The topic of p>211 Sichuan College Entrance Examination is released: "There is always an expectation"
(1)
"There is always an expectation-I want to find a wife"
The car is eager for the road, the flowers and plants are eager for rain and dew, the soul is eager for crossing over, and the soul is eager for home, while I am eager for it urgently.
the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and when they stepped on the road, they suddenly looked back and looked around, and there were countless aunts and aunts.
It's said that men don't shed tears, but that's definitely not sad.
Who knows how many times tears have blurred the window of my heart?
besides, we are just a drop in the ocean. Why can't I land on the coast of love? Can only eat dry vinegar bite by bite?
Life is short, so how can I waste it silently?
in order to find a home for myself as soon as possible, I am determined to go all out by hook or by crook.
error, error. This idea eventually became my doom.
I didn't expect that I was desperate for a moment and staged such a terrible scene.
(2)
At school, I was not good at math. I always expected someone to touch my head when I was asleep, and then I could do everything, but I still failed. After work, I always look forward to buying a lottery ticket casually, and I can win him five million, but I can't even win five dollars. In love, I always expect this to be the last time, and then I can directly touch happiness, and the result is still repeating the same mistakes.
(3)
I always want to have an expectation that I can lose weight; There is always an expectation that I can succeed; There is always an expectation that tomorrow will be more beautiful. Sometimes I am not a pessimistic person, I believe I can succeed, I know tomorrow will be better, but I am very "hesitant"; "Wandering" How can I lose weight? I loudly "Shout" to myself, shouting whether you can eat less!
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Back to the Origin
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"We can't go back to the origin"
I was silent for a long time, but I couldn't say a word.
I've always admired girls. Why can girls hold hands and revel without worrying about everyone's eyes?
and I can hold your hand heartily, gently and softly, but I can only hide behind your back.
when we first met, I still remember the heartache of meeting for the first time. Your hand touched my forehead slightly, and my head, which was heavy with fever, suddenly woke up in an instant. I had a hunch that this was the most important moment in my life. I finally met the most important person in my life, and I will make the most important decision in my life.
However, this decision will put us in a state of perdition, and even more, we will bear the blame. We can only live in the dark forever, and we can only live humble and humble life like rats forever.
sometimes I wonder what my life would be like without you.
I can't imagine the boring days without you. Who took out his mobile phone to log in to 139 lobbyists among the ten thousand books? Who is meddling in Wan's affairs again? Who tells jokes every day to break the depression of life? Who helped me solve the math problem?
I only know that in those moments, I was also with you, watching you seriously and laughing quietly, and time and happiness would solidify at this moment. Only then did I feel so alive.
On the day when homosexuals were allowed to get married in our country, I told you with joy: "Dear, our happiness is here."
But you smiled bitterly: "Dear, our happiness only comes back to the original point, when there is no decisive sex in the placenta."
I suddenly want to cry.
We can't go back to the original point after all.
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Walking:
"Big Brother, have fun? ！”
"how much is it?" “2。”
"Why not make it cheaper?"
"15 nights, as usual!"
"ok, let's go!"
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Rejecting mediocrity
Seeing this topic, I almost passed out laughing.
I think this is the most mediocre question in the history of college entrance examination. If you count the history of the imperial examination in 13, it is estimated that you can also rank among the top three.
Because "rejecting mediocrity" is not only human instinct, but also the inevitable law of all things in the world. Taking this as an examination question is even worse than "I want to eat". Because rice can still be hungry for a while, mediocrity can't be for a moment. My deskmate Xiaoli once said that "starvation is a small thing, but breast enhancement is a big thing". Although Quanfeng has gone to the abdomen, her persistent efforts are worthy of recognition.
The girls around me are not mediocre, at least they look uneven, and even if they make a fake, they have to do it continuously. As for how many layers of sponges they put on, I don't know. They won't let me count, and I'm not interested in counting sponges
It's not only MM people who refuse mediocrity, but also those of us who study for exams. It also includes every small business vendor, worker and farmer in the world. A few days ago, an unremarkable farmer did something unremarkable, which made me feel ashamed: ordinary people like us, although they let go of firecrackers, were only willing to give up on New Year's Eve. Moreover, the number of discharges is small, and it is not only reluctant to discharge several places at the same time, but its power is too small to be limited to listening to the sound. However, the farmer in Fuzhou, who was not mediocre, set off fireworks in three places at the same time, and the noise was so loud that even cars, doors and windows were blown to pieces.
