First base: Who
Second base: What
Third base: I don’t know
Center field: Because
Left field: why
Shortstop: I don’t care
Catcher: today
Pitcher: tomorrow
Umpire: Tiana
A: Alas! gentlemen!
B: Do you know my hat?
A: I know!
B: Commemorative hat, limited edition.
A: It’s hard to see.
B: It is out of print in Taiwan.
A: It’s not easy for you to collect them.
B: You seem to be a baseball fan?
A: I am a standard baseball fan.
B: I am also a baseball fan.
A and B: Hello, hello.
B: Alas! Let me ask you something!
A: Yeah!
B: I heard that a new team has recently been established independently of the two leagues. Do you know about this?
A: I know, I know! Are you also interested in the inside information about this baseball team?
B: I am a fanatic, of course I am interested.
A: Oh!
B: Can you tell me the name of this team?
A: Baseball team!
B: Yes, yes! I just want to know his name.
A: Baseball team!
B: Yes! I just want to know the name of this team!
A: Baseball team!
B: I just want to know the name of this baseball team!
A: Baseball team baseball team.
B: You said this team is called a baseball team?
A: Yes! Baseball teamBaseball team
B: Why does it have such a strange name?
A: Its name is strange, but don’t you think its team name is quite straightforward. As soon as we hear baseball, we know it's about baseball, not football.
B: Hey hey hey! That makes sense!
A: Let me tell you, the baseball team not only has a weird team name, but the names of the players in it are even weirder.
B: Oh?
A: Do you know that all professional baseball players nowadays like to have a nickname?
B: I know.
A: Do you really know?
B: Of course I know.
A: Test you!
B: Come on, come on!
A: The handsome thief!
B: Lin Yizeng!
A: Peter Pan!
B: Lu Wensheng!
A: Locomotive!
B: Tu Longqin!
A: Orient Express!
B: Zhang Qiongzi!
A: Huh?
B: No, no, no! That's his wife, that's Guo Taiyuan!
A: Come again. Mr. Baseball!
B: Li Juming!
A: Asia’s giant cannon!
B: Lu Mingci!
A: Holiday flower-destroying hands!
B: Chen...ah? Is there a flower destroyer in there?
A: It’s a holiday knife thrower.
B: Ouch!
A: That’s almost it!
B: It’s almost the same, but it’s much different, okay?
A: slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue.
B: I think you are hateful!
A: Hehehe
B: But you just said that the nicknames of these professional baseball players are really cool
A: Really, there are some now. A player with some ability will give him a very nickname to replace his name.
B: Yes, yes! A nickname is just like a name.
A: Baseball teams are like this too.
B: Oh?
A: Yes!
B: Can you tell me the names of these players?
A: It’s a nickname!
B: It’s all the same, it’s all the same!
A: Oh! Baseball team, baseball team!
B: Yeah!
A: I don’t know who’s on first base, who’s on second base, or who’s on third base.
B: Huh?
A: Who is on first base?
B: Right me...
A: What is on second base?
B : It’s not you...
A: I don’t know about third base.
B: Can you say it again?
A: Of course. I don’t know who’s on first base, what’s on second base, and what’s on third base.
B: Do you really know these players?
A: Yes!
B: Then tell me who is guarding first base?
A: Yes!
B: No.
I mean the first baseman's name is...
A: Who!
B: Where is that guy on first base?
A: Who!
B: That guy on the baseball team who guards first base?
A: Who is at first base!
B: What are you asking me for?
A: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you who is on first base!
B: Okay, I don’t care if you ask me or I ask you. Well, does the baseball team have a first baseman on first base?
A: Of course.
B: Then tell me who is guarding first base?
A: Yes!
B: Well... that... I... I say hello to this gentleman. At the end of every month, when the baseball team has to pay its first baseman, who gets the money?
A: Every piece was taken away for him. It should have been given to him in the first place.
B: To whom?
A: Yes!
B: I mean who got it?
A: Why doesn’t he take it? oh! Of course, sometimes his wife comes to help him get it.
B: Whose wife is it?
A: Yes! He makes money very hard.
B: Oh my god! Who earned it?
A: Yes!
B: Alas! Sir, I just want to know one simple thing right now, that is, what is the first baseman's name?
A: Oh! No, no, what's on second base!
B: I didn’t ask you who is at second base!
A: Who’s on first base!
B: This is exactly what I want to know!
A: Then don’t change his defensive position casually.
B: I didn’t transfer anyone randomly! ! !
A: Don’t be angry, aren’t we chatting?
B: I’m sorry. Sir, I just want to know what the first baseman's name is?
A: What’s the second baseman’s name!
B: I didn’t ask you who is at second base!
A: Who’s on first base!
B: I don’t know.
A: Third base! ! Let's not get into third base right now, okay?
B: How did I get involved in third base?
A: What you just said!
B: No, no, no. If I were to ask about third base, I would ask who is guarding third base?
A: No, no. You should first figure out who is on first base!
B: OK! So tell me what the first baseman's name is?
A: What’s on second base!
B: I didn’t ask you who is at second base!
A: Who’s on first base!
B: I don’t know!
A: Third base! !
B: Why am I back at third base?
A: Alas! I... I'm telling you whoever it is!
B: OK!
A: It is what it is!
B: OK!
A: I don’t know, it’s just that I don’t know!
B: OK! ! Can I be considered wrong? Could you please stay at third base for a moment?
A: No problem! ! If you have any questions, you can still ask!
B: Could you please tell me the name of the third baseman?
A: What’s the second baseman’s name!
B: I didn’t ask you who is at second base!
A: Who’s on first base!
B: I don’t know!
A, B: Third base! !
B: I encountered a landmine today!
A: I just met a monster today!
B: OK! Simply! Does this team have an outfield?
A: Of course.
B: Then tell me the name of the left fielder.