Sentences that destroy three views

You don’t need too many good friends, two are enough, and one is willing to lend. Give you money, but when he asks you for debt, the other one is willing to beat him to death.

The story of Chang'e and Hou Yi teaches us: there will be no results for a woman who takes drugs and a man who likes to shoot randomly outside.

As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful heaven and earth.

Your parents have raised you like a princess for more than twenty years. You are not allowed to just compromise in front of men. You have to negotiate the price first!

There once was a girl named Xiaomu. Later, she had breast augmentation and everyone called her Xiaoshu.

There is a certain degree of danger in swimming alone in the wild. It is best to go together, as one more person will provide more care on the road to the underworld.

Reporter: President Roosevelt, we all know that you suffer from polio. How do you usually move around?

Roosevelt: Crutches and hand cranks wheelchair.

Reporter: How did you lead the American people to win World War II?

Roosevelt: Summarize the experience of past failures!

Reporter: Thank you, please be brief. Summarize your political career.

Roosevelt: What happens every year is fate! Every time you eat, you will gain wisdom, thank you!

It has been published on the Internet that thieves often visit places Symbols used. Disappointingly, there is no symbol that indicates a lonely young woman at home.

Books you buy are like people you like, some of them always fall into the hands of friends.

Cold Food Festival and Qingming Festival, April 4th and April 5th, are two consecutive festivals to commemorate a pair called Han and Qingming. Ming's lover.

Xiaohua is 12 years older than her sister. Four years later, her sister will be twice as old as Xiaohua. Please give her her contact information.

Pour a ladle of fine wine into a bucket of sewage, and you will get a bucket of sewage; pour a ladle of sewage into a bucket of fine wine, and you will get a severe beating.

The eyes are the windows to the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the window sill of the soul.

　①Women are tigers.

②The tiger’s butt cannot be touched.

Pa, it is a very complete word: it has a mouth, hands and a saying.

Do you think it’s easy for me? Level 4 complained. Level 6 shrugged and replied: Don't mention it, I'm sad too.

Guo Jingming’s company perfectly interprets the wooden barrel theory: the shortest one determines everything.

　The correct way to ED is to use the middle finger

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Japanese delegation I just apologized to the Olympic Organizing Committee, saying that they just learned that you can't shoot people in the face.

The most fair event for the London Olympics referees is shooting, probably because the players have guns in their hands.

The real Chinese will not give up every inch of land easily, because the real Chinese do not own even an inch of land.

To a monk, money is just a cloud, Master, just make a price!

When Confucius saw a young man with good qualifications, he would smile, pat him on the shoulder and say: Come to Confucianism and see me when you have time.

Wang Anshi and Sima Guang have always had political disagreements. It is said that it was because Sima Guang smashed a vat in his family when he was a child.

In ancient times, there was a Le Yangzi who was studying hard and slipped back home. His wife angrily took out a pair of scissors, cut off the cloth being weaved, and said, "It's the same with anything you do. If you stop like this, it's useless. Remember, never give up halfway!" Le Yangzi looked at it in horror. Holding the scissors in her hand, she nodded. From then on, they lived a harmonious sex life.

Report! That monkey came in again!? Alas, he came five times in one day. What treasures did he search for? Report to the Dragon King, that monkey snatched it away A pair of lotus root silk walking shoes, a pair of golden armor with chains, a purple gold crown with phoenix wings and a Ruyi golden hoop. ?In this case, go and tell the monkey that there is no need to fight anymore, all the equipment that can be produced in this copy of ours has been released!?

There was a prefect in the Eastern Han Dynasty who called sheep. Xu was a very honest man. He had just arrived in Nanyang and took office. His subordinates gave him a big fish. He couldn't refuse it in every possible way, so he had to hang it in front of the hall to show his integrity. From then on, other subordinates were no longer embarrassed to give fish smaller than that.

Lu Zhishen smiled and said: Even that willow tree can be uprooted by the Sa family. All the rogues didn't believe it. Seeing this, Lu Zhishen walked directly to the tree, lowered his hair to his waist, and with luck in his hands, he bent down and hugged the thick willow tree, and shouted: "The moment below is to witness the miracle!"

