(The first three people): It hasn't been performed yet. Why do you say goodbye? (fourth person): Hey, start over.
Hello, leaders and colleagues. The year of the rabbit is coming. Pay tribute to it first-Happy New Year!
I said a few and a half words today, not much. Whether you behave well or not-don't run!
We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope we can join in.-Applause!
(company name) is our family, happiness is connected with you, me and him, and all brothers and sisters are happy-haha!
The three-year plan is really good, the company's performance is getting better and better, and the leadership team is United and coordinated!
(Company name) Hard technology, transforming and locking solar energy, ultra-white glass pushing the market-Red!
Quality stability is the key to mass production of TCO glass. Expand sales and production-cool!
The second-line technical transformation task is heavy, and the company responds in a unified way. In order to ensure the success of ignition-desperately!
The production department is highly motivated and pays a lot of sweat. At the end of each month, the report must be doubled-a new high!
The salespeople are all macho men, trying to open up the market. The dealer gives a thumbs up-OK, sign the bill!
Pay naturally pays off, and wages rise every month. When I get home, my wife reaches out and gives me money!
Moon 15, Moon 16, how does one build credit? Without family support-difficult!
Although there are few financial personnel, they are good at careful calculation. The accountant and cashier counted the money. How's it going? I want it.
The work in the general manager's office is very lively. Everything comes to mind first. Ask how big the contribution is-not small!
(Company name) Good performance, guidance from provincial and municipal leaders, no pride in actual work-leadership!
We will not only make money, but also take the lead in saving energy and reducing emissions. You can see it after changing oil to gas-smokeless!
There are many beautiful women among the new employees, but it seems that they can't be touched. What if you want to date at close range!
Beautiful and smart, where can such a girl be found? I also want to chase one-too few!
Do it slowly and then watch-(Wow) Sister-in-law!
There are many single men. What if they don't have wives? H: yes. Don't worry, give it to the general manager's office. The surrounding units are looking at which girl is the most pleasing to the eye. Pick a good one after the New Year's party!
I am very experienced in this matter. When the girl came, I experimented. (what? No, a good horse should have a good saddle. I will check the quality of the girl.
The Year of the Rabbit is an auspicious year, and there are endless words of blessing. Let's say a few words with gongs and drums and wish everyone-
Everything goes well, everything goes well, everything is perfect, 99 is United, making money in all directions, seven stars shine high, 66 is smooth sailing,
New year's three sentences and a half (enterprise company)
Hello, leaders and colleagues. The new year is coming. Say "Happy New Year" first!
I said a few and a half words today, not many words. No matter how good it is, don't run!
We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope everyone will join us and applaud together!
Let's celebrate the 10th anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations and look forward to tomorrow. Cheers!
The achievements of the center are better than ever, thanks to the sweat of the leaders and the unity and cooperation of the leading bodies!
Act under the overall situation, find the right market position, do a good job in innovation and development, and be comprehensive.
No matter how difficult the market is, everyone is a hero, everyone is a dedicated person, extraordinary!
Everyone works hard and is the best in the class in the learning center. It is more important to establish a correct outlook on life than to be dedicated.
Trade union activities are particularly good, such as climbing mountains and tug-of-war to do gymnastics, keeping fit, displaying talents and being very lively.
The work in the branch is exquisite and wonderful, and the chef in the restaurant is really good, and the hot dishes and meals are good. Don't insist.
Financial personnel are highly skilled, carrying abacus everywhere, saving money!
The information service is very comprehensive. Everyone turns around the network, and all the work is not neglected. Everyone is looking for me!
File affairs are trivial, don't say it doesn't matter. Every effort is precious, so tired!
It is difficult to innovate comprehensive property, pay close attention to environmental sanitation and build canteen garage.
To do a good job in trading services, innovative consciousness is indispensable. Let's work hard together for another year and collect money!
Overfulfilled for another year, seeing 1000 happy results means that everyone wants to make more money!
We did very well this year. Let's not be proud. Let's hold a meeting of leaders to sum up. Better life!
Setting new goals and tasks in the new year is not high. As long as everyone works hard, they will surpass them.
We have worked hard to prepare for today's party, and there are good programs below. Let's retreat.
Three and a half sentences in the New Year (Teacher Edition)
The new year will be very happy, everyone will get together, and we will perform on stage to encourage!
Ice and snow are not afraid of the cold, men, women and children are smiling, teachers, happy New Year, happy New Year!
Hello, kindergarten teachers, listen to the leader, yo, the leader is coming, shoot!
