I want a Chinese version of the Vedas.

Sumo wine (Volume 9, Song 1 12)

People's wishes are varied:

The carpenter waited for the car to break down,

Doctors think people will break their legs,

Brahmins want donors to come.

Sumo! Come out for Indra (God).

The blacksmith has firewood by the fire.

There are bird feathers fanning the flames,

With a stone anvil and a blazing fire,

Waiting for customers with gold to come forward.

Sumo! Come out for Indra (God).

I am a poet and my father is a doctor.

Mother is busy grinding noodles,

Everyone is like a cow.

Strive for happiness.

Sumo! Come out for Indra (God).

The horse is willing to pull a light vehicle,

Happy people laughed and shouted,

Men want women around,

Frogs look forward to the flood.

Sumo! Come out for Indra (God).