It's not only us humans who refuse mediocrity, but also other animals, such as pigs and dogs. Even pigs know that meat can't grow too mediocre, and too mediocre meat is not delicious, so pigs who refuse mediocrity try to grow more lean meat and less fat. In the final analysis, pigs grow lean meat for people, but dogs have made them not mediocre from another height: they are not willing to be eaten. No, they gathered hundreds of fans to block the highway. Be a group of dogs that are not mediocre and not eaten, even if you wear a hat that sells hard.
It is not only the biological world that rejects mediocrity, but also the nature, such as the Three Gorges Dam. The Three Gorges Dam is doomed to be mediocre. Faced with other people's doubts, he calmly said, "Without me, the drought would be more serious." This is enough to make Mr. Kong Ming, who was arguing with Confucianism two thousand years ago, lose his prestige immediately. Others question that the existence of the Three Gorges has caused the drought, but no one can prove this thesis, because history cannot be tried again. For those mediocre people, knowing that others can't prove it, they will say "show me the evidence" at most, but the Three Gorges won't say such mediocre words. Its wonderful rebuttal of "it's drier without me" has turned against an army with great momentum and used the trick of "dealing with a man as he deals with you" to the extreme.
It can be seen that it is not only MM, not only human beings, but also the animal kingdom that rejects mediocrity ... Rejecting mediocrity is the most basic law of the existence of all things in the universe. Nowadays, taking this topic on the college entrance examination paper seems to be a lofty pursuit and a goal of struggle, which is simple and makes people laugh.
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The original text is as follows:
Time is ticking
At 9: Beijing time, this is the scene of the X examination room of the 211 College Entrance Examination. First of all, I would like to thank the country and the government for giving us a prosperous and prosperous environment for people to live and work in peace and contentment, and even more, thank you for giving me a warm and comfortable small environment for the college entrance examination. But I am still full of passion for life. I think it is not easy for me to sit in the examination room of the college entrance examination. Children who grew up drinking milk powder, eating dyed steamed bread and eating lean meat ... can't afford to be hurt! There is wood! ! !
at 1: Beijing time, I made full preparations for the college entrance examination. I burned incense on the first day, prayed on the fifteenth day and went to mass at the end of the month. I haven't watched my most porridge Japanese TV series for half a year, because my mother said that "if you watch too many Japanese TV dramas, your ancestors will not bless you", but there are three results: First, go to Peking University; Second, I really can't, and I don't dislike Tsinghua; Third, start a business, go home to sell meat, the name of the store-3D butcher shop, then everyone will come to our store to take care of the business, okay? Okay?
At 1: 28 Beijing time, one hour and 28 minutes have passed quietly. According to my statistics, the beautiful beauty teacher walked past me 18 times and stayed by my side for 65 seconds. According to visual inspection, she was about 28 years old, about 166 in height and 98 in weight, with a well-proportioned figure and good appearance. It can be said that it is graceful, looks like a fairy, sinks fish and falls geese, and closes the moon and feels ashamed of flowers, which makes people feel relaxed and happy, full of dreams and thoughts! "Teacher, you invigilate next year, and I'll hold your field.
Beijing time is 11: sharp. Come back immediately after the advertisement. There are more advertisements than those of Hunan Satellite TV, and NND's. It's gone for more than half an hour. The revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades still need to work hard. Wipe off Lahazi and continue to answer questions. At this time yesterday, my family was eating zongzi left over from last year's Wufangzhai, happily waiting for the moon. Why did God want to eat last year's zongzi? Because my dad said that last year's dumplings were fresher than those bought in the market, and the additive content was relatively small. But it's a pity that it rained yesterday and the moon didn't come out until evening. It's all the moon's fault. It is estimated that everyone knows that eating zongzi on Dragon Boat Festival is to commemorate Qu Yuan, but who knows that he chose to jump into the river and commit suicide this year because the college entrance examination will be held the next day! The children's shoes are not good at math and English, and they are not good at literature and science. It's hard to improve their Chinese. When writing a composition, it's a tragedy that "write a composition of not less than 8 words, and the style is not limited (except poetry)". Ya, I am not alive, and I am naked jealous of our prostitutes who write poetry. In the future, in order to commemorate his special contribution to the college entrance examination, he thinks that revolutionary martyrs and Qu's descendants will enjoy the bonus policy. And on this day, the whole country has a unified holiday for one day. I think it is not an exaggeration for such a great person to have a holiday for one month.
