1. Tiger
Two people met a big tiger in the forest. A quickly took off a pair of lighter sneakers from his back and put them on. B was so anxious that he cursed: "What are you doing? I can't outrun the tiger even if I change my shoes!" A said: "I just need to run faster than you." In the 21st century, the biggest problem is not having a sense of crisis. crisis. In particular, companies such as telecommunications, banks, insurance companies, and even civil servants, which we thought were very stable and secure, will also face many variables as they are about to enter the country. When more tigers come, have we prepared our running shoes?
2. Rushing for the exam
A scholar came to Beijing for the third time to rush for the exam and stayed in a store where he often stayed. Two days before the exam, he had three dreams. The first dream was about growing cabbage on the wall. The second dream was about a rainy day. He wore a bamboo hat and held an umbrella. The third dream was about having sex with his beloved. The cousins ??took off their clothes and lay together, but back to back. These three dreams seemed to have some profound meaning, so the scholar rushed to find a fortune teller to interpret the dreams the next day. When the fortune teller heard this, he slapped his thigh and said, "You'd better go home. Think about it, isn't it a waste of time to grow vegetables on the high wall? Isn't it unnecessary to wear a hat and hold an umbrella? I took off my clothes and lay on the same bed with my cousin. , but back to back, isn’t there no chance?” Upon hearing this, Xiucai was disheartened and went back to the store to pack his bags and prepare to go home. The shop owner was very strange and asked: "Isn't it the exam tomorrow? Why did you go back to your hometown today?" After the scholar said this, the shop owner was happy: "Oh, I can also interpret dreams. I think, You must stay this time. Think about it, isn’t it good to grow vegetables on the wall? Doesn’t wearing a bamboo hat and holding an umbrella mean that you are well prepared this time? Doesn’t it mean that you are ready for anything when you are naked and lying on the bed with your back? Is the time coming soon?" When the scholar heard this, it made more sense, so he took the exam in high spirits and won the top prize. A positive person is like the sun, which shines brightly wherever it shines; a negative person is like the moon, which is different on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month. Ideas determine our lives. What kind of ideas we have, what kind of future we have.
3. Camel
The little camel in the zoo asked her mother: "Mom, mom, why are our eyelashes so long?" The camel mother said: "When the wind and sand come, The long eyelashes allow us to see the direction in the storm." The little camel asked again: "Mom, why are our backs so hunched? It's so ugly!" The camel mother said, "This is called a hump, and it can help us. Storing a large amount of water and nutrients allows us to endure the conditions of no water and no food for more than ten days in the desert." The little camel asked again: "Mom, why are our soles so thick?" The camel mother said: "That's okay. It keeps our heavy bodies from sinking into the soft sand and makes it easier to travel long distances." The little camel was so happy: "Wow, we are so useful! But mom, why are we still in the zoo and not going to the desert? What about hiking? "I was born to be useful, but unfortunately no one is using it now. A good mentality + a successful textbook + an unlimited stage = success. Everyone's potential is unlimited, the key is to find a stage where they can fully unleash their potential.
4. Don’t ignore the blank paper
A woman who has just got married always likes to tell her husband’s faults in front of her parents. The father listened, took out a piece of white paper, drew a black dot on it, and then asked his daughter: "Look, what is this?" "Black dot." The father asked again, and the daughter still said: "There are only black dots. !” The father said, “Can’t you see this big piece of white paper except for the black spots?” The smart daughter thought deeply. When she returned home, she looked at her husband in a different way, from ignoring the white paper to ignoring the black spots. This transformation actually made her discover that her husband had many advantages, bright spots, and shining points. Only then did she realize that the reason why she "entered Zhilan's room and did not smell its fragrance for a long time" was not because her husband was bad, but because she was too I no longer have the vision to discover the advantages of my husband. 5. Zhang Daryou, the ancestor of limericks. There was a scholar named Zhang Daryou in Nanyang in the Tang Dynasty. This person often associates with folk singers. He also likes to write poems using folk slang. One day, it was snowing heavily, and Zhang was in the mood for limericks, so he recited "Snow Poetry": "There is a blur on the river, and a black hole on the well. The yellow dog is white on the body, and the white dog is swollen on the body." This poem is full of snow, but there is no word for snow. , and Xue's artistic conception is vivid on the page, the language is simple, and it is funny and charming, which is welcomed by the people. Zhang limerick also wrote some poems in a similar style. Later, people called this kind of poems with popular language and humorous style "doggery".