Let's talk about our director Liu Yuanchang. He has a strong brand awareness and a good teaching management.
Besides, the lovely leader Wang is modest, kind and popular. It's good to see everyone smiling.
And dear teachers, they can play everything and sing everything. She is our doll head, and she is really awesome.
The chef is really capable and everything is fun. I want to eat after this meal. It smells delicious.
The environment here is first-class, with everything to eat and play, and the tuition is only xxx, which is neither expensive nor expensive.
Besides, today's get-together, the whole park responded and worked hard for the good performance of the program.
All teachers compare watching, dancing and singing, and anyone who just looks at it will be deducted.
Our program is coming to an end. Let's make more comments and express our best wishes to you. When will the money be issued?
He Xinchun three sentences and a half free:
Knock, knock, knock, knock.
The free zone is my home and your home. Ode to joy to brothers and sisters, haha.
Since I set up the free version, I have to get up early every day to browse and turn on the computer before I can lift my shoes and put them on backwards.
If you want to ask for freedom, there are always good people and good deeds, and occasionally someone comes to make trouble and knocks it over!
The free environment is beautiful, talented people and beautiful women have appointments, and my mouth is watering ~
The word "freedom" is a banner, always follow the will, sometimes give a little advice, love you.
My brother and sister are United, and they saved the day. Some people are upset and anxious ~
Free and healthy, no graffiti on the wall, no spitting, no contempt!
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
M M asked me for photos. It's hard to ruin my dad. It's not that he doesn't have pictures of his life. It's ugly.
If you want to see it, you can go and see Sister Yue Ming. She is good at writing and has no ambition to get away. Sigh ~
Mussels are originally afraid of water, gamblers don't gamble, and they have been so beautiful since they became shopkeepers ~
Rechmond is behind the scenes, wearing a ring and not showing his face. Who will unveil the red veil?
Dead birds can't die old courtiers, don't be an idol chef, as long as you dare to post to die.
Yan Yan loves a dream, you are a dragon, she is a phoenix, and the dragon and phoenix dance freely, with * * *!
Knock, knock, knock, knock.
After the lead singer and screenwriter, everyone is talented. I want to keep looking at a watch, hehe ~
It is difficult to tell the difference between the upper and lower, and prawns and shrimps may be missed. Do you want me to remember you? Send wine.
There are many writers and sailors, and two sentences will catch up with that, that, that, that, that, stop fighting ~
The article has a long history and gains and losses are uncertain. If no one follows the post, it will be blocked ~
Speaking of writing about the lower body, it's true when it's fake. Do you want to feast your eyes secretly? Someone!
Personal mood is good or bad, and the stream of consciousness is really good. Love to write coffee after writing red wine!
Politically, east and west, north and south, natural and man-made disasters have made me poorer. Do you want me to donate money to Indy? Dream ~
Novels and poems are also welcome, and the writing is good enough. I can't read one or two, I'm sweating ~
Knock, knock, knock, knock.
Where is the freedom of the new year? I'm going to report to Jiangdong, and I'll try my best to get dividends by the end of the year!
Who said I wouldn't get a bonus, that I've been lazy? Why didn't you see me during the day? Night shift.
It's spring again. I wish you a rich life and good health! Be careful to drink fake wine during the new year, put it down ~
The old man has never been black. He just wants to show his sincerity. Oh, I often faint! I'm out!
Knock, knock, knock, knock.
Last night, I sang three and a half sentences, diving and looking up at the flowers. Excuse me, is M M free? Fanfan ~?
Sanyi is the most diligent with the post, and the main post is really capable. Who is the beauty? Xiaochai ~
Sadness is not blue tears, why are tears as blue as jade? Just because the sea burst, water it!
Playing the wrong sound is also noisy, running around without retaining the dripping water, flashing the old man's waist, miserable ~
Xue Lian seems to be a newcomer, but outsiders are confused. I say hello to you, uh-huh ~
Smiling and smiling, no one can match the natural and unrestrained manner. Who is such an excellent G G?
It is said that it is extremely obvious. Where can I find a beauty surfer? I want to make one, too. It's too few.
It is said that Xiumei looks delicious, but unfortunately no one has seen her face. The old man went up to kiss up and found a house.
Knock, knock, knock, knock.
Love song winter dust, nine fairy mortals, singing intoxicates everyone and loses their souls ~
The Western Zhou Dynasty used to be an antique, and there were many styles of vests, which made the old man feel like a soldier.
Mimi loves to whisper. No one dares to marry a daughter-in-law, only silly and bold mice.
