Three and a half funny lines
1. Later, some European friends came to Dalian, ate seafood and looked at the scenery, chatted and took a group photo, which was extraordinary and perfect!
2. We have a lot to say, don’t be too wordy, I hope you can support me and applaud!
3. The price of books has soared, the materials are expensive, the homework is heavy and I am tired of studying, I have to light up the lamp and make up the exam, (dang! ) Memorize it!
4. There are so many heroines, beautiful and well-behaved. You can see after working for two years, sister-in-law.
5. There are several talented women on the forum, and my love brother writes poems about them. It’s a pity that there are so few people with good songs, (hey) copy!
6. It’s not guilty to kill people in the hospital. If you have liver disease and cut your stomach, don’t leave while carrying the body. (Humph!) Pay the fee!
7. When I come up to the stage, let me start by saying that there will be many happy events in the next two years, and the fans will be so happy. Let me take off my clothes! (Three people in front of me): Hey~, what are you doing? < /p>
8. Snow Oubie Ou is awesome, and everyone praises our tubes. If you ask the iron wire for a comment, wow (exaggeration)!
9. Everyone has worked hard to organize the party well. Come and prepare, there will be some fun to watch later, let’s retreat!
10. There are many talents in the district, some are old and some are young. How big is the contribution? It’s not small!
11. God gave me a mouth and taught me how to shout slogans, but I only learned how to be funny.
12. Let’s all come together today to wash away the hardships and fatigue of the past year, and look forward to tomorrow with our hearts intoxicated and full of confidence!
13. Speaking of the activities held the year before last, the popularity was not high and it was difficult to gather people. Beijing Tongzi acted first and made the first contribution!
14. Bid farewell to the old and welcome the new with a smile, celebrate with singing and dancing, review history and show the future, and continue fb (corruption)!
15. District affairs State affairs and world affairs, attach equal importance to big and small matters, attract investment in industries and services, wow!
16. I will say three and a half sentences today, please bear with me if I don’t say it well, no matter if I say it well or not, don’t run away! < /p>
17. There is no crime of bigamy on the Internet, and we have high consumption. Don’t leave after making love with your sister, (Hi!) Pay the fee!
18. Good evening, fellow students (wave your right hand), you are welcome to give guidance, no matter whether the performance is good or not, don’t run away!
< p> 19. It’s really tiring to work in the cafeteria, the service attitude is gangster, a steamed bun is half-pulled, (dang!) It’s really bad!20. I’ll just say three and a half sentences today, and I won’t eat if I don’t speak well. This is our first time, adding to the chaos!
21. Four good years in college, drinking, picking up girls, and playing mahjong. Still nowhere to go on Saturday, (Hey!) Video recording!
22. We have great development in XX, and we will not be lazy in social welfare. We recommend the Dalian student aid article first, recalling the hardships and remembering the sweetness!
23. Six sisters, three are fake, seven handsome guys, and five are stupid. If you dare to say that he (she) is not good, (hum!) Baga!
24. The program has only ended at this point. The four of us stood on the stage and said three and a half sentences with gongs and no drums, (dang) !) Adding to the chaos!
25. New goals should be set in the New Year. No matter how high the task is, it is not too high. As long as everyone works together, we will definitely exceed it.
26. August*** Self-driving tour, 13 warriors are all good, SEU League history, travel at your own expense!
27. The new year is here again, first of all I wish you all a happy New Year, I bow to you and give you some money!
28. Pearl Lake is the first of its kind on FB. There are many European friends at Xianglu Garden on Christmas Day, and there are also fireworks on New Year’s Eve, which is booming!
29. The four of us walked onto the stage, and the gongs and drums were beating in celebration. What should we say? (Bang) Bye! (Three people in the front): Why are you saying goodbye before the show starts? (Ding) ) Hey, let’s do it again.
30. The window service business is wide, the talent center is loud, and the performance is like climbing the stairs, step by step!
31. Branches in various places are not lonely, Xi'an, Dalian and Jiangsu and Zhejiang, activities are continuous One, happy!
32. God gave me a brain and taught me how to think, but I only learned how to sleep.
33. The trip to Dalian is unforgettable, the sea breeze trip is coming again, everyone loves the happy theme, welcome back!
34. The SEU League is really lively, everyone in the country knows it, If you want to ask why this happens, it’s great.
35. The whole district is mobilized. It is not easy to start a business for the second time. To spread the reputation of high-tech, work hard!
36. At the end of the year, a bonus of 20,000 yuan will be given, and each person will get Moutai 3 Half a box, you can eat chicken, duck and fish as you like, (Dang!) Bullshit!
37. Six ounces of rice and two ounces of sand, the steamed buns will fall out when you bite them, and the food tastes bad and you want to quit, (Dang!) Look for trouble. Son!
38. Dalian eats seafood in a tube, Jiangsu fish and shrimp are served in a pot, and Xi’an farmers go to party, so they need to be kept fresh.
39. The general secretary cares about Jiacheng. The three first responsibilities are heavy. The leaders will work with us to do it. Let’s keep going!
40. The gongs and drums are beating to welcome the festival. Have fun, there is a party today, it is lively!
41. There is a shortage of high-end talents. The management committee will pay to help you find them. There are many preferential policies, so come!
42. God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to stand firm, but I only learned how to run away.
43. Industrial development requires talents, and all majors must come. ***Year of Talent Construction, great recruitment!
44. The rooster crows early in the morning and the alarm clock croaks. If you don’t exercise and sleep in, Finally, we have to get up, (Cang!) No. 1!
45. The SEU Alliance is full of spring and holds an annual meeting to celebrate the New Year. I wish you all a happy New Year (bow) and give money (reach out)! (The first three people): Who are they (Northeastern dialect)!
46. Don’t be afraid of difficulties in sales work, handsome guys and beauties all check it, each one makes an unusual move, sign the order!
47. Novel Poetry is also welcome, every word is exquisite, but I can’t read one or two articles, I’m sweating~
48. Today I’m going to say a paragraph of three and a half sentences, please bear with me if it’s not good, no matter if it’s good or not, I’m sorry Don't run!
49. We talk a lot, don't be too wordy, I hope you can cheer me up and applaud!
50. Let's talk about today's party, in the garden Everyone responds, working hard for a good performance
51. Speaking of being good at lower body parts, when the truth is false, the lie is also true. If you want to secretly feast your eyes on someone!
52. Finished Leaders, singers and writers, all have great literary talents, I want to continue to show off, hoho~
53. Innovate in comprehensive property, pay close attention to environmental sanitation, build canteens and garages, hard work< /p>
54. Everyone strives to be the best at work, learn from the leadership class of the center, and establish a correct outlook on life, which is more than dedication
55. There are many and complicated writers and sailors. Two sentences describe this and that. Come on, don’t fight~
56. The ice and snow are not afraid of the cold. Men, women, old and young are all smiling. Happy New Year to all teachers!