A funny ancient poem. Requirements: seven words and two ancient poems. An original, a spoof.

Li Bai will go by boat and the tiger will sing on the shore. Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.

1: Li Bai went to the toilet by boat and suddenly heard that there was no paper in the toilet. There is a piece of paper in the shit hole. Grab your ass and get it.

Trick 2: Li Bai doesn't give money by boat, but the boatman sails. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

Please adopt it. Thank you.