Xiao Chai, a beautiful girl, deserted and went online day and night, causing frequent harassment by her brother. What a service!
It can be used to build tall buildings and pat people's heads, as everyone knows, bricks ~
Tribal tiger Tribal tiger Tribal tiger Tribal tiger Tribal tiger Tribal tiger Tribal tiger Tribal tiger What? Fool!
Lunar New Year's Eve, an 80-year-old groom, who says this is bullshit? Ailong ~
The humble husband was once an ordinary person, and the rural area of Shan Ye was also a capital. The small building is unified from the empty king, so it is cautious.
Knock, knock, knock, knock.
Looking for her in the crowd, magnolia is full of fragrance, smells good, so confused ~
Don't move, it's awesome, it's cold, do more exercise to prevent colds, be careful ~
After Zhuo Wu, no one can surpass it, and theft is not theft. Whoever follows and hits people can stop it, you have to!
Xiaoyao Luohan is a monk who loves wine and meat and girls, saying that he has raised a son as a relay, sample ~
Leaves are floating like leaves, vodka is like fire. I sent it to you to keep warm. Thank you~
Osomiro is a foreign girl, wearing a dress vest on the runway show, and bowing deeply at the end of the performance-thank you ~
The sunset is rosy after the rain, and the evening breeze is too delicate. There are too many people to say-Ainong ~
Youcarefree's little sister, Ghost Xiaoya, doesn't watch the house with the night window. If I catch you, I'll hit you. Are you scared?
A pumpkin cart came to the south gate and slowly sang a sad song. I asked the cart, why are you crying? I can't do anything ~
Three sentences and a half funny articles:
Beat gongs and drums to celebrate the festival. There is a party today, it's lively!
The new year has come again. I salute you first. I bow to you and give you money!
Please forgive me for saying a few and a half words today. No matter how good it is, don't run!
Pay equal attention to regional affairs, state affairs and world affairs, and attract investment in industries and services. Serve you right!
Top-down mobilization in the region, it is not easy to start a second business, let high-tech word-of-mouth spread, work hard!
The general secretary cares about Jiacheng, and the burden is heavy. I work hard with the leaders and keep doing it!
We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope everyone will join us and applaud together!
The window service business is wide, the talent center is ringing, and the performance is like climbing stairs, step by step!
Industrial development needs talents, and all majors should come. * * * It's a brilliant idea to create a talent year!
High-end talents are too scarce. The management Committee will help you find it, and there are many preferential policies. Come on!
There are also many talents in the region, old and young, so ask how big the contribution is, not small!
There are many heroines, beautiful and smart. You'll know in two years, sister-in-law
It is not a high task to set new goals in the new year. As long as we work together, we will surpass them.
Today, let's get together, wash away the hardships and fatigue of a year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and self-confidence!
In order to run the party well, everyone has worked hard to prepare, and there is still a lot to see later. Let's retire!
Three and a half New Year greetings:
1. The four of us took to the stage, beating gongs and drums to celebrate. What should we say? (Mao) Bye! (First three people): It hasn't started yet. Why did you say goodbye? (d) Hey, hey, start over.
2. Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, laugh and dance, review the future of the historical exhibition and continue FB (corruption)!
Fanmeng is full of gardens in spring, and there will be an annual meeting to celebrate the New Year. I'll pay you a New Year call (bow) and give you money (reach out)! (The first three people): What people (Northeast dialect)!
4. Good evening, class (wave your right hand). Everyone is welcome to give guidance. No matter how well you behave, don't run!
5, say three and a half sentences today, don't eat if you can't say it well, this is our first time, adding chaos!
6. Before I take the stage, I would like to say that there have been many happy events in the Cheyou Club in the past two years, and we are happy and warm-hearted. Let's take off (clothes)! (First three people): Hey ~, what are you doing?
7. Sailing Federation is so lively that the whole country knows it. You have to ask why, and it's great.
8, snow Europe is the best, our bobbin is praised by everyone, please ask the wire to evaluate, wow ~ (exaggeration)!
9. It is said that it was an event held the year before last, which is not well-known and difficult to gather. Beijing boy acted first and made a contribution!
10, Pearl Lake FB comes first, Luxiang Garden has many European friends at Christmas, and fireworks are set off on New Year's Eve, which is booming!
1 1, branches everywhere are not lonely, Xi 'an Dalian and Jiangsu and Zhejiang, activities one after another, happy!
12, Dalian cheese eats seafood, Jiangsu fish and shrimp are connected to the pot, and farmers get together to keep fresh.
