What is happiness
The famous sugar-coated magician in Biyu Town and Biyu Bank jointly launched a credit card: Happiness Card. It can bring you good luck 24/7.
The method of making a happiness card is as follows: Mix the person's name + age + light red moss fresh potion for 36 seconds, and you can get happiness like a ball of marshmallow. Then Biyu Bank will issue a happiness card.
A listless man walked into the bank.
"I am an unemployed person. I have had breakfast but no lunch! I haven't even found a wife yet, and I don't feel happy at all."
"Enjoying happiness is everyone's dream. Citizens' rights. Can you tell me about your daily life?" the bank lady asked with the sweetest smile.
"Besides sleeping, there seems to be nothing else. I am tired of doing anything." Dali was listless.
"Well, okay, you really need it! Tell me your name and age."
"My name is Dali, 32 years old!"
Dali Got a happiness card.
As soon as Dali walked out of the bank, news came that he had won a big prize.
Dali’s face turned green with joy.
The Happiness Card is really a good thing. You can withdraw your happiness from the bank, but you don’t have to worry about anything.
When Mao TouZai passed by Biyu Bank, he saw a long queue in front of the bank. The bank lady saw Cat Tou Zi and said, "Do you want to apply for a happiness card? Mimi?"
"Thank you!" Cat Tou Zi said, "I don't need it!"
" But you have to make applesauce every day!” the bank lady reminded.
"But I think my life is very happy!" Cat Touhou said.
Happiness cards have become a trend in Biyu Town.
But one morning many days later, people found that their happiness cards were overdrawn. People who overdrafted their Happy Cards found that all the things they had obtained before were gone. Since Dali got the money, he has lived in the most luxurious house in Biyu Town, but when he woke up after overdraft, he still slept in the same place as before. That shabby house.
The sugar-coated magician sat on a mop and flew happily over the town.
"I really like to gloat about misfortune." The sugar-coated magician combined his mood with the windmills in the town, and those windmills began to blow crazily, blowing away the sun. Gone, blowing away the stars. In spring, there are snowflakes in the sky.
Everyone has caught a cold due to the unusual weather, and the sneezing sound every day makes the town sleepless.
Cathead went to the magic cabin where the magician was: "Didn't you give them happiness? How could this happen?"
"I'm not the goddess of happiness, how could I possibly Give them happiness? The happiness they get is just the effect of my magic. Mimi, you are so angry, but you better not scold me, otherwise you will be turned into a broom by me!" The stench in the magic mouth almost made the cat! The leader fainted.
"You..." Cat Touzu said one word and left here.
After Cathead left, the sugar-coated magician suddenly remembered one thing, that is, the happiness card he made would be terrible if the goddess of happiness knew about it. So he used the thickest kelp from the western United States, some Australian sea jellyfish, and some bricks to create a magic barrier. It is placed on a path that the Goddess of Happiness must pass on the north side of the town. Anyone with magic will be stuck in the barrier.
Cathead decided to leave the town and go elsewhere to find people who could save people. After walking north for three days and three nights, the magician blocked the way. Tell Cathead not to go further north, otherwise he will be torn into pieces by the goddess of happiness, because after the magician changed the town into what it is now, he used transfer magic to move the culprit of this matter to Cathead On Tsai's head, in this case, the goddess of happiness will come to settle the score with Cat Tou Tsai.
"I would rather let him be captured." Cat TouZi set out on the road resolutely.
Cat Tou Zi walked through 30 small towns and found 40 doctors, but he never dared to go again after the magician threatened to turn them into Zhu Bajie. The magician followed Cathead like a shadow, and he laughed every time he saw people trembling.
At noon that day, the sun was scorching hot. Cat Tou Zi was very tired and came to rest under a tree. Inadvertently, he stretched back, and couldn't help but shrink back with an "ah" sound. It was so hot. Cat TouZi quickly looked back, only to see a wall gradually appearing, and in this wall There was also a young woman with a haggard face.
Cathead touched the wall, and it felt as hot as before.
"Hello, madam." Cat Tou Zi didn't know what to say. "Why are you in this scorching wall?" "I came out from here and said I was stuck in the wall. I endure the pain of being roasted by the fire every day."
Cathead Zai found a big Hammer, I can smash it and get you out.
"It's useless. I have to use my hands to remove the bricks one by one." The woman said.
Cat TouZi hammered it, but as expected there was no reaction.
Cathead threw away the hammer and began to remove the bricks with his hands.
"Mao Mao, can you bear it?" the woman asked, looking at Mao Touzai's painful expression.
The cat-head boy smiled at the woman: "I can tell you what it tastes like to take chestnuts from the fire."
As soon as Cat TouZai finished speaking, many flowers suddenly fell from the sky. The barrier disappeared instantly surrounded by the flowers. Cat TouZi was surprised, but he saw that the woman had already fallen from the wall. After I came out, I said goodbye to her.
"Cat, why do you want to save me?"
"I just can't do anything." Cat TouZi said.
"Do you know who I am?"
Cathead shook his head.
"What do you want to do?"
Cat Touhou told him about his need to seek medical treatment.
"I am the goddess of happiness!" the woman said.
"Are you here to catch me?" Cat Touzu was stunned.
"No, Maomao, I'm going to catch the magician. Although he used transfer magic, he also showed his fox tail. If you set up this magic barrier, don't you know what to do? Untie it? If you make people catch a cold, why do you come out to seek medical treatment? I want to take him to the magician academy to retake the course! "
" The magician's happiness is magic, but what about yours?" Cat Touhou asked.
"Mine too." The goddess of happiness.
"Then what is happiness?"
"What is happiness? But it is definitely not having a happiness card!" said the goddess of happiness.
I am not confident in getting these 5 points. . . .
T.T