No, something happened.
(Nobody at home)
Bad guy, come out
I won't go in until you come out.
If you don't come out, I will let the dog go.
woof ...
Dad: It's raining in Mao Mao. Shh ... Where's the thief?
Xiaoyu: Does Dad have a thief?
Dad: No.
Xiaoyu: Here, here.
Dad: come out and give it to me
Xiaoyu: Does Dad have a thief?
Dad: No.
Xiaoyu: Huh? Xiaoxuewu
Dad: No.
Xiaoyu: Does Dad have a thief?
Dad: No! Xiaoyu, where is the thief? ]
Xiaoyu: I think I was shocked.
Dad: It seems that our house has been turned over by a thief, but where can he go?
Xiaoyu: I guess ... I jumped out of the window.
Dad: Jump out of the window. I'll go and see if our windows are closed. Where did he jump to?
Mom: Xiao, is Yu okay?
Dad: Nothing, nothing.
Mom: Did you call the police?
Dad: No.
Mom: Hey! Why didn't you call the police, you man?
Dad: Don't worry. We haven't lost anything of value at home.
Mom: What about those worthless ones?
Dad: I didn't lose anything worthless. There's another one. I think the thief left it here.
Mom: I've never seen this thing.
Xiaoyu: Mom has the right to remain silent.
Dad: Go ahead.
Xiaoxue Liu Xing: It's very annoying recently. I always feel that ...
Liu Xing: What happened to our family?
Dad: Both of you come here. Liu Xing said what happened.
Mom: Did you two do it?
Liu Xing: I didn't do it ... I really didn't do it.
Dad: You didn't do it. Who did it? Is it still light snow now?
Xiaoxue: I did it.
Dad: Listen to this.
Xiaoxue: I came back to get something, and I didn't have time to tidy up my father. What's wrong with that?
Dad: Do you think this is appropriate? What are you looking for? It's like cleaning a house.
Mom: Xiaoxue, look at the mess you made. We thought thieves had been here. I almost called the police for your father. What are you looking for?
Xiaoxue: What else can I find? School uniform Just forget it． I was stopped as soon as I entered the school gate this morning. The security guard on duty said I wouldn't be a student in this school if I didn't wear a school uniform.
I showed them my student ID card, library card, bus card and meal card, but they just wouldn't let me in.
Liu Xing: Dad, Dad, Dad, can I sit down first? It's nothing to me.
Dad: OK, sit down.
Xiaoxue: You don't know how anxious I was when I didn't have a school uniform. I ran home then. This is a life-and-death race. Dad, have you seen a movie called Speed?
Dad: Huh? I've seen Samuel Levi and Sanda Braque.
Liu Xing: If you can't buy 80, you will "bang"
Dad: Yes, it's less than 80 miles per hour. Boom!
(Several people discuss loudly)
Mom: Hey, hey, hey, stop knocking. Can we continue to wear school uniforms?
Dad: Sit in the school uniform.
Xiaoxue: Didn't I run home? I looked all over the corner, but there was nothing. I went next door to look for it.
Xiaoyu: Dear Mom and Dad, Xiaoxue and Liu Xing, I'm back.
No, something happened.
(Nobody at home)
Bad guy, come out
I won't go in until you come out.
If you don't come out, I will let the dog go.
woof ...
Dad: It's raining in Mao Mao. Shh ... Where's the thief?
Xiaoyu: Does Dad have a thief?
Dad: No.
Xiaoyu: Here, here.
Dad: come out and give it to me
Xiaoyu: Does Dad have a thief?
Dad: No.
Xiaoyu: Huh? Xiaoxuewu
Dad: No.
Xiaoyu: Does Dad have a thief?
Dad: No! Xiaoyu, where is the thief? ]
Xiaoyu: I think I was shocked.
Dad: It seems that our house has been turned over by a thief, but where can he go?
Xiaoyu: I guess ... I jumped out of the window.
Dad: Jump out of the window. I'll go and see if our windows are closed. Where did he jump to?
Mom: Xiao, is Yu okay?
Dad: Nothing, nothing.
Mom: Did you call the police?
Dad: No.
