If you don't sing, it will be a blockbuster.
Biography of Sima Qian's Funny Stories in Han Dynasty
Original text:
Confucius said, "Six arts are also used to cure one. Ceremony is to save people, music is to make peace, books are things, poems are expressive, easy to deify, and spring and autumn are righteousness. " Taishi Gong said, "Wouldn't it be great to restore Heaven? Small-scale conversation can also solve disputes.
Chunyu Kun, the son-in-law of Qi. He is less than seven feet long, funny and argumentative, and has been a prince for several times. When Qi Weiwang lived in seclusion, he liked to drink all night, but he indulged in it and appointed a government official. Hundreds of officials are in chaos, princes invade, and the country is in danger. It's the end of the world, and I dare not remonstrate. Chunyu Kun said, "The state-owned big bird will stop at the court. Three years, no noise. What does the king know about this bird? " Wang said, "This bird will fly without flying, and it will soar into the sky; It will be a blockbuster if you don't sing. " As a result, 72 county magistrates, one was rewarded and the other was punished, and the soldiers rushed out. The princes were frightened and invaded the ground. 36 years of prestige. Language in Tianwan Family.
In the eighth year of Wei, the Chu people sent troops to Ghazi. The King of Qi sent Zhao, the messenger of Chunyu Kun, with one hundred catties of gold and ten chariots and horses to ask for reinforcements. Chunyu Kun laughing face upwards, crown tassel cable. The king said, "Almost a gentleman?" He said, "How dare you!" The king said, "What's the point of laughing?" Kun said, "Today, the minister came from the east and saw a field by the road, holding a dolphin's hoof and a bowl of wine, wishing him' a bucket full of pigs, a car full of cars, a ripe grain and food all over the house'. I smiled when I saw that the people I held were narrow-minded and the people I wanted were extravagant. "So Qi Weiwang is rich in gold, with ten pairs of white jade and one hundred chariots and horses. He resigned and went to Zhao. The prince of Zhao and his chosen men numbered 100,000. They rode thousands of chariots. When Chu heard about it, he left with his army in the evening.
Wang Dayue, Wei, bought wine from the harem and called Kun for wine. Q: "Can a gentleman get drunk when he drinks geometry?" Yes, I said, "I get drunk after drinking a bucket, and I get drunk after drinking a stone." Wang Wei said, "Sir, if you get drunk after drinking a bucket, evil can drink one stone! Can you smell it? " Kun said, "Before giving the wine king, the law enforcement was on the side, and the advice was behind. Kun was so scared that he fell down and drank wine, but he got drunk after a fight. If you have strict guests, why not bow? Bring the wine first and give me the rest, and I will live a long life. After counting a few times, I couldn't drink any more, but I was drunk. Friends make friends, don't meet for a long time, they talk happily when they meet, talk privately, and get drunk after drinking five or six times. If it is the meeting of the state capital, men and women sit together, miss drinking, throw pots at six blogs, shake hands with Cao, and their eyes can't help falling without punishment, and then there are hairpins, which can be enjoyed secretly. Can drink eight fights, can be drunk two or three fights. At dusk, the bar promotes sitting, men and women sit at the same table, and the cups and plates are messy. The candles in the class are extinguished, and the owner stays behind to see the guests off. Rollo mind untied, WenZeZe. At this time, he is happiest and can drink a stone. Therefore, the wine is extremely chaotic, the joy is extremely sad, and everything is fine. " Words can't be extreme, they are extremely declining, and they can be ironically admonished. King Qi said, "Good." Drinking all night, taking Kun as the vassal and guest. Imperial clan buys wine, drinks while tasting.
I hope I can help you. Thank you. I hope it will be adopted.