at 11: 21 Beijing time, when it comes to eating zongzi from Wufangzhai, I have done some research. If you eat zongzi with your wife, dip your chopsticks in sauce, and eat zongzi with your lover, you need to use a knife and fork. You'd better order Changyu wine, light candles, and wait until you are full of wine ... (Considering underage readers, N words are omitted here, you know the details). The same zongzi, different people can eat different atmosphere with different tableware.
it's 11: 25 Beijing time, "alas! The paper is due in 5 minutes! ! ! I haven't collected 8 words yet, your sister! Who stipulated that 8 words must be written? What should I do if it is swollen? What should I do if I am swollen? " So I had an epiphany and checked the name and admission ticket number on the answer sheet with lightning speed. I didn't trust to check it again. There are still 3 minutes left. After writing these, add this sentence. Haha! 8 is enough. One minute later, I quickly wrote a small note and stuffed it into the hand of the beautiful teacher. After reading the note, the teacher smiled at me.
Beijing's -point composition
Today, many students in the college entrance examination ended up happy or annoyed
The symbol of Beijing's capital has not been easy to find for more than 3, years
The history of Yuyang was hard to find
There were too few years in the capital
The prince of Yan swept the north for a coup and the eunuch of Sanbao went to the ocean for seven times
Several places of interest in Qiongdao, Gulou Palace Museum, Beihai, were representatives of the Ming and Qing Dynasties
Juice burning, storytelling, singing and singing, juggling overpass
bow and scrape, fall, tea house, wine shop, cage bird
melon skin, small hat, gold shell, pocket watch, open mouth, rickshaw puller trotting
Zhengyang crab Huaqing takes a bath, cheap roast duck noodle sauce
Swimming and fishing at Shichahai, be careful, be careful, the urban management will come to Xidan Street, and many goods are more disabled, begging along the street
Brother Zhang mouth. People follow, run fast, keep an eye on your wallet. Don't whistle. < P > The east of Yansha is also lively. It closes during the day and stays up all night. < P > There are a lot of hair in and out of the hair salon, and many men patronize it many times. < P > I don't know the secret. < P > It's very lively to go south and north with big bags in front of Beijing station.
police privately visits plainclothes to keep an eye on world without thieves's all-selling invoices. < P > It's hard for Small advertising hardware and software wholesale and direct sales
Don't even think about the warranty when you buy parallel imports
The willow branches on the lakeside of Kunming don't see the West Palace and the Lotus Ying Road
The price of pedal cruise ships is quite high, and you need money to go out to collect tickets
All of them are like this, except for peeing
The new monthly ticket swiping machine for Beijing public transport is invalid
It is not as good as jogging in the morning and evening rush hours. Many people have more cars and fewer cars
It is hard to find a license plate in the station It's hard to find a monthly salary ticket. How to pay for air conditioning and smelly sweat?
Beijing's bid for the Olympic Games attracted worldwide attention. The whole people care about the Fuwa Bird's Nest.
The patent price of the five Fuwa is too high in small fat countries.
The design of the Bird's Nest was cancelled for various reasons.
I want to ask why. Let me tell you about ventilation to prevent colds.
It's difficult to find out the responsibility. Subcontract from layer to layer * * With the price increase
all the way, white sugar and oil are almost out of stock
The gossip affecting people's housing shortage has to be raised
The back roads of ordinary people are bad, not to mention the importance of national unity
Be cautious and follow the leadership news, inform the street
People in the street are red-banded and tired, prevent fire and guard against theft
The cup is approaching, and the time difference is fast, relax and lock the channel
. Blow the whistle loudly
The offside protest is invalid, but there are many gossips about Guoan.
I'm ashamed not to mention a word.
I'm a little off topic. The Beijing symbol is here to end the test paper.
Write down the name, the admission ticket number, the teacher's marking and applauding.
I can't help laughing. Raise my hand and write a zero point.
The poem of confused examination is invalid!