Neighbors: Huang Hong, Gong Hanlin, Lin Yongjian, Liu Yajin.
Huang Hong: Last year, I smashed a wall. This year, I showed people the house. The owner elder sister personally gave me the key to her double bed. It's too dangerous to be a groom like this.
The eldest sister of the owner said that as soon as she opened the window, all the formaldehyde in the house was released. This year, people in the city actually changed new terms, which gave our village a difficult problem.
Oh, it's a little lonely to drink alone on New Year's Day. Put some cups on it to show that you have company. Until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon, I want to take my shadow and let the three of us be together.
(Throwing the wrench out of the window)
Huang Hong: Someone, a thief. (Picking up the wrench on the ground, Huang Hong hides, and Gong Hanlin jumps in through the window).
Gong Hanlin: I knocked on his door three times, but there was no one in the room. ?
Gong Hanlin: Friends, you must pay attention to buying a house. Don't trust others. You must find a good neighbor. The upstairs decoration is leaking. My family takes a bath every day. You have to make up your mind when buying a house. The developer said that buying a house and sending electrical appliances in the Year of the Dog was sheer nonsense. I was indignant at his farting, and then I went home to take a shower. Where is my wrench?
Huang Hong: Are you a thief?
Gong Hanlin: Don't get me wrong, I'm a neighbor. I live downstairs 1 10.
Huang Hong: The thief dares to live in the police's place. Skilled in action, he must be a recidivist
Huang Hong: What can I do for you?
Gong Hanlin: Red belt.
Huang Hong: This year?
(Huang Hong unbuckles Gong Hanlin's belt)
Gong Hanlin: Yes, thirty-six. It belongs to a dog.
Huang Hong: At first glance, it looks like a sausage.
Gong Hanlin: I'm flattered. I'm not as pure as you. They call me a string.
Huang Hong: How many? Go door to door? Say! Any accomplices?
Gong Hanlin: No (another board was thrown outside).
Huang Hong: It's easy without a partner.
Huang Hong: Another one.
Huang Hong: An accomplice. (Pushing Gong Hanlin into the curtain)
Gong Hanlin; Ah, no, no, no, no, no #% * ~
Liu Yajin: (picks up the wrench on the ground, and Huang Hong hides. (well, there's no one at home. Alas, the heating in our house suddenly went out. My sister just gave birth to a baby and was discharged from the hospital, so she can't work. When she got home, the heating stopped, the baby couldn't wrap it, and the milk turned into ice cream.
Huang Hong: Thief.
Liu Yajin: Brother, you misunderstood. I'm an upstairs neighbor. I live in 3 15.
Huang Hong: Do thieves still dare to live in places where counterfeiting is made? Hands up. (Liu Yajin shows his red ribbon)
Huang Hong: Is this year also the Year of Animals?
Liu Yajin: I'm 36 years old. I am a dog.
Huang Hong: Look at your wrinkled face, Shapi?
Liu Yajin: When I came to Beijing, they called me Jingba.
Huang Hong: I often climb other people's windows. Stand still.
Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: Stop.
Huang Hong: What's your last name?
Liu Yajin: My surname is Shang, so I can't get on.
Gong Hanlin: My name is Xia, and I can't get it.
Huang Hong: How do you prove that you live here?
Gong Hanlin: I know how much it costs to buy things here.
Liu Yajin: I know that too.
Huang Hong: How much is it?
Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: Six dollars this year, seven dollars next year and eight dollars the year after ... (just like playing with rock, paper and scissors).
Huang Hong: How can I raise my price?
Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: The property is high-grade, so let's pay.
Huang Hong: To put it bluntly, high-end is to make you happy to be fooled.
Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: Brother, do you know how much we should pay?
Huang Hong: I don't know. I don't live here.
Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: You don't live here?
Huang Hong: I don't live here.
Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: So where do you live?
Huang Hong: You can't be sure. Nobody goes to anyone's house.
Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: Brother, aren't you going home?
Huang Hong: In our business, if you don't make money, you will never be empty. (showing the red belt)
Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: Brother, is your year also your calendar year?
Huang Hong: Yes, I am 48 years old.
Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: This is unfortunate.
Huang Hong: How should I tie it?
Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: 12 years old, holding flowers at the age of 24, putting a cross at the age of 36 and pinching his back at the age of 48.
(Huang Hong finds himself tied up)
Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: You are thieves!
Huang Hong: Who is the thief?
Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: You. (Repeat twice, the last time Huang Hong knelt down)
Huang Hong: I'm looking at the house. The landlord has gone abroad.
Lin Yongjian: Why, why?
Huang Hong; Sister, didn't you go abroad? Didn't leave?
Lin Yongjian: Stop it. I stopped plastic surgery last year. When I arrived at the customs today, they said I was so beautiful. I didn't agree with the photo, so I refused to come back.
Huang Hong: Sister, untie me!
Lin Yongjian: Let me untie it for you. If you rush into my room in the middle of the night, I'm not at ease.
Huang Hong: Sister, if you don't untie me, what should I do if there are thieves?