13, great progress was made in 2006, and social welfare was not lazy. Dalian was the first to help students, and it was sweet to recall that painful experience!
14. Later, some friends from Europe made trouble in Dalian, ate seafood and watched the scenery. The photo was unusual and complete!
15, the trip to Dalian is unforgettable, and the trip to the sea and the wind is coming again. Everyone likes the theme of happiness. Welcome to visit again!
16 and go on road trip in Tibet in August, 13 warriors were all cows, so they stayed in the history of the Sailing Federation and traveled at their own expense!
17, it's a long way to climb mountains and mountains, a new chapter of unity and friendship, and the plateau is all over the EU. What is fate!
18, 10 formed a football team, went to the May 7th Reservoir for a meeting, got drunk in Luoyang, and was a cyclist in Shaanxi, Henan. What is this?
19, the autumn wind is coming with a chill, advertising cars are mixed with water, and there are hooligans in Gui Li, small sample!
20. Car supporters advertise everywhere as if they know everything. Take things to sell. I don't want it!
2 1, the car team came forward, the new bamboos were not soft, and the advertising vest was cut. Really comfortable!
22. Clouds are blooming, rainbows are floating, members of Sailing Federation are laughing and laughing, and Sohu has launched a new jar, which is very lively!
23. There are more newcomers this year. Find a nest before buying a car, wrap it warmly and give a gift!
24, register ID to visit the forum, speak first if there is no corruption, ask for a car logo to buy seedlings, as if everything is free?
25, Fanlian family, welcome everyone to express their feelings, go online and flirt with FB (Shaanxi dialect).
26, with each passing day, a new day brings forth many new people. What are you going to do this year? Make plans early!
27. It is not easy to organize the annual meeting. Thanks to all of you. We are all content to eat, drink and be merry. Now the meeting is over. (Want to leave)! (The first three people): That's it? I haven't given you a New Year message yet! (d) ok, ok, come again.
28. The Year of the Pig is an auspicious year, and there are endless words of blessing. Let's say a few words and make a wish with gongs and drums.
29. I wish you all peace and good luck, follow the rules and set an example without fines.
30. Second, I wish you good health. Don't work hard with rest. You can't sit in the car every day. You should exercise.
3 1, 3 I wish you all a wide range of financial resources, work hard to make more money, and maintain the vehicle is the key and the most economical.
32. I wish everyone a happy family, respect the old and love the young, and the happiness of family is as sweet as honey, which everyone envies!
33. May everyone be happy. Husband and wife often love each other. Come to the forum sometime. Thieves are fun.
34. Let's get together tonight, forget the hardships and tiredness of the year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunken dream, and have no sleep tonight!
35. There are many programs later, so I won't go into details here. I wish you all great wealth!
36. (Chorus) Congratulations on getting rich! Let's retreat! (Leading everyone out of Taiwan Province)
The administrative service center praised three sentences:
Stand in front of gongs and drums and praise our center. There are many benefits in the center, I have to say!
Our center is unusual. It has only been in operation for half a year, and its reputation has spread all over the country. How convenient!
The number of functional committees is 33. It is no trouble for the masses to do things. It's not easy to finish the hall!
It's really difficult to regulate business. When the company turns to the window, the joint examination and countersignature will be efficient. Must be completed!
The procedure is simplified, the window is surrounded by people, and the staff service is excellent and first-class!
If you mention leadership, let's talk about Secretary Zhu first. He has worked tirelessly for the people and has broken his heart!
Besides, director Li Jingzhou is busy all day, with strong ability, high style and good leadership!
Leaders attach importance to endless conversations and don't let the masses do things difficult. Let's make up our minds and work hard!
The prospect of the center is infinitely good, the convenience and benefit of the people are the most important, and the satisfaction of the masses is the goal, reaching new heights!
Take your time. Leave the topic for next year. Strive for progress, stress dedication, and look at performance!
Network three sentences and a half:
It is rare to meet a charming girl on the internet and miss it. Staring at the shy face, (ah! ) Hu Chang!
Six sisters, three vacations, seven handsome guys and five idiots. If you dare to say that he (she) is not good, (hum! ) Eight horns!
Sex change does not require surgery, and big men are paired. You have to ask me why, (ha ~) net meeting!
Online mandarin ducks are paired, and the world between them is unique. If someone comes to disturb, (hum! ) retreat!
There is no bigamy on the internet, and you love me very much. Don't go after hitting on girls (hi! ) pay!