Mom: Hey! Why didn't you call the police, you man?
Dad: Don't worry. We haven't lost anything of value at home.
Mom: What about those worthless ones?
Dad: I didn't lose anything worthless. There's another one. I think the thief left it here.
Mom: I've never seen this thing.
Xiaoyu: Mom has the right to remain silent.
Dad: Go ahead.
Xiaoxue Liu Xing: It's very annoying recently. I always feel that ...
Liu Xing: What happened to our family?
Dad: Both of you come here. Liu Xing said what happened.
Mom: Did you two do it?
Liu Xing: I didn't do it ... I really didn't do it.
Dad: You didn't do it. Who did it? Is it still light snow now?
Xiaoxue: I did it.
Dad: Listen to this.
Xiaoxue: I came back to get something, and I didn't have time to tidy up my father. What's wrong with that?
Dad: Do you think this is appropriate? What are you looking for? It's like cleaning a house.
Mom: Xiaoxue, look at the mess you made. We thought thieves had been here. I almost called the police for your father. What are you looking for?
Xiaoxue: What else can I find? School uniform Just forget it． I was stopped as soon as I entered the school gate this morning. The security guard on duty said I wouldn't be a student in this school if I didn't wear a school uniform.
I showed them my student ID card, library card, bus card and meal card, but they just wouldn't let me in.
Liu Xing: Dad, Dad, Dad, can I sit down first? It's nothing to me.
Dad: OK, sit down.
Xiaoxue: You don't know how anxious I was when I didn't have a school uniform. I ran home then. This is a life-and-death race. Dad, have you seen a movie called Speed?
Dad: Huh? I've seen Samuel Levi and Sanda Braque.
Liu Xing: If you can't buy 80, you will "bang"
Dad: Yes, it's less than 80 miles per hour. Boom!
(Several people discuss loudly)
Mom: Hey, hey, hey, stop knocking. Can we continue to wear school uniforms?
Dad: Sit in the school uniform.
Xiaoxue: Didn't I run home? I looked all over the corner, but there was nothing. I went next door to look for it. When I was in despair, a miracle finally appeared.
You can find it yourself, or I'll help you find it tomorrow. I'm going to bed. My hands are sore. . .
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Continue to look for you:
Dad: The school uniform flew back.
Xiaoxue: I just swooped into my house.
Mom: In your room.
Xiaoxue: No, I just dive onto the balcony.
Dad: On the balcony.
Xiaoxue: No, I swooped into your house again.
Mom: At our house.
Xiaoxue: No, I searched again and rushed into the toilet.
Dad: Wow! Where have you been screaming like a missile?
Xiaoxue: It's in the washing machine in the toilet.
Mom and Dad: Huh?
Xiaoxue: I just didn't take it out after washing clothes last night. It was still dripping when I took it out this morning.
Mom: Huh? That's what you have to do. You just ... ...
Xiaoxue: I managed to put it on. It's dry now.
Liu Xing: I said, how can I go home with you? It stinks all the way
Xiaoxue: You can't blame me for this. You can only blame our school principal's new order to recognize school uniforms and not recognize people. By the way, yesterday was the teaching inspection of our school, informing everyone that they must wear school uniforms. I just don't wear them to see what they can do to me.
Liu Xing: Yo! Xiaoxue, do you dare to think that the headmaster is better than me?
Dad: Xiaoxue
Mom: Hey, hey, come on, Xiaoxue. This state-owned legal scholar has a law school and school regulations. You are a good student. You can't violate the discipline of the school. Other students wear it. Why not? You can't be like Liu Xing. He will make trouble at school all day. You can't.
Liu Xing: Huh? Why do you blame me again? I had nothing to do with that.
Mom: OK, OK, shut up.
Dad: Xiaoxue ...
Mom: Hey, hey, don't say it when I'm finished. Help me clean my home quickly. After I pick up my schoolbag, I have to cook. What time is it now? Come and lift (the sofa) together.
Mom: Why do you think this light snow suddenly got careless? Come to this house to find school uniforms. Where can I put my school uniform in the library?
Dad: Well, I guess she didn't wear school uniform on purpose.
