Props: 3 chairs, "Dabao SOD Honey" 1 bottle, shampoo 1 bottle, and several pieces of A4 paper with advertising product names.
Character: 1, A: moderator Cheng Yuanyuan 2, B: Cui Hua; 3. C: Wang Cai; 4.d: implant advertisers.
Lines:
Ladies and gentlemen, Happy New Year! Welcome to ABC TV's "Speak Your Mind" program. I'm Cheng Yuanyuan, the host. Today, we are honored to invite a pair of gifted scholars and beautiful women from the credit management department of Shenzhen Agricultural Bank-Wang Cai's brother and Cui Hua's sister to share their happy lives! Next, let's welcome two guests with warm applause! clap one's hands
Wearing sunglasses, wearing a silk scarf and carrying a handbag in one hand, B wrote "Afraid of being beaten" on one side and "Gucci" on the other, walked onto the stage with C, waved to the audience and then sat down.
A: Big brother and big sister, some viewers may not be familiar with you. Please introduce yourself first.
B: Stand up. My name is Cui Hua. I am 28 years old.
C: Stand up. My name is Wang Cai, and I'm 38 years old.
B, C: Two people lean together and make a V-shaped gesture. We are a family! Yeah ~ say that finish, sit down
A: When you come to our program today, please talk about your views on ABC first.
C: The staff of ABC really live up to expectations. Qi Xin has made great achievements together, and the stock reform and listing are very bullish! Thank you. Then I sat down again
You are a gifted scholar. I thought Cao Zhi wrote poetry in seven steps, and eldest brother wrote poetry in one step! Admire!
B: It's my turn. After that, standing up and reforming the spring breeze blew into the door, and the employees of ABC were full of energy. Qi Fei, colleagues are very capable! Thank you. Then I sat down again
A: I'm really Zhuo Wenjun! Excuse me, do you have anything to prepare?
C: Yes. I wrote all night last night! After that, I stood up, then took out a piece of paper and read aloud that the credit department of the branch was powerful, with a high level of work and good tasks. Enthusiastic staff, praise department leaders. Especially the four big bosses, the world is hard to find. Look at Shenzhen Agricultural Bank, the scenery here is the best! Thank you for saying that. Sit down.
Our program is mainly about chatting. Say something more specific. Big brother and big sister, how are you and your wife?
Hey hey! He is good, so am I.
Ding: Running on the stage, holding a medicine box that says "Huiren Shenbao" and drinking Huiren Shenbao, he is good, so am I! Say that finish, run off the stage.
Cheng Xiao, we are fine. But hello everyone is my greatest wish.
D: It feels good to run to the stage with a bottle with shampoo written on it. Say that finish, run off the stage.
A: Big Brother is really nice. Big brother, big sister, this figure looks good!
C: I can't shake my head and wave my hand now, no. This man is famous and has too many social activities, so his body can't stand it. He's a little overwhelmed.
Ding: Run to the stage with a medicine bottle that says "Ant Force God", who knows! Say that finish, run off the stage.
A: Brother, I'd better ask a detailed question. When did you get married?
B: About winter.
The first snow in 2002, we got married earlier than it, because it came later than before.
Why did you get married so early?
B: Swing your belly to show that you are pregnant. The situation is gratifying and urgent!
A: Oh! That's what happened! Then who was in love?
C: You should have such a vision! I am called a handsome boy-a cricket! She chased me.
I can chase him. When I first joined ABC, I was definitely not bragging. Cherry small mouth arch eyebrows, slender legs and delicate hands, that is beautiful! After that, I took out a bottle that said "Rejoice Shampoo", so confident! Hey ~! Not now, the skin has become thicker and wrinkles have improved, and its attraction to him is also negative!
Ding: I ran to the stage with a bottle that said "Dabao SOD honey". If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later! Dabao watches every day and runs off the stage.
A: Sister, how did that big brother chase you?
B: From the day we met at the Agricultural Bank of China, he approached me actively, either buying me coke or chatting with me, and always looking for opportunities to recite poems for me!
What poems should we recite? Give everyone a song!
B: Ah, flowers! I want to be a dog, guarding your door every day; I want to be a pig and read with you every day; I want to be a sheep and accompany you to the canteen every day. I am the wind, you are the sand, I am Hami, you are the melon, I am the toothpaste, you are the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide. ...
How did you feel then?
B: Nongfu Spring, a little sweet!
A: Big Brother really has a good hand!
Stand up, open your clothes, reveal a piece of paper that says "Meters Bang Wei Bang Wei", and make an unusual gesture-Meters Bang Wei Bang Wei.
Big sister, big brother is really sincere to you!
That was a thing of the past, but it's different now.
A: What's the matter now?
Ah, Cui Hua! Holding your hand is like holding your right hand with your left hand, without feeling at all; Holding your waist is like holding a cat, and you don't want to look at it at all; Touching your head is like being next to a monkey, shaking all over.
I am a big man, can't I have my own ideas?
D: A person running on the stage with a mobile phone should have his own voice-Alcatel mobile phone. Say that finish, run off the stage.
I felt angry as soon as I heard these words.
A: what happened later?
C: Later, I sang according to the rhythm of the song, and finally realized that some people never change their temper when they come!
A: The situation is very serious! So what do you do?
C: Apologize! A gentleman can bend and stretch.
D: When you step onto the stage and pose as a man, you should be a little hard on yourself-men's clothing with flag brand. Say that finish, walk off the stage.
A: Big Sister, how did Big Brother apologize to you?
One morning, he came to my office and insisted on reading me a poem.
A: What poem?
B: Ah! Flowers! Ah ~ Huahua! You know what I mean, my mistake will be corrected. Today, you and I, how to repeat yesterday's story. Can I deposit this broken bill in your account?
A: What happened afterwards?
B: it went well!
A: Big Brother's life is very interesting! What are your plans for the future?
C: Goose leaves a sound, while man leaves a name. I'm going to write a book called The Story Cui Hua and I Had to Tell in China Agricultural Bank.