Get up in the morning, open the quilt made of black heart cotton, brush your teeth with carcinogenic toothpaste, drink a cup of milk with excessive iodine and melamine, eat a fried fritter fried in gutter oil and washed with washing powder, plus a Sudan red salted egg, buy a ticket from the conductor, go to work in the underground cigarette factory on time, and secretly watch the stock drop from 6 124.04 to 65438+ with a fake mobile phone at 9: 30.
At noon, order a plate of yellow rice fried with waste oil and fed with birth control pills in the restaurant, add a plate of cabbage sprayed with dichlorvos, and hold two bowls of poisoned rice cooked with old grain;
In the evening, steam a plate of bacon made of dead pork raised with sick lean meat, dip it in some poisonous soy sauce blended with hair, put two pieces of stinky tofu soaked in excrement, cold jellyfish soaked in formalin, grab two big steamed buns with white flakes, and drink two cups of white wine rich in methanol. Alas ..... this day is really so cool! ! !