There are several talented women in the forum. Brother Qing wants to write poems. Unfortunately, there are few people, (hey ~) copy!
Vows of eternal love, eating chaff and swallowing vegetables, sleeping on the street together forever, willing to (hey ~) talk nonsense!
The nature of the company is the underworld, insisting that the state-owned enterprises are good, and wages will be paid at the end of the month (bah! ) dismissal
It's really hard to find a job. If you are laid off, you can only take the postgraduate entrance examination. Now netizens are hired with high salaries, (hey! ) still hanging!
Network rookie edition:
Now is the Internet age, and the pace of life is getting faster and faster. If you're still stuck, you're out.
Whether the network is good or bad depends on how you treat it. If you lose the good and keep the bad, you will fail.
I'm a rookie. I haven't been online for a year. I still hope you can find the brick.
Three and a half sentences of safety education:
The gongs and drums are loud. Let me tell you something new. Be careful not to be distracted; Say it!
Young pioneers should know; Learning knowledge is very important; Self-protection is crucial; Important!
The first rule of healthy growth; Knowing the usage of law is the most important thing; Protect yourself with methods; Smart move.
Attention should be paid to hydropower safety; Traffic rules should be observed; Children should not play with fire; Remember!
If you burn your hand unfortunately; Quickly wash cold water to cool down; Then smeared with soy sauce and toothpaste; Effective!
Travel and play should take care of themselves; Politeness is the most important; Unity, friendship and happiness; Important!
Watch TV with great knowledge, prevent radiation 2 rice 8, eat less snacks to prevent obesity, and exercise!
I am the head of the family. Keep the key and lock the door. If a stranger wants to enter, there is no way!
Don't be afraid to think calmly when you meet bad people. Use your head to call for help and call the police to subdue him!
We are small masters of society, so remember the emergency number. The fire alarm number is 1 19 and the emergency number in Fei Jing is 1 10! Please dial 120.
Healthy growth depends on everyone; Free and lax, poor discipline; Unity and cooperation are powerful; The truth!
Everyone is here to learn to take care of themselves; A happy life belongs to you; It belongs to you, me, him and everyone forever!
God and I:
God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to stand still, but I only learned to run away.
God gave me a straight back and taught me how to persevere, but I only learned to show off.
God gave me a pair of hands to teach me how to create, but I only learned to beg.
God gave me a pair of eyes and taught me how to find it, but I only learned-a glance.
God gave me a brain and taught me how to think, but I only learned to sleep.
God gave me a mouth to teach me to shout slogans, but I only learned-funny.
God finally got angry and said, why do you always fool around with what I gave you, always funny, and never learn well?
I finally got angry and said, why did you steal my ribs and let a woman run around without catching her?
God gave a shock and passed out. ...
Three and a half famous majors:
Dear guests, good evening; Welcome your guidance; Whether it is good or not; Don't run.
Eight of us took to the stage and said goodbye happily. To ask why you are happy, please listen.
However, before she started coming to us, we called a thousand times and urged a thousand times, and the famous brand specialty finally appeared. A taste in my heart is sweet.
There are many famous brands in Guangdong and we also have a letter worker. Why are you judged this time, strength?
Million advanced laboratories, provincial key research institutes. Teachers are of high level and strong strength.
Famous brand specialty is the driving force; Spur us forward; Come back next year to report good results, agreed!
Seize this opportunity; Pragmatic and realistic achievements; Make Guanggong University bigger and stronger; of course
Everyone has worked hard to prepare for tonight's get-together, and there are good programs behind. Retreat.
Funny three and a half sentences:
1. Good evening, colleagues. Welcome everyone to come. Whatever you say, don't run! (Xiao Zhang runs, Bo grabs back)
2. I am cheerful and everything is fine. As soon as I go out, there will be a god of wealth. I won the lottery and opened the gift bag. Damn soap. (Liu prepares soap, Jiang performs)
In short, you talk nonsense about big and small issues. If there are similarities, don't shout, who dares! (collective complaints to the audience)
The company is in a good situation this year, and there are many agency projects all over the country. How successful! (posing collectively)
Beijing will occupy the local area first, there will be guerrilla warfare in Tianjin, and Nanchang Uprising will make money, but it will not be for nothing!
6. The leader is considerate. Mr. Lu personally sent spices and peanuts and mustard tuber, which was quite handsome! (Amon plays Manager Lu, shaking hands with you and cooking mustard tuber)
7. General Qin is loud and funny. He didn't forget to fire a gun when he was eating, and strategic work was indispensable. It's good! (thumbs up collectively as a compliment)
8. Sales work is not afraid of difficulties, handsome guys and beautiful women are under control, and every shot is unusual. Sign the bill!