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The princes of Shen State united with Quan Rong to attack King You of Zhou. On the surface, it was because King You of Zhou killed his daughter. In fact, it was because he didn’t like King You of old saying to him: Come, Lord Shen (Shen Hou). Throat)!

Luban was a famous inventor in the Spring and Autumn Period. It is said that he made a wooden carriage for his mother. His mother sat in the carriage and was driven by a wooden man. Go and never return. His father gave her a thumbs up and praised her: What a sensible and good child!

Wang Erxiao was cutting down trees by the river and accidentally dropped his iron ax into the river. Here, he burst into tears. Suddenly, an old voice came from the water: My child, did you drop a golden ax? Wang Erxiao shouted into the water: No! The voice in the water said again: Did you drop a silver ax? Erxiao And he said no. At this time, an old god floated in the water with an iron ax on his forehead and his face covered in blood. He shouted with a black face: So it was really you who hurt me, you bastard!

The ugly duckling was different from other ducks since he was a child. He was very ugly, so he was ridiculed and despised by his companions and other small animals. He sadly decided to leave alone. A few years later, it came back proudly. Everyone was surprised to find that it had turned into a beautiful swan, so they all praised: Wow, you are so beautiful. The ugly duckling blushed and replied shyly: Don't say that, Smecta.

Disciple, I didn’t expect that you got this thousand-year-old snow lotus by mistake, which can increase your cultivation level by a dozen. Come, let me eat it for you to see.

One year there was a good harvest. The little white rabbit and the little black rabbit helped an old man collect radishes. After collecting them, the old man was very happy. He pushed a cart of radishes and gave them away To the little white rabbit, the little white rabbit was very happy, thanked the grandpa and then jumped home. The grandfather pushed another cart of radishes to the little black rabbit. The little black rabbit didn't want the radishes. It said: "Grandpa, I don't want the radishes. Please give me some seeds!" The grandfather smiled knowingly and said: "Okay," Give me your email!?

Wenhui! Wenhui! Listen! I’m peeing.

A woman’s mood: 30% of it is determined by nature, 70% of it depends on shopping.

?Junior sister, do you like poetry?

?Disgusting! People like it!?

A: Excuse me, how do you pronounce these two characters? Coriander?

B: These two characters are pronounced "虤毸".

A: Get lost!

After the unremitting efforts of mobile phone experts, we finally found the culprit of the rapid reduction of mobile phone battery that caused users a headache: Meeting!

Grandpa posted a picture of a naked woman online. The seven Hurova brothers left comments one after another. The first child: Awesome! The second child: It’s so bright! The third child: It’s hard! The fourth child: Can get angry! The fifth child: It’s wet! The sixth child: Wipe it, it’s shameful to hide it! The seventh child: Good picture, good picture, decisively accept it !

The earliest cuteness in history can be traced back to the "Yueren Song" in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period: There are trees in the mountains? There are branches in the trees.

If you don’t want others to know, you have to be careful.

Tomorrow comes tomorrow, and there are so many tomorrows! Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

The eyes are the windows to the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the window sill of the soul.

Waiting online, quite urgent.

?What the hungry spider said

Boss, come and pack rat slices!

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? Does it hurt? It hurts!? Forget it, it’s okay, continue. "A lot of blood was shed. General Guan is really brave!" Hua Tuo said.

In the Western Jin Dynasty, there were three dangers to the rise of justice: dragons in the water and evil tigers in the mountains. The violence around them became even more violent, even worse than dragons and tigers. Zhou Chu didn't know it, so he asked the villagers what was causing the most harm and wanted to get rid of it. The villagers did not dare to tell the truth, so they sighed and said: Both dragons and tigers can be tolerated, but Monday is tolerable and which one cannot be tolerated!

Wang Chongyang: ?We are all old. After the last sword debate in Huashan, we all agreed that this time, we would leave it to our respective apprentices to compete. Have you all accepted disciples? Ouyang Feng: I only have a nephew, so I don’t have any disciples. ?Wang Chongyang: ?Haha, no one (picture) just say JB. ?

In the beginning, God did not want the ancestors to be wise, so they did not teach writing. Those who have Cangjie follow the traces of birds and beasts and do it themselves.

The ghosts and gods were frightened, and they all cried: Which unit do you belong to? Who asked you to write it? ;