1. Humorous personalized signature on WeChat
Depending on your style, you can read some funny articles and cut them out 1. I will not offend others unless they offend me; I am polite and courteous; if someone offends me again, I will give him a shot; if someone offends me again, I will eradicate the root cause.
2. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it. 3. It’s easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is hard to prevent when you are undercover.
4. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones. 5. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.
6. The red beans don’t grow in the South, but grow on my face. I really think about it! 7. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me. 8. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.
9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy. 10. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.
11. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum. 12. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets all your life.
13. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough? 14. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said: You can have a boyfriend. I said: I really don’t have a boyfriend... 15. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.
16. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary. 17. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me? ! 18. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.
19. When life maliciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster. 20. Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.
21. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose one of the donkeys. Strong and strong, such a donkey is named: Economical Male. 22. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope in my hand to hang myself.
No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is full of love. 23. Our goal: focus on money and make big profits.
24. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time? 25. During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek out acquaintances. 26. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark... 27. If you don’t know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, washing and cooking are too tiring.
28. If you say money is a sin, everyone is trying to get it; if you say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; if you say the heights are too cold, everyone is crawling; if you say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, everyone will not quit; if you say heaven is the best It’s so beautiful, don’t even go! 29. Bus squeeze is a comprehensive sport that integrates Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects. 30. I will know you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.
31. No one loves anyone with his hands in his pockets. 32. Holding a kitchen knife in hand and cutting the wires, sparks and lightning will appear along the way.
33. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood. 34. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.
35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten! 36. They said I was BT and asked me to have a CT scan, but it turned out I was ET. 38. I was also an infatuated person back then, but it rained... and I drowned.
39. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to die on the streets. 40. Learn Feng Shui when you have time. Having a good tomb after death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime. 41. It is said that people have only two choices, busy dying or busy living. I think I have it. The third option: get busy and wait to die.
42. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, autumn is weak, and winter is just the right time to sleep. 43. You can’t miss yourself, take care of your pain, get your results, and give yourself happiness.
44. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. But when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me. 45. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect, then keep at a safe distance.
46. Please don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital. 47. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.
48. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience? 49. Use the blues spirit of hip-hop to live a life like the erhu.
50. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand. 51. God, it’s too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is so difficult! Work is so boring! I am destined to be with you! Miss you, sleepless! It’s too far to see you! 52. When I woke up, it was dark.
53. Those who drink medicine are handed a bottle, those who hang themselves are given a rope, and those who jump off the building wave a small handkerchief to see them off. 54. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.
55. A fool stole a beggar’s wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The hunchback stepped forward, and the lame man kicked up, and the wanted criminal wanted to pull him away. **, Mazi said, forget it for my sake. 57. You have to figure out the script of your life - it is not a sequel to your parents, not a prequel to your children, and not a sequel to your friends.
59. The trees become quieter but the wind does not stop, the more I fall in love but he is not here. 60. I wish I could wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom.
The chalk tip thrown by the teacher hit me right on the forehead. 61. Young people don’t act recklessly and boldly. I wonder where the themes come from when I’m old.
62. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman. 64. In a few decades, we will meet and be sent to the crematorium. All of them will be burned into ashes. You and I will be piled in a pile and no one will know each other. We will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer~ 65. The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; poetry The beauty of a woman lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of a woman lies in being so stupid that she has no regrets; the beauty of a man lies in telling lies so that he can see ghosts in daylight.
66. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped. 67. The sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideals.
68. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next. 69. The sun is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I grow old before you come? 70. People are not smart, so they imitate other people’s baldness.
71 I shine in this beautiful moment as a god. Don’t disturb me as a mortal... 73. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even. 76. 2. Classic personalized signatures on WeChat
Personalized signatures;
(1) I am a person with no background, only my back.
(2) Life is like a cup of tea. It will not be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.
(3) Only her life | Only his life
(4) It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.
(5) My future is not a dream, it is a question mark.
(6) I lacked calcium when I was a child, and I lacked love when I grew up.