6. Li Bai and Du Fu also "played oil"
Li Bai and Du Fu were both great poets of the Tang Dynasty, and they were deeply affectionate. When they discovered that the other party had shortcomings, they used poetry to persuade them. Once, Du Fu wrote in "A Gift to Li Bai": "Autumn comes and I look after Shang Piaopeng, but I am ashamed of Ge Hong for the cinnabar. I spend my days drinking and singing in vain, who is the hero of flying and domineering?" Anyone with a discerning eye will know at a glance that this is Du Fu's love for Li Bai. Li Bai was too obsessed with the advice of alchemy. Later, Li Bai also had a "quiet" encounter with Du Fu. He wrote in "A Play to Du Fu": "I met Du Fu on the top of the mountain, wearing a hat on my head, and the sun was shining at noon. I'd like to ask you not to be too thin, I always think about the past. Poetry is bitter." Obviously this is to advise Du Fu to be more open-minded in his poetry and not to be too restrained.
7. Lü Meng wrote "poor poems" freely and freely
Lü Meng was a famous prime minister in the Song Dynasty, but before he became an official in the court, he lacked food and clothing, and the couple was trapped in poverty. Living in a cold kiln.
One time during the Chinese New Year, I had no money to buy a pig's head, so I bought one on credit. Unexpectedly, as soon as the pig's head was cooked, a debt collector came to my door and took away the cooked pig's head. When Lu Mengzheng saw this, he sighed with emotion and wrote "Chinese New Year": "Poor, poor, really pitiful, boiling a pig's head requires cash. One day, the time will change, and the New Year will be celebrated every day." Later, when he offered sacrifices to the gods, he didn't even have paper money, so he used leaves instead. After that, he also wrote "Sacrifice to the Gods": "A leaf and a wisp of smoke send each other's orders to the nine heavens. If the Jade Emperor asks about mortal affairs, Meng Zheng is asking for a pig's head money." He was so poor that he had to borrow money from the Jade Emperor to buy a pig's head. This limerick The writing is really free and easy.
8. Su Dongpo used poetry to satirize his official career
Su Dongpo, one of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties, was talented and accomplished. However, due to his uprightness and integrity, his official career was bumpy and his later years were miserable. He once wrote " A poem called "Sitting in Meditation": "Just sit in meditation with nothing to do. One day is like two days. If you live seventy years, it will be like one hundred and forty." Political frustration and having nothing to do are originally painful things, but Su Dongpo still used black humor to make his life better. Treating 70 years as 140 years old reveals a lot of bitterness and bitterness. He also wrote the poem "Xi'er": "People's adopted children love to be smart, but I have wasted my life for being smart. I hope that I will give birth to a child who is stupid and reckless, and will be safe and harmless to the public officials." He further expressed his criticism and satire of the darkness of the officialdom at that time.
9. Monk Foyin chanted "wine, color and wealth"
It is said that Su Dongpo had a drink with monk Foyin one day. After three rounds of drinking, the monk Foyin was in the mood for poetry, so he recited a limerick about "drinking, coloring, wealth, and energy": "Drinking, coloring, wealth, and energy are surrounded by four walls. Everyone hides inside the wall. If you can jump out of the wall, you will live longer than a hundred years." "This poem has become more popular and colloquial after being widely praised: "The four walls of wine, sex, and wealth are hidden by everyone. As long as you can jump over them, you will live longer even if you are not a god." "Wine, sex, and wealth are four walls." In the old days, this was regarded as the four precepts in life. This poem exhorts the world in popular spoken language and has a long-term effect of warning the world.
10. Zhu Yuanzhang’s Poem of the Golden Rooster
Zhu Yuanzhang was the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty. His family was poor since he was a child and he was not very literate. However, he was willing to learn and later became somewhat literate. Can recite poetry. Legend has it that on the morning of the day he ascended the throne, he was full of passion and recited a poem called "The Golden Rooster Crows Dawn": "The rooster crows once and pouts once, and the rooster crows twice and pouts twice. Three times he calls out the fusang, sweeping away the remaining stars and dawn. "Moon" It is said that when Zhu Yuanzhang recited the first two sentences, the officials laughed in their hearts: "Is this called poetry?" But when he recited the last two sentences, everyone was shocked. They really felt that the emperor's voice was extraordinary. Although the poem was a bit ridiculous, That all-powerful spirit is unmatched by ordinary people.