English stories or poems

speeding

A police patrol car waved a speeding driver to stop. "I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding," the policeman said while writing his note. "You have been driving at a speed of more than 60 miles per hour."

"Officer, would you mind changing it to 100?" This is the answer. "Look, I'm going to sell my car."

speeding

After a speeding driver was stopped by a patrol police car, the policeman said while taking notes, "I'm going to give you a speeding ticket because your speed has just exceeded 60 miles."

"Officer, could you please sketch the hour as 100 miles? You know, I want to sell this car. "