(7) Village Chief Erguotou∣Yellow Crane Tower in Yuxi
(8) The head can be cut off, but the hairstyle cannot be messed up.
(9) I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my shoulder.
(10) After ten years of hard work, I joined the Chinese labor force and became a monk ringing the bell. The dream of college is in a trance, but career and love are in vain.
(11) I am so talented that I might have been a tailor in my previous life.
(12) You cannot tell jokes at the beach because it will cause the sea to laugh (tsunami).
(13) Asked: "Why did Yang Guo jump off the cliff?" Answer: "Father is Kang!"
(14) Lu Yi is here, the cute children are holding sticks Let's run naked.
(15) I am a monkey and I am afraid of the horizon because it does not intersect (banana).
Hope you will adopt it~~ 3. The most classic WeChat signature
The most classic WeChat signature: 1. A person who looks back frequently cannot go far.
2. We talk too much, love too little, and lie too much. 3. If you are not brave, no one will be strong for you.
4. Live in my heart, have you paid the rent? 5. Searching for the sake of searching will only lead to getting lost in the search. 6. I just want to ask you, if I look back, will you still be there? 7. The distance of a hug is exactly when my thoughts freeze.
8. Just because you don’t say something doesn’t mean you don’t know it. 9. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed and you won’t get lost.
10 When we know how to cherish ordinary happiness, we have become winners in life. 11. Either none or everything.
It's now or never. 12. A life lacking love is like a dead tree that has not blossomed or bore fruit.
13. Persistence requires courage, especially starting over. 14. The best way to avoid being sad is to pretend that you are heartless.
15. Happiness does not mean the absence of disagreements, but the ability to resolve them. 16. Love grows stronger when we are together, but love becomes deeper when we are apart.
. 4. How to add a picture to WeChat signature
1 First choose to log in to WeChat.
2. After entering the WeChat interface, chat with anyone. 3. Click the emoticon in the message sending window to enter the emoticon sending interface.
4. Select Emoji grouping. Choose to insert your favorite emoticon.
5. Touch the message sending window. Select Select text from the pop-up menu.
Select the text you just added 6. Select Copy from the pop-up menu 7. Open the WeChat settings interface. Enter the personal information setting interface 8. Click to change the name.
Paste the expressions you just copied into the text box 9. When pasting is complete, click Save. After saving is completed, the name will appear as the emoticon you just set.
The last thing I need to tell you is that some mobile phone input methods do not support Emoji expressions. May appear as characters.
Only Emoji expressions can be added, other expressions cannot be added. iPhone Special Edition: The first thing that needs to be explained is that the iPhone itself does not have any picture emoticons. If you want to add small picture emoticons to your WeChat signature and nickname like others, then you have to embed one for your iPhone. Emoticon input method.
1. First enter the app store and search for the keyword "emoji". There will be many different emoji software with the same name. Some are paid and some are free. This is not surprising. If the copycat disappears in China That's weird. Select the free version of the emoji with the most comments in the picture below to download and install it.
2. After the installation is completed, you cannot use the emoji software because you have not embedded it into your system input method. Next, you need to open "Settings" and enter "General". See Figure 3 below. Click to enter the "Keyboard" option in the picture above, and then click "International Keyboard" in the picture on the left (because before I took the screenshot, my machine has added emoji software, so the display is 4 There are only 3 input methods by default before adding them)
Enter the keyboard settings, see the picture below. 4. Click "Add New Keyboard" in the picture on the right to enter the keyboard selection page.
Then select the "Emoji" input method, and then return to the input method page to see that the Emoji input method has been added to the system input method. After completing the previous step, it is basically done. You can open WeChat to enter the data editing page, and then switch the input method to the emoticon input method. The above step has been completed. Another reminder, emoji The software only supports transmission and display between iPhones. That is to say, if the other party's phone is not an iPhone, if you send the emoticons in this emoticon input method to the other party, the other party may receive an empty message, or the message may be directly received. Lost, so please pay attention to this place! After adding the software to the iPhone, the method of adding emoticons is the same as before.