Suppose Li Ming's friend Helen won the prize in the singing contest. Li Ming wrote a letter to congratulate her and said that he was sorry that he could not take part in the competition.

Dear Helen:

I watched the final of the singing contest live on TV. You won the first prize. I would say that you sing very well, and I think your movements are better when you sing. Your skirt shows off your wonderful cleavage and must have helped you a lot. I'm sorry I didn't go to see your performance in person that day. I must admit that I missed the best performance of my life.

Anyway, congratulations, cheers!

Your itchy partner,

Li Ming