie, that is, what is the meaning of spring with red apricot branches, and finally makes people think of the full meaning of spring from a small perspective. Thereby highlighting the realm of the whole word. Therefore, in modern times, Wang Guowei commented on this word in "The Thorn on Earth": "There is a word' noisy', and the realm is all out."
A short story about ancient poetry
First, wandering songs
Meng Jiao's mother said that during the Dezong period of the Tang Dynasty, Meng Jiao was appointed as the magistrate of Liyang County, Jiangsu Province. One night, he was reading in the study. After reading for a while, he felt a little tired, so he stood up and went to the window. At this time, the bright moon is in the sky outside the window, and the night breeze is blowing gently. He looked up at the bright moon and was homesick. Looking back on my decades of studying hard at a cold window, I didn't become a scholar and a small county magistrate until I was in my fifties.
In these decades, how much effort the old mother has paid for herself! Every time I go to Beijing to catch the exam, my white-haired old mother is always busy before going out, preparing luggage for herself. Especially the night before I went out, my mother sat under the dim oil lamp and sewed clothes for herself stitch by stitch.
While sewing, my mother whispered, "sew more stitches and sew more closely, which will be strong and durable." Take care of yourself when you go out, come back early, and don't let your mother miss you at home. "At that time, I listened to my mother's warm words and looked at her wrinkled face and frosty white hair.
Meng Jiao felt sad and his eyes were moist. He deeply feels that maternal love is so great, just like the sunshine in spring. Meng Jiao thought of here, a passion echoed in his chest. He returned to the front of the book case and waved and wrote: "The thread in the hand of a kind mother makes clothes for her wayward child's body. Before leaving, I had a stitch for fear that my son would come back late and his clothes would be damaged. Who dares to say that a filial child like the weak can repay his mother's love like the sunshine in spring? "
Second, visit Shanxi village.
Twelve-year-old Lu You was dismissed from his post. Unable to serve the country, Lu You returned to his hometown of Yin Shan full of grief and indignation. He shut himself up at home reading all day, often sitting alone in the blue light until late at night. In April of the following year, gongs and drums were played everywhere in the countryside to prepare for the Spring Festival society, and there was a happy atmosphere.
Lu You suddenly wanted to visit the Western Hills twenty miles away. So he set off with a cane. Walking, the mountain road gradually circled. After walking for more than an hour, the crowd gradually became scarce. When he climbed a slope and looked around, the mountain in front was heavy and the road was broken, as if he could not walk any further.
Lu you is very enthusiastic and refuses to look back. He walked dozens of steps along the hillside and turned the corner of the mountain. Suddenly, an empty valley appeared not far ahead, and a small village was hidden in the green Liu Honghua, just like the legendary Peach Blossom Garden. Lu You was very happy and walked into this small village. Villagers with simple clothes and pure temperament entertain guests with their own wine.
With this unforgettable experience and feeling, Lu You cheered up again. I wrote "A Tour of Shanxi Village": "Don't laugh at the farmers' wine, leave enough chickens and dolphins in good years. There is no doubt about mountains and rivers, and there is another village. "
Third, the title city is Nanzhuang.
The day of playing flute and drums is approaching, and the villagers are still dressed simply. In the future, if you can go out in the moonlight, I will knock on your door at any time with my cane. Last spring, in this door, the girl's face contrasted with the peach. Wherever people go now, peach blossoms are still smiling in the spring breeze. In the Tang Dynasty, Meng Ye recorded a story of Tang poetry: Cui Hu, a famous scholar in Boling, failed in the exam and was depressed.
On that day in Tomb-Sweeping Day, he went to the south of the city for an outing alone and saw a villa surrounded by peach blossoms with pleasant scenery. When he was thirsty, he knocked at the door to drink water. No-later, a beautiful girl opened the door. Cui Hu fell in love at first sight. In the second year, Tomb-Sweeping Day and Cuihu revisited their old place and found that the courtyard wall had not changed and the gate was locked.
If you lose your hukou, you will write a poem on the door: "Last year today, at this door, peach blossoms set each other off." People don't know where to go, but peach blossoms are still smiling in the spring breeze. Since then, people have used "peach blossom with a human face" to describe a woman's beauty or express her love.
Fourthly, Liangzhou Ci.
According to legend, Cixi ordered someone to write a fan, which was written by Wang Zhihuan, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, in Liangzhou Ci: "The Yellow River is far above the white clouds, and there is a lonely city of Wan Ren. Why bother to complain about the willow, the spring breeze is only Yumenguan. " Unexpectedly, the author lost the word "between the Yellow River and the white clouds" for a moment. Cixi was very angry after reading it.
I think this is a deliberate insinuation that I don't understand poetry, so I ordered someone to arrest the writer and let him read it on the spot. If he doesn't understand, he will be beheaded. Unexpectedly, the fan writer was shocked after reading his own poem, and then he had a brainwave and said to Cixi, "Lafayette, I didn't write the poem wrong, just rewritten the words according to Wang Zhihuan's poem."
Cixi felt novel and quickly let him see it. The man casually read: "The Yellow River is far away, white clouds are around, and Wan Ren Mountain is an isolated city. Why should the Qiang people complain?" . Willow spring breeze, not Yumen Pass. Therefore, Liangzhou Ci really became a "word".
Five, pear tree pressure begonia
Zhang Xian, a famous poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, married a concubine of 18 years old at the age of 80. At that time, Su Shi, who often recited poems with Zhang Xian, took many friends to visit him and asked the old gentleman what he thought of this beautiful scenery.
Zhang Xian then casually read: "I am 88 years old, and your beauty is my white hair. The same age as Qing, only separated by a flower. " Su Dongpo, who is humorous, immediately sang a song: "Eighteen brides and eighty lang, with gray hair and red makeup. Two nights in the quilt, a pear tree pressed Haitang. "