Rule number one: the weasel complains.
Three weasel brothers lived in a cave in the forest kingdom. The three brothers stored a lot of drumsticks in the warehouse and prepared to have a big banquet when they got married.
Later, they found that the chicken leg suddenly disappeared, and they suspected that it was stolen by a neighbor mouse, but they couldn't find any evidence.
The three brothers want to get back at the mouse and discuss countermeasures. After careful consideration, it is the most appropriate way to kill people by using the knife. So, the boss complained to the tiger king with a sad face: "Your Majesty, the mouse made trouble in the forest and did all the bad things unscrupulously." If the rats are not removed, the country will not be peaceful! " King Tiger smiled and said, "Little mouse, how can you be so capable?" Don't lie about your military situation! "
"The king doesn't know," the boss added, "the mouse is very small, but it has been refined, which is very terrible. Don't look at him, but if you stare at someone for half a minute, you'll be out of luck! It will definitely burn two big holes by the lightning emitted by mung bean eyes! "
The boss spoke so vividly that the tiger began to doubt it. After a while, the second child complained again. He repeated the boss's words, and the tiger became more convinced. After a while, the third son repeated it and convinced the tiger. He made up his mind to kill the mice and summoned them to see him.
The weasel thought that the mouse was going to die this time, and said to it with glee, "Hey, friend, the king is angry. This is definitely not the right time to introduce you. You should take care of yourself! "
The mouse didn't know what crime he had committed, so he went into the palace trembling to see the tiger. The tiger listened to the weasel's complaint and thought that the mouse's "mung bean eyes" could really discharge. He stared at the mouse in horror, ready to run away.
The mouse said, "Your Majesty, what's the matter with you? You are so ugly! " "
The tiger said, "Please don't stare at my face!" " "
The mouse said, "Your Majesty, your eyes are terrible!" " "
"Don't use your mung bean eyes staring at my eyes. As soon as you leave the hospital, I'm finished. Please be kind! " When he spoke, the tiger plopped down on his knees.
The guards caught the mouse and asked him what magic he had cast, which made King Tiger lose face. The mouse said, "I don't have any magic." I am just an ordinary mouse. " The tiger immediately ordered the mouse to do a comprehensive examination to confirm that the mouse was telling the truth.
King Tiger was very angry and sent the weasel to the palace to be punished. Each of the three brothers was beaten fifty times.
The tiger said; "Weasel, you are making up a lie, want to kill people with a knife, want to kill neighbors. Your hearts are too hard! " The guards kicked the weasel out of the palace gate. Everyone says that weasels stink like farts, so no one listens to their nonsense anymore.
Article 2: Weasels recognize relatives.
Things in the world are strange. As long as they are famous, everything will be easy. The old pig's voice is notoriously ugly, but it sings very openly. People want to be quiet, so they have to pay "hush money".
Weasel fart stinks, which is famous and has its advantages: it can exchange money, start a fart company and monopolize "weasel fart".
On the opening day of the company, customers were full. In less than three hours, the first batch of products were snapped up.
As usual, the wild cat ran after the vole, and the vole squeaked into the cave, but the wild cat couldn't help it. Now with the "squirrel fart", it is more powerful. If three voles are arranged in a row, the voles will get dizzy and climb out. It is better to be a snack for wild cats than to be smoked alive.
Usually weak rabbits are often hunted by carnivores, but now they buy "squirrel fart", and the situation is very different. The old wolf saw the red balloon hanging behind the rabbit and thought the rabbit was stupid, which not only slowed down the speed, but also exposed the target. The wolf pounced on it and bit it. The red balloon exploded with a bang, giving off poisonous gas. The wolf was caught off guard and stupefied to find the north. ...
It is conceivable that the company's business is booming, and the price of "squirrel fart" has soared from 100 animal coins to 1 10,000 animal coins. The weasel became an upstart.
One day, the wild cat found a huge vole hole with hundreds of voles in it. However, this cave has a clever structure and many exits. At least thirty weasel farts are needed. Wild cats came to the company to ask for wholesale.
The weasel hesitated and it was a pity to give up this big business, but it was also dangerous to sell all the chemical weapons in stock at once. But after all, the weasel could not stop the temptation of money, and quietly made a deal with the wild cat.
This matter was known by the sly old fox, who has been secretly looking for opportunities. Now he finally waited for this opportunity. He went straight to the weasel company: "Haha, Boss Huang, you lost your self-defense weapon, and your death is up!" Then he pounced on me. With a bang, the old fox was knocked down by a gas bomb. It turns out that weasels are also very calculating. In fact, only 29 of the 30 "weasel farts" it wholesales to wild cats, and it quietly left one for self-defense.
Just as the weasel was secretly happy, the black cat sheriff took it away, because the vole king filed a lawsuit against it. He was accused of manufacturing weapons of mass destruction and killed more than 300 voles in a few minutes. Weasels want to protect themselves, too. Sheriff Black Cat said: "Needless to say, it is said that American soldiers went to Iraq on the grounds of looking for weapons of mass destruction, but no evidence was found. But Iraqi President Saddam Hussein was hanged alive. You engage in chemical weapons, which is more serious than old Sam. Come with me! "
Chapter 3: Weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens.
Once upon a time, there was a weasel. It was very bad and everyone hated it.
One day, the weasel was hungry again, thinking about how to get a chicken to fill his stomach. However, other people's henhouses are locked and cannot be stolen. Suddenly, it had a brainwave: "Aren't there some chickens at the hen's house?" These chickens are tender, aren't they more delicious? Yes, just do it! "
At first, the weasel wrapped her mouth in a piece of cloth, carrying a basket, wrapped in cloth all over, like a mummy.
After successful camouflage, it came to the door of mother hen's house, looked through the door and found mother hen playing with the chicks! So it pinched its nose and screamed, "Hey! Are you at home? I'm Dad Duck, and I'm here to pay a New Year call to you. " The hen doesn't sound like father duck, so he looks out through the door. I saw this "duck dad" with a long head, a big mouth, long hair and a long hairy tail after * * …! It's not dad duck, it's a weasel!
The hen thought, "The weasel is not very friendly and didn't give us a New Year call. It must want to steal our chicks. " . The hen suddenly saw through the weasel's trick. It whispered to the chick, "Don't make any noise, I'll handle it."
The hen said to the weasel, "Mr Duck, the lion, the mouse, the tiger and the elephant are all here. Do you want to come and sit down? " . When the weasel heard this, the lion, the mouse, the tiger and the elephant were all there, and they all ran away in fear.
The hen family laughed their heads off when they saw the weasel's mess.