Whiter than Bai Yueguang.
Milder than the sun.
More dazzling than fluorescent lamps.
Much brighter than kerosene lamps.
Besides, no oil is needed.
It consumes no electricity.
Ah! My bald head
Make mountains and rivers pale.
History has lost its voice.
Just shaved hair.
Anyone who sees it wants to touch it twice.
The monitor also came to touch it.
"It's really bright, brighter than a 60-watt one."
"Take money.
Touch it, it's over 300. "
"More than three hundred? !
Value? "
"I'm bald.
Is it worth it? It is up to me. "
To prove that I won't fall.
cockroach
Just shave your head.
Show off everywhere
Everyone speaks metaphorically.
Look, here comes Logger Vick.
A wise man responded immediately.
pretend
Have money but no money.
Shave your head.
go home for Spring Festival
"When will you become a monk again?
What happened to reading this time? "
Lao Wang, a worker, touched my bald head.
Tease me
"When I am tasteless to the world of mortals,
Just want to be a monk for a few days. "
I answered seriously.
This is also the n th self-mockery