Mom: Huh? Why?
Dad: Isn't it obvious? I think school uniforms are ugly and pretentious.
Didn't you listen to the book? The ten-year-old girl is like a fairy tale, and the twenty-year-old girl is like a poem. Xiaoxue in our family is just between the ages of ten and twenty, and no one understands it.
Mom: What about the thirty-year-old woman?
Dad: A 30-year-old woman is a novel with rich content, twists and turns and suspense.
Mom: Hmm ~ ~ What about a woman of forty like me?
Dad: That's literary criticism.
Mom: Huh?
Dad: Just say others don't talk about themselves.
Mom: bah ~ ~ bah
Dad: Hey, Liu Xing has something to do.
Mom: What's the matter? What look? what's up
Dad: Why do you look so ugly and ill?
Mom: Huh?
Dad: Oh! Hi! Did your sister ask you to help us clean the house?
Mom: No way. How could you? What are you talking about? Let me tell you something. Our principle is to set an example for others, not to be frank and lenient. What happened?
Liu Xing: Mom and Dad, if someone is begging for help, do you have to talk to him?
Mom: Huh? who
Dad: Who wants to talk to us?
Mom: Patient?
Liu Xing: Not our class teacher.
Mom: Huh?
Liu Xing: He is waiting for you at school now. Whether you go or not is up to you. I'll go first (open the door and escape).
Mom: Go, go, go, go.
Dad: This child.
Mom: Liu Xing (on the phone)
(Liu Xing panics at home)
Xiaoyu: Are you sick?
Liu Xing: No.
Xiaoyu: Did you fail the exam?
Liu Xing: I said, son, can you stop pretending to be smart?
Xiaoyu: I am a new human being in the E era. At first glance, you are a suspected case of making a mistake.
Liu Xing: You, don't be so scary, okay?
(Mom and Dad go home and throw a dress to Liu Xing),
Xiaoyu: Oh? Mom bought new clothes.
Mom: OK, are you Liu Xing? You raised your headmaster's blood pressure.
Dad: Liu Xing, did you collude with Xiaoxue? One by one.
Liu Xing: No. ...
Mom: What? No, then you'll split up.
Dad: Let me ask you something. What are you drawing here? It's a mess
Xiaoyu: Huh? You don't even know that. This is Teletubbies and bugs bunny. On the contrary, Gao Legao's varieties Nai and Dalich and Datou Zinc. This is the idol that everyone in our school worships most.
(Mom and Dad look at each other speechless)
Liu Xing: Should I fail next time?
Mom: Hey! Next time, you won't know this time. You still have time.
Xiaoxue: Nice painting. The level has improved.
Mom: Xiaoxue, why do you still praise him? You're just making a fuss about not wearing your school uniform. He painted it like that, which makes you sick.
Xiaoxue: We all have problems with school uniforms, which means there are problems with school uniforms.
Dad, tell me the truth. Do you think our school uniforms can still be worn?
Dad: What can't I wear? Isn't the style a little old? This material is a little thick, which is enough. I really wish your mother and I had such a uniform when we were at school. We all hate sleeping without taking off our clothes.
Xiaoxue: How old were you then?
Mom: Huh? What era was that? More about consistency. I hope everyone in this country wears the same clothes.
Xiaoxue: But what is advocated now is personalized education. Why do we all wear the same clothes? Besides, from the podium, we can't tell who is who.
Mom: Hey! Why can't you tell who is who? There are many kinds of radishes. White radish, green radish, purple radish, carrot, water radish.
Dad: OK, OK, you lost the radish array. . The flowers of the motherland have been turned into radishes by you.
Xiaoxue: I didn't think about this question at first, but through today's debate, I realized more clearly that school uniforms bound our development personality.
Mom: Hey! If you want personality, don't organize discipline.
Dad: NBA stars have more personality than you. Do you think Rodman of Bulls has the most personality? Doesn't he have to wear the same jersey as Jordan and other teammates?
Liu Xing: If our school uniform can be the same as Jordan Rodman's jersey, we will wear it every day without sleeping.
