Do you think people are different?
B: Of course.
A: What's a good place?
B: fortunately, he has personality and specialty!
A: I-I'm different.
What's different about you?
I'm not like you. I won't do anything you do.
Yao, you do this and I'll do that.
You said it was a dead end! We have Chinese class. What about you? ...
I do my math homework.
B: We have social studies. ...
I want to go to physical education class and practice Shaolin Boxing on the playground.
Are you kidding me? ! We listen carefully in class. ...
A: I, think.
What are you thinking about?
I looked at my watch: ... Why don't the hands, minute hand and second hand go together at this moment?
B: Nonsense, let's go together. That's a bicycle wheel.
Don't tell me. One day, I finally figured out why they were not together.
B: Why?
A: Because they have a bad relationship-they are not United.
B: That's not right. Then why did they get together at noon 12?
That-that's them having lunch.
Why only eat for a while?
A: They eat less. Do you care?
Ok, it's urgent. Are you so paranoid all day?
Yes, that's all I have.
B: it's good. No wonder your academic performance is not high.
However, I recently came up with a good way to improve my academic performance?
Really? Tell me.
A: Let's talk about its function first.
B: Say it quickly.
A: As long as my magic prescription is put into practice, I can keep my head clear and become extremely smart. I can put all the knowledge in the world into my stomach to eat!
Have you eaten?
A: I didn't get the first place in my class, but only got the second place in the country.
B: Not bad!
I am invincible in computer games. I can play the highest level of legend.
Oh! That's great.
A: I can't finish reading the latest level of Three Kingdoms. I played Multinational Force, I gave them all jiaozi, and I unified the world!
Oh! You are really great! ! Come on, what's the magic prescription?
Do you want to know?
B: Yes.
Do you really want to know?
I really want to know.
A: don't be afraid when I say it?
It's nothing. I am bold! Say it.
Tell you what, I'm going to cut off my head. ...
B: Huh?
A: Install the computer again!
B: Is that all right?
A: Don't call me by my name when you see me in the future.
B: What's your name?
A: A robot that wants to eat!
B: Cough! Reference!
2. A "big" thing
A great event happened in our school yesterday, do you know?
I don't know. I happened to be ill yesterday and didn't go to school.
A: This thing is too scary. I witnessed it with my own eyes, and I was so scared that I almost didn't pee my pants.
B: Ah! What's to be afraid of? Say it!
A: You have to listen to me slowly from the beginning.
Don't keep me in suspense.
It happened at 9: 59: 60 yesterday morning. ...
B: If you say 10, it's over!
At that time, Mr. Wu was teaching our class. The students listened attentively and attentively. There was silence in the classroom, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop to the ground. Unfortunately, no one had a needle at that time.
B: Cough!
A: Just then, I sat by the window and saw some teachers on campus looking up at the sky with great interest. After a while, several people came around. After a while, dozens of people gathered around. After a while, hundreds of people gathered around. ...
B: Wait a minute. Where are there so many teachers in our school?
A: Oh, it seems that the preschool children came late.
B: Look carefully!
Miss Wu is staring at me. Can I see it clearly?
B: Come on, what's going on?
A: I looked up, too, but there was a floor above me and there was nothing.
B: Nonsense. Say it! What the hell happened?
I saw the sky. It's cloudy There is no sun and no stars. ...
Why do you talk so much nonsense!
Just then, in the sky, suddenly ... it didn't look like thunder.
B: What? Did the plane explode?
A: No.
Did the American rocket crash?
A: No.
Did aliens hit a telephone pole?
A: Not really.
Oh, come on, you're worrying me to death!
A: Time has passed. You said Mr. Wu was the same. He didn't miss any class, only this class. Just then, the sky fell ... guess what?
I suppose so? !
Let me guess.
B: A big meteorite fell?
No, smaller than this.
B: Drop a big can?
A: A little smaller.
A coal truck?
A: A little smaller.
A carriage?
A: No matter how small.
A bike?
No. Have you thought about food?
You told me! -Swan?
A: No, it's wet. ...
B: Big wax gourd?
A: It's a small door. It's smaller.
B: Watermelon? JavaScript:void(0)；
Campus sketch
Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling and Xiao Wu.
Scene: classroom
League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!
Three people: Go ahead.
Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?
Three people: I'm listening!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?
Three people: Really!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?
Three people: OK.
Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?
Three people: no regrets.
Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?
Three people: Do you want to talk or not?
Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?
Three people fainted. Campus sketch script: short script lines of funny and humorous cross talk sketches
Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! exactly
Three people sit up.
Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
Three people fainted again.
Communist Youth League Secretary: Well, get to the point, you can't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!
Xiaoling: What a mess!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Communist Youth League Secretary: What to do in the evening?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
Communist Youth League Secretary: Go to sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!
Communist Youth League Secretary: What about studying?
Xiaoling: I also want to consult this question!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day?
Xiaoling: Yes!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?
Xiaoling fainted.
Xiao Ai: Ha ha ha!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?
Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!
Communist Youth League Secretary: What's interesting about the game? Play after school! Look down on you who play games the most. You have no technical content at all! Tell your teacher is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!
Xiao Wu: Haha, you hung up again!