9. Market research is very important. I have blisters on my feet. By the way, you can still find a wife and earn money! (Zhan Jun prepares marriage certificate for action)
10. There is a lot of planning work, brainstorming every day, managing fences and advertisements, dizzy! (I'm dizzy)
1 1. The administrative work is very trivial. It doesn't matter if you are hungry. Every effort is precious. Wow! (Jiang is pregnant)
12. The finance department pays attention to the figures all day. Review if something goes wrong! (everyone blames, the baby cries)
13. Let's come to the party tonight. We are not afraid of getting drunk after drinking a thousand cups. Next year, whether he is tired or not, he will sleep after drinking! (Jiang, the fat man is sleeping)
14. For tonight's get-together, brothers and sisters prepare together and queue up for retreat with wonderful programs (collectively turn right, run and shout slogans to retreat).
Cui Yongyuan humorous version of three sentences and a half:
Comment on the big get-together in the Ministry, which is enjoyed by men, women and children, and the director personally attends-adding to the chaos.
Eat first and then drink, leading the masses is a friend, who will criticize people here-mad dog?
All three directors are very kind, like brothers. After watching the program, they clap their shoulders-clap them.
The editor had a smile on his face, and he had a rest after a busy day. Now, if he sends a task-to play.
Usually it's really tiring to practice. I haven't slept for several nights, and the program can't stop-come back at 8: 00.
The air in the commentary department is good, labor competitions are held once a quarter, and there are gold, silver and bronze awards-too few.
There are many female journalists with beautiful and smart bodies. You can wait two years.-Sister-in-law.
Running around, I can't take care of my family, but my wife is good with others-find another one.
It's a coincidence that our program is over. Everyone says it's bad, and we say it's good-stupid.
Three sentences and a half lines in the New Year:
The moon in the sky is round; The fruit in your hand is fragrant and sweet; New Year's greetings to hotels in various provinces; -Party!
We stepped onto the stage; Show you three and a half sentences; What if I don't know? -Make do!
Jilin pharmacy is unusual; Chain operation is the most advanced; The market economy is full of hardships; -Front!
The variety of drugs is complete; Care for life every day; Reasonable price and thoughtful service; -Boutique!
From one word to ten words; Hundreds of thousands of thousands; Customers praise big pharmacies; -It's not easy
Promote evaluation and publicity; Distribute pills to elderly apartments; Free medical examination is touching; -send warm
1 yuan medicine plus medicated diet; Keep in mind quality service; I meet the needs of customers; -It's not hard!
People's health is their responsibility; Develop medicine and make more contributions; Guofeng pharmaceutical goes to society; -Performance!
I was particularly busy during the drug fair; Clean up the small family medicine box; Use drugs safely to protect health; -Advocacy!
Give a love card on Teacher's Day; A membership card, attached to love; Pharmacy and people are integrated; -True love
Conference marketing should be held; Tibetan god to arrange; The total generation of varieties is the first push; -Not bad!
Salesman smiles and sells medicine; Customers look sweet; Hundreds of drugs are promoted together; Let me go!
Every day, the store carefully calculates and recommends drugs, and customers are satisfied and affordable.
The new year's party is quite complete; Most of them are salespeople; Check the post tonight, focusing on; -No fines, just publicity!
(Chorus) Yes! The New Year Festival is just publicity!
Campus funny three and a half sentences:
A: "Are the girls in Peking University ugly? This problem has been bothering me. Come to a big campus survey and listen to the feelings of boys. "
Thirty percent of the boys nodded; "Ugly!"
Thirty percent of the boys shook their heads: "You can't watch!"
30% of the boys curled their lips: "This is not ugly!"
Ten percent of the boys waved their hands: "I'm leaving! My girlfriend will be beaten when she hears it ~ "
B: "Although the girls in Peking University are ugly, they don't seem to be worried. The school enrolls students every year, and its ugliness is behind. "
C: "Peking University, ugly women are infinite. Go to a batch every year, year after year. I can't bear to look around on campus for fear of eye abuse. But with beautiful women around, why worry about not being admitted? "
Ding: "Whether girls in Peking University are ugly or not, this topic needs to be studied. This condition in our school can only be forced. Get your girlfriend first, whether you like it or not. Hand in hand, hand in hand, walk together after class. After the expiration of four years, whether she is ugly or not. "
A, B and C: "Master!"