Who can provide some humorous and boastful poems?

quantifier bragging poem

I have seen a bin Laden;

I have carried two elephants;

I have built three spaceships;

I have been there for four centuries;

I spent $5 million;

I have bombed six volcanoes;

I passed seven orangutans;

I bought eight aircraft carriers;

I have beaten nine giants;

I was an emperor for ten generations.