Crosstalk negotiation hotline

Appearance: original owner: A male (old man), current owner: B female (young man), customer: C male (student), props: clothes, clothes hangers, fitting glasses, white cardboard, tables and chairs, crutches, magnifying glasses, sunglasses, star posters (1), calculators, tape recorders and/or single player songs. Alas, in order to repay the loan, I sold my house, my car and my pot, but I didn't sell my wife! I heard people say, "Behind every successful person, there is a great wife." Wife-can't sell! You don't know, I couldn't afford to wear famous brands when I was a child. It makes me uncomfortable to see others wear it! I secretly made a wish in my heart: if I have money in the future, I must open a shop and wear whatever I want. I want to wear men's and women's clothes! Oh, it's too bad I wore it all the way here. Alas, the hero didn't mention it in those days! Before I leave here today, I must find myself again. Comrades, I'm back! (Music: When I Wake Up, this song was sung by A, and when the music started, this song was sung by B) B: (I hung a piece of white cardboard on my chest ...) I looked, looked, looked for a job, looked ... (When I met A, the music stopped) A: It was boring! Who do you work for, underground party? B: (to himself, to the audience: underground party? Don't I look like James Bond? What do you do? Traitor? A: Have you ever seen a traitor wearing Adida and stepping on Nike? I specialize in clothes. No, correct it, it's a clothing store! B: (to himself: They all sell clothes. Hey, I get it, work! ) Oh, I remember. I've heard a lot about you. Aren't you the famous one, which has been sold overseas ... A: Stop ~ What do you mean by selling overseas? Sell turtles! What did you say my name was? B: What's your name? You don't know, I am a big fan of yours! Please sign your name for me! A: Sign! (proudly) B: Ou Yang ~ German ~ China ~ Why is it so awkward? Oh, Hua Lao, hello ~ hello ~ (shaking hands) A: Well, you are ... (pointing to the cardboard) B: Looking for a job! A: Looking for a job? (takes out a magnifying glass) What does this say? Like English. What do you mean you like English? This is English! English. I'll read it to you: "I have …" A: Oh, it's not rude. In order to welcome the arrival of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, I also learned a little. Yes, yes, I did it. What's the name of the boy who is crazy about learning English ... that's crazy English Li Yang! A: Whether he is crazy or not, I will translate it for you and show his strength! (Looking through a magnifying glass) "I have three ..." Oh, how did I catch up with the Great Depression! I tell you, I feel sorry for you, too. B: mmm! (emoticon) a: ok ~ I'll transfer my shop to you! You can be the boss when you come! B: How many people are there? A: (holding out a finger) B: 10! A: No! (referring to himself) B: Huh? It turns out that he is just a conductor! Sure, can you invite me again? Although this is not a big shop (action), it is still left to the ugly-beautiful woman to cultivate and see what world she can create! B: (hanging cardboard on A's head) Don't worry! (The music starts with B: I want to open a shop, and everyone will leave ... A) A enters with a mobile phone (CRBT: I made money, made money ...) People say that buying clothes should be halved, and then divided by 2 to be worthy of yourself. In other words, if she wants 100, you can give her 50 and divide it by 2 (take out the calculator). Oh, by the way, give her 25! Welcome to visit! Just have a look and try it on if you are satisfied! (Immediately after C) C: (Looking up and down, looking around) Huh? Aunt, why do you always follow me? I am not the idol of middle-aged and elderly women! You child, how can you talk? Am I that old? ? Hey ~ don't touch that unless you buy it! C: We have money! (Action) Newcomer! (emoticon) b: silence. C: How much is this? B: 250! C: Hey, this price is quite auspicious! How's this? B: 360! I'll give you 250 when I'm done C: Aunt, how much discount did you give to get 250? B: (to himself) Why am I 250? Hey, I met my opponent. 3. 14 15926 discount! Do the math yourself. C: Let me try this one on. (putting on the fitting mirror) Hey, don't tell me, it's really like that! (singing: handsome, just one word, I will only say it once ...) B: Wow! (c) Sitting on the ground in fear. Handsome, stupefied, dead, unparalleled! C: (stands up) Is it hanging? ? I took my sunglasses out of my pocket and put them on. (Walking on the stage ...) Hmm ~ (Cough twice, take off sunglasses) Go ahead, how much is it? (Action) Please make an offer! B: This number (five fingers up) C: 500? No, no, no, not that much! C: 50? Ok, it's a deal! C: Oh? This is really a pervert with similar thinking! This is too-cheap! ? It's better than taking the peach blossom luck (action) (rushing to give money and saying: it's now or never! ) here you are-take them all! B: who is the pervert? Come on, kid, listen carefully, I said dollars! C: (expression, speechless. B: There is no such thing as a free pie! (Hum, it still stinks! ) C:Wh- what, I said pretty girl, even if you want to blackmail, you should make a draft first! (turns around and takes out the calculator) 100 yuan! B: What-what, I said handsome, even if you want to rob, you have to make a will first! (grabs clothes) Not for sale! Take your time-don't send it! C: Did I say I was leaving? Being a man? Why are you so stubborn? Tell you what, I'll give you a step-100 yuan ~ how about adding a pair of insoles for me? Think about it ~B: (unfinished ...)