Mom: Hey hey, Rodman Jordan put on his sportswear and went to play on the court. You are students. Of course, you must wear a school uniform when you enter school.
Xiaoxue: Our youth has our own color, and our school uniform should be decided by ourselves.
Liu Xing: I support you for Xiaoxue. I am a big fan of yours.
Xiaoxue: Yes!
Mom: Hey! It's not good for you You violated the school rules and went back to the house to write a check. Tomorrow I will send the inspection to the principal's office and punish you for cleaning for a week. And you, Xiaoxue, originally I planned to let bygones be bygones, but instead of helping your brother, you fanned the flames here and punished you for washing dishes for a week.
Liu Xing Xiaoxue: I refuse to accept it!
Mom: That's an order.
Dad: If you don't accept it, you will be punished again.
Mom: Yes.
Liu Xing: Depressed.
Xiaoxue: Angry.
Liu Xing: The teacher said that anger can be transformed into strength.
Xiaoxue: Be sure to resist angrily.
Liu Xing: Yes! (Depressed) How to resist ...
Xiaoxue: Do you know that the headmaster and teachers of our school are uniting our parents to surround us?
Liu Xing: Yes, especially our parents. The hardest thing to deal with is that one plays the bad COP and the other plays the bad COP.
Xiaoxue: There is a saying in Sun Tzu's Art of War that you can't catch what you don't want.
Liu Xing: Huh? What are you talking about? I'm a little confused.
Xiaoxue: Forget it if you don't understand. In short, a surprise victory. Listen to me.
Liu Xing: I'll listen to you if you succeed.
Xiaoxue: (singing) The sun has set, and it will climb again tomorrow.
Liu Xing: The flowers have withered, and they will bloom again tomorrow.
Xiaoxue: My youth has gone without a trace.
Liu Xing: My youth is gone forever like a bird. ...
(Singing loudly)
(Mom and Dad come out)
Mom: Stop!
Dad: What are you doing?
Liu Xing Xiaoxue: We are a beautiful couple.
Xiaoxue: Go to school to show off dressed like this tomorrow.
Liu Xing: I go to the boiler room, office and principal's office every class, leaving no one behind. I am very angry with them.
Mom: If you dare to go out in the street like this, I'll inform the Public Security Bureau to arrest you two now.
Dad: that's right
Liu Xing Xiaoxue: The head can be broken and the blood can flow. We can't lose our beauty.
(Mother covers her ears and enters the room)
Liu Xing Xiaoxue: Tomorrow the sun will set and the flowers will climb up. These flowers will bloom again tomorrow. ...
(dormitory)
Mom: Challenge us openly. I can't be this child. Let me tell you something.
Dad: Hey, hey, look at your temper. Come and sit down for a while. Why are you always in such a hurry? I'll find some information for you.
Mom: OK, OK. What information do I read? I'm bored now.
Dad: sharpening a knife does not miss the woodcutter. A woodcutter can attack jade with stones from other mountains. You don't know what their problem is. How can I prescribe the right medicine? Mom: Don't chew on words with me. Go and see if those two children are all dressed as goblins. Does it taste good？
Dad: Hum, I don't think it looks good either. The key is that they think it looks good. At their age, it is a typical rebellious period. When I was in middle school, it seemed popular for women to wear bell-bottoms and long shoulders. One day, our school issued a notice saying that men are not allowed to have long hair and women are not allowed to have perms. Guess what?
Mom: Ah, a group of young monks.
Dad: Yes.
Mom: I tell you, those young monks have stronger hair than that Liu Xing. Look at that yellow hair like cockscomb, it makes me angry.
Dad: That's ridiculous. You burned yourself in middle school, didn't you?
Mom: I actually regretted it when I finished ironing. I feel very old! My father and mother are aggressive, and my good guy has been afraid to take off his hat for more than a month.
Dad: Our light snow was your age at that time, and it was useless to block it like Dayu's water control. The key is to enlighten and dredge.
Mom: enlighten and dredge?
Xiaoxue: Don't ask me where I come from. Why is my hometown wandering in the distance?
Liu Xing: I'm a wolf from the north.
(Stop)
Xiaoxue: We have been arguing for a while. Why is there no movement there?
