1. Kill the panda, I am a national treasure!
2. Cannonball’s hair is still combed with lightning strikes.
3. Nokia: Counter-terrorism is based on guns.
4. Listen to your words and let the saints study.
5. The green hills are left, but there is still no firewood.
6. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships!
7. Asking what love is in the world, one thing will bring down another~
8. You are dressed dangerously, but you look very safe.
9. Zhuge Liang did not lead any troops before leaving the mountain! Why work experience?
10. I really don’t want to say that you look like the scene of a car accident.
11. The winner often succeeds in the last five minutes.
12. Fate is responsible for shuffling the cards, but it is ourselves who play the cards!
13. I have no money, no power, and if I don’t treat you better, can you stay with me?
14. A person who is offline never knows how long she has been waiting.
15. Why does the new morning call sleep long before death and sleep long after death?
16. What makes you tired is not the mountains in the distance, but the grain of sand in your shoes!
17. My wife and I have not spoken for a month, and I have no chance to interrupt her.
18. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, because there is sunshine behind you.
19. I would rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.
20. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of thousands of people blocking me, I'm just afraid of surrendering myself.
21. Mom said that people should not miss two things, the last bus and someone who loves you deeply.
22. Timely and moderate bending can facilitate the removal of excess weight, thereby achieving better survival and development.
23. Being impulsive means that you still have passion for life. Being always impulsive means that you still don’t understand life.
24. If you ignore me, I will become a dumpling. hellip;And it is also the most famous one in Tianjin...hehehe... That day, I saw an aunt burning paper. She murmured to herself as she burned: I received all the funds. ~~
27. I can tolerate fake figures, fake faces, fake breasts, and fake buttocks! ! ! But the money is fake!
28. Sometimes the biggest comfort when queuing up to eat in the canteen is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front of you, but that there are more and more people waiting behind you.
29. I wish you high authority, light responsibilities, plenty of money, few things to do, and being close to home. May you wake up naturally when you go to bed every day. May your salary be cramped and others get a raise for overtime work!
30. I asked a friend who has worked in Shenzhen for 20 years: If you die, what will your epitaph be written on? He said: I solved the housing problem!
31. The beauty of knowledge lies in confusion; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being stupid and having no regrets; the beauty of men lies in lying during the day.
32. Jokes are an important means of communication and play an important role in people's daily lives. When an insurance company holds a morning meeting, a few jokes can also be used to lighten the mood.
33. Light a fire for your burning longing and hope. Your figure is my happy nostalgia. Every moment without you makes my heart haggard. Don’t get me wrong, I just want to light up a cigarette.
34. I really miss you! Oh, I accidentally posted it by mistake, but I posted it anyway. If you accept it, store it; if you don't accept it, please send me these four words. Thank you!
35. If you have more troubles, don’t break down and find a place to vent; if you spend money, don’t break down and try to make money again; if love falls, don’t break down and talk about it again.
36. Urgent notice: Please prepare a one-inch color photo, ID card, academic qualifications, and resume to send to the National Space Administration. According to reliable sources, to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival, you should recruit Chang'e! (With rabbit)
37. Money is the crystallization of wisdom and sweat, and the reward of labor and hard work. Making money is a contribution, and spending money is also a contribution. I hope it's not difficult for you to make money, spend money, unlimited money!
38. In the past, Jiang Nijun was just teasing you; later, if you were ruthless with garlic, you would be beaten by green onion; now, Sakura's trick is very popular. Although the price has increased, friendship cannot be devalued. I have nothing to do and I am teasing you without discussing it!
39. Wine, like water, is put in a bottle. You drink it until your stomach is haunted. You talk nonsense, walk with your legs twitching. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water. You regret it when you get up in the morning. At noon, the end of the wine glass is quite beautiful. .
40. The puppy's tail wag, trouble and bad luck immediately run away; the kitten screams obediently, with greetings and good news; the bird sings in a low voice, making you smile. May you: enjoy your leisure time!
41. The tortoise said to the hare: Life lies in the process, be down-to-earth, stable and not in a hurry. If you are eager for success and greedy for false gains, you cannot win this game! The rabbit said disdainfully: "Hurry up, wait for me to spend thank you."
42. Don’t move: I am the Hong Kong police. You are surrounded by blessings. Let go of your worries immediately and surrender to happiness. All your worries will be confiscated, and you will be sentenced to a hundred years of happiness, exiled to Happy Island, supervised by good luck!
43. Life is easy, life is easy, life is really not easy. Poor or rich, happiness is a wonderful life. Crying is not life, laughing is not life, and smiling bitterly is not life. Cry or laugh, good is a good life.
44. Spending money is as easy as shit, making money is as difficult as eating shit. Let me tell you a secret to getting rich: on the busiest street, holding a fruit knife, everyone Shout the code: Robbery! May you smile and make more money.
45. When you were a child, you had no temper and were very cute; when you grow up, you have a bad temper and like to play tricks. Ha, you are the old brother of the Eight Eccentrics of Yangzhou and the boss of the Seven Eccentrics of Jiangnan. May you defeat loneliness, seek failure, and become an old monster dominating the world!
46. A woman cannot be like a saw - although it is sharp, but specializes in divisive behavior; a woman should be like a walnut - although she does not have a gorgeous appearance, she has a substantial brain; a woman is more like a vase - although It looks beautiful, but it is still open-minded and can accommodate more beautiful flowers.
47. Female: Let me tell you, I’m here to eat today, and I won’t say anything else. Me: Then you can go. Me: Eating is just a means, the purpose is to enhance understanding and feelings. If you are here just to eat, you can go to the canteen, not to increase your understanding.
48. Notice: The autumn cold has come recently. Please take precautions. If you have a husband and wife, get a thermos. If you don't have a thermos bottle, get a gas can (be careful to light it). Do not hold chickens, ducks and other animals to prevent bird flu. The Nanfei of Nanfei should change his hair, and he really can’t hibernate.
49. One day I was riding a bus and met an older brother. I got on the bus and swiped my card, sat on the old man's seat, and stood on an old man. The older brother didn't move at all. Then he got on another girl and called me older brother. , my brother stood up in a hurry, sat here, sat here, I got off the car immediately. MM stood aside and helped the old man sit down.
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