Woman: You had a girlfriend before?
Man: ten years of life and death are two boundless, and I forgot without thinking.
Woman: Dead? How did you die?
M: At the end of my tether, there are thunder in winter and rain and snow in summer.
Woman: Oh, it's a natural disaster. So how did you get here all these years?
Man: His face is dusty and smoky, his hands are gray and his fingers are black.
Female; Alas, it's not easy. What was your first feeling when you saw me?
Man: Suddenly, it's like the spring breeze at night, blowing open the petals of ten thousand pear trees.
Woman: (blushing) Is it that good?
M: dross is not the essence of beauty, but painting is the spirit.
Woman: Flatterer-do you have an ideal?
Man: If he becomes Ling at the age of 20, he dares to laugh at Huang Chao for not being her husband.
W: What about you ... think about love?
Man: But through these clouds, how can I know which corner of the mountain it is facing? .
W: Do you like reading?
Man: there are twelve volumes of the art of war, with the name of the Lord on them!
Woman: Is this cow blowing too hard? You are so talented, why are you still single?
Man: Sister-in-law is not married. Lotus seed knows how difficult it is.
W: (laughs) If, I mean if, I promise to marry you, what will you do to me?
Man: A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot!
W: Can you promise not to be attracted to other women?
Man: Any trouble will cause trouble. My concubine has a deep heart.
W: I trust you for the time being, but I'm going to study in America. could you wait for me ？
M: After so many years, it should be a beautiful day in name only.
W: But. ...
Man: If you lean on the fence alone, there is no limit. It's easier to see when it's not!
W: But. ...
Man: Wang Fu, a long river, turned to stone and never looked back!
Female; Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you. ...
after marriage
W: After being married for so long, are you still thinking about your ex-girlfriend?
M: once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber.
Woman: Then why did you marry me?
Man: I don't know the guests in my dreams, but I want to have fun in the afternoon.
W: Too many. We are at least husband and wife.
Man: husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when the disaster comes.
What do you think of our marriage?
Man: I woke up and looked at the Chu towel several times, but I was still chilling in my dream!
W: Is it that bad? Didn't you say your first impression of me ...
Man: A beautiful woman is like a flower in Man Chun Hall, and only partridges are flying around her.
Woman: That's not true, is it? you should ...
M: It's not surprising that it used to be dirty, but now it's dissolute.
Woman: All along, my friends wrote to tell me that I didn't believe it, but I didn't expect it to be true!
M: What I got from paper felt superficial, and I never knew it needed to be done.
W: Where did all your original dreams go?
Man: Let's change the floating name to singing in a low voice.
Woman: (misty-eyed) You, didn't you promise a piece of Bing Xin?
Man: I can't bear to see this thing. It was burnt to ashes.
Woman: Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by relatives and friends and reviled by future generations?
Man: I'd rather die holding a fragrant branch than being blown into the north wind.
W: Should I agree to break up?
Man: Broke up or brothers, why do you have to be flesh and blood relatives?
W: OK, that would be great.
(Continued) Men and women communicate first.
Before marriage:
Man: Are you so beautiful?
Female: In the evening makeup, there is bright snow, in the spring hall, moths are filed (Li Yu's "Spring House Spring")
Are you still in the ladies' room?
Female: Before the independent flower, listen to songs and draw boats.
Man: You are so beautiful, why don't you have a boyfriend?
Female: Spring breeze is the heart of first-class youth, and I can't help hating it (A Cloud in Wushan by Zhao Zong)
Man: You won't lie to me, will you? Didn't you say you have a boyfriend?
Female: It didn't matter at that time to continue the frontier, showing tears.
Man: Oh, it's over. Are you sad?
Female: The past is empty, just like a dream (Li Yu's Midnight)
Man: spoony woman is heartless. Are you in love with him still?
Female: Holding the ribbon empty, I look back and hate Yi Yi (Li Yu's Linjiang Xian)
Man: (His face lit up) Are you lonely now?
Female: When the color enters a tall building, someone upstairs is sad (Li Bai's Bodhisattva Man)
Man: (eagerly) Can we make friends?
Female: (full of shame) Luoyang is waiting for you in the spring, but the flowers are flying like dragonflies (Ouyang Xiu's "Spring on the Jade Tower")
M: (laughs) Oh, that's good. Do you miss me?
Female: I miss you more recently (Nan Gezi of Wen)
M: Shall we have a heart-to-heart drink and tie the knot?
Female: Wu Xu's skirt is drooping and her face is flushed with wine (Ouyang Xiu's Lou Yuchun)
Man: Can you and I be together for a long time?
Woman: I rely on the east wind to blow my dreams, and I keep company with Lang all day long.
Really?
Woman: I'm exhausted for you, when the flowers bloom (text "Little Tears God")
Man: …