Liu Xing: What do you mean, playing hard to get? Well, they must be discussing countermeasures in the house, huh? You're not going to back down, are you?
Xiaoxue: Of course not. I must fight to the end.
Liu Xing: Yes.
Xiaoxue Liu Xing: One for three.
(singing)
Xiaoxue Liu Xing: The person who loves me flew away. The person I love hasn't felt this feeling (stop) (mom and dad come out).
Mom: Just sing, isn't it?
Dad: Yes, yes, yes, show it to mom and dad again.
Mom: Come on, let's perform another one.
Liu Xing: This is irony, which means they are already angry.
(Xiaoxue Liu Xing sneers)
Mom: Hey, I'm telling you, you two must wear this dress and this hairstyle to school tomorrow. How beautiful!
Dad: Yes!
Liu Xing: How did I get it right? The trial has begun.
Xiaoxue: Let the storm come more violently.
Mom: Xiaoxue, I tell you, I don't think your hair should match this dress. It should match the green one. How dazzling and impactful.
Dad: That's right. Red and green match.
Mom: It's all bullshit.
Dad: Yes, and this Liu Xing, you are not a good dancer. It's too stiff and unnatural.
Mom: Hey, Dad, you have to show them one. Come and see dad. Show them one. Be careful.
Dad (singing while dancing) Mom (singing): The one I love has flown away, but the one who loves you hasn't come yet.
Mom: Hey, look at this posture. Look at this freeze-frame picture.
Xiaoxue: Hey, what's the matter?
Liu Xing: I don't know.
Xiaoxue: The style has changed a lot.
Liu Xing: Hey, there must be a trap behind this.
Xiaoxue: Well, I have to be careful.
Dad: Hey, hey, what are you two whispering about? Why don't you practice while your mother and I are here to give you guidance? This is a rehearsal.
Xiaoxue Liu Xing (sneer)
Mom: Hey hey, Xiaoxue, in fact, when mom was your age, she loved following the fashion and pursuing individuality more than you.
Dad: Yes.
Mom: It's just that we never understood your situation, so now we have a decision to deal with it.
Dad: Yes.
Liu Xing: Handling decides whether to handle us or not.
Xiaoxue: The true face of Lushan Mountain is finally revealed.
Mom (takes out a piece of paper to read): I, your mother, wrote a letter to your headmaster, suggesting that the school hold a school uniform creative competition to let you give full play to your imagination and show your personality.
Dad: And me, your father also wrote to your headmaster, suggesting that he choose one day a week as the day when he doesn't wear school uniforms, so that you can wear whatever you want and do whatever you want.
Liu Xing Xiaoxue: Long live the understanding father (mother).
Xiaoxue: Thanks, Mom. Actually, we just want to fight you.
Mom: Hey.
Liu xing: that is to scare you with poison.
Dad: Huh? We are the poison king, this baiwenhang.
Mom: It's really a waste to raise these two children.
Liu Xing Xiaoxue: Long live Mom and Dad!
Xiaoyu (coming out of the dormitory): This posture is very poor abroad.
Liu Xing: What do you look like, son?
Xiaoxue: He must feel that his parents left him out.
Xiaoyu: vulgar
Mom: Hey, Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you?
Xiaoyu: My writing is at an impasse.
Dad: Huh? What did you create?
Xiaoyu: Teacher, let's write a letter to Dad.
Dad: Give it to me? Write a letter? Come on, show dad.
Mom: Come and have a look.
Xiaoyu: Oh, no, no.
Mom: Oh, that's all right. I am very modest. I went to my mother's birthday. Hello, my most mysterious father. Have you been as strong as an ox recently? I am studying hard. The teacher praised my great achievements. I was very complacent after listening to it. You criticized me for not taking a shower. I will definitely give up all my efforts and make a comeback in the future. I hope my father will live forever. Your first-rate son, Yu Xia.
Xiaoyu: I will still make some changes.
(The whole family laughs)
Episode 92 is finally over.
My hand is going to break.
I hope it works for you. I think you should use it to arrange sketches.
You know what brackets mean, right?
Ouch ~ ~ ~