Please comment on the poem at the beginning of the book "Jie Xueshi"

Please comment on the poem at the beginning of the book "Jie Xueshi"

"Jie Xueshi" is a traditional cross talk repertoire. Stand-up. Medium. The artist adapted the story into a stand-up comedy based on the storybook "Jie Xueshi Shi" and folklore. Liu Baorui selected the essence and compiled it into chapters.

It is said that in the Ming Dynasty, there was an old couple named Xie in Jishui County, Jiangxi Province, who made a living by opening a tofu shop. The old couple had a son who was thought to be mute and sent to his husband's private school. The son was named Xie Jin, also given the courtesy name Hongkui, and he was very smart. One time during the Chinese New Year, a child wrote a couplet and posted it at the door of the tofu shop: "The door faces thousands of bamboos, and the house contains thousands of books." Unexpectedly, it aroused the jealousy of the prime minister. The prime minister made things difficult for him in every possible way, and the child acted accordingly. The prime minister thought he was very knowledgeable, so he brought the child to his house, hoping to stump him with a couplet. Unexpectedly, Xiao Jiejin answered fluently, which made the prime minister embarrassed. Prime Minister Wen was at his wits end and finally had to let it go.

Xie Jin was a famous talent in the Ming Dynasty. He was smart and studious since he was a child, but his family was poor. Opposite Xie Jin's house is a wealthy family, and the door is opposite the wealthy bamboo forest. On New Year's Eve, he posted a Spring Festival couplet on his door:

Opposite the door are thousands of bamboos, and there are thousands of books in the house.

The rich man saw it and asked people to cut down the bamboo. Xie Jin understood its meaning deeply and added one word to the upper and lower couplets:

The door opposite is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the family has a collection of thousands of books as long as it is.

The rich man became even more angry and ordered the bamboo to be dug up by the roots. Xie Jin laughed secretly and added another word to the upper and lower couplets:

There are thousands of bamboos in front of the door, but there are thousands of books in the house.

The song is from Liu Baorui, a rap group of China Central Radio The representative piece was recorded and played by the Central People's Broadcasting Station in 1956. The tune is included in the "Selected Traditional Works of Stand-up Comics" published by China Folk Art Publishing House in 1981.

Currently it is changed to 12 episodes of FLASH animation by Happy Station.

:baike.baidu./view/532557.htm Looking for a couplet in "Jie Xueshi"

I listened to the incomplete story above again

Being a monk and wearing the shackles, losing my hair and breaking the law, two pieces of ruthless wood with a big watermelon sandwiched between them!

Spring rain is as precious as oil. It rains all over the street. It stumbles my students and makes a group of cows laugh!

Spring rain is as precious as oil. It rains all over the street, causing my students to stumble and making all their friends laugh!

Business is booming all over the world,

Rich wealth reaches Sanjiang.

The Han Dynasty tile tiles are inscribed with longevity, and

Zhou copper plates are inscribed with wealth and good fortune.

Hong Fan talks about the five blessings of wealth first,

Ten and a half chapters of financial management in college.

Loyalty lasts a long time,

Poems and books last a long time.

The door faces thousands of bamboos,

There are thousands of books in the house.

Horizontal batch: large articles

Carrying mountain treasures in exchange for national treasures and returning to the treasure land

Selling gold with black gold and filling the golden gate with gold

Come in The old scholar,

goes out to meet the white-faced scholar

The golden rooster is not singing yet, but the soup is hot first,

The red sun rises in the east and the hall is full of guests

Door There are thousands of bamboos in the house.

There are thousands of books in the house.

There are no bamboos in the house.

Children throw dirt into the air,

It is difficult for adults to be angry.

The child at the bottom of the well is all green,

The cooked crabs in the pot are bright red

The little dog feels that the road is narrow at first,

Dapeng Spread your wings and hate the sky.

The boy looked at the rafters, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety.

The master told the fortune, A, B, B, D, W, Geng, Xin, Rengui.

The snow fell on the edge of the vat, and God gave a white jade belt.

The smoke and fire made the real estate half-complex soap robe.

Plum leaves, peach leaves and grape leaves, herbaceous and woody,

Plum blossoms, osmanthus roses, fragrant in spring and autumn.

Idle people are not allowed to enter, but virtuous people are not allowed to enter.

Thieves are not allowed to come.

The boy grinds the ink and wipes the boy's ink,

The plum fragrance adds coal and coal explodes the plum fragrance and the two eyebrows coal.

A lamp has four words, wine, wine, wine, wine;

The second watch has two gongs on both sides of the drum, ringing, ringing, ringing.

The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow-rooted;

The bamboo shoots in the mountains have sharp mouths, thick skin and hollow bellies.

When two apes cut off a tree in the deep mountains, even a small monkey dares to saw each other;

When a horse stumbles in the mud, how can the old beast get out of the hoof.

The wind does not shake, the rain does not sweep, the toad does not scream, the money does not drop, the immortal smiles;

The car has no wheels, the horse has no saddle, the Prime Minister has no power, and the cannon has no smoke. , the two became popular first.

Suddenly I heard a trumpet outside the door, and someone was picked up in a red sedan. Tonight is the wedding night, and tomorrow the two parties will be in-laws;

Suddenly I heard a trumpet inside the house, and it was Cao An who came to carry it. Tea, the tea tray was dropped and the tea was spilled, which made the old enemy angry.

I am the jade actress from above. The Jade Emperor ordered me to go down to heaven just because the baby caused trouble in the Prime Minister's Mansion. Look at my magic weapon, the white jade bottle

Because you went down to heaven privately, the one above and below left Golden boy, hurry up and follow me to deliver the order, order me to take back the white jade bottle and ask for Liu Baorui's interpretation of the opening poem of the bachelor

Snow Poem

There was a dark sound in the sky

It’s like throwing white flour down

It’s stronger than the ears

Like catkins flying down

White on a black dog

White The dog's body is swollen

The grave is bigger than the steamed buns

The well is a big hole for the soul to ferry ~ the poem at the beginning of One Night in Beijing

Du Fu's Spring Hope

The country is broken by mountains and rivers, and the city is full of spring vegetation.

I shed tears when I am grateful for the flowers, and I am frightened when I hate others.

The war rages on for three months, and a letter from home is worth ten thousand gold.

The white-headed scratches are shorter, and the lust is overwhelming. Please ask for the poem at the beginning of the 2016 The Third Master's Sword trailer

Is it:

Gratitude ends with resentment for a day

What can I ask for after death?

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I advise you not to commit suicide

Success or failure

Only romantic

Asked what the poem at the beginning of the mobile game is

Statement: Quoting the answer Taoshan blocked the Qin Emperor's ship --- In order to seek immortality, Qin Shihuang sent a fleet to search for immortal mountains and elixirs on the sea, but the way was blocked by storms and huge waves. After all, he could not live forever. The Han Palace spent the night holding gold Pan---In order to seek immortality, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty built a terrace in the palace and built a sculpture of an immortal holding a golden plate, hoping to get the nectar and jade dew from heaven. But it is also the poem that begins with the Sweetheart of the Lost Sea School. Who knows?< /p>

A flowering tree

Author: Xi Murong

How to make you meet me

At my most beautiful moment

For this

I have prayed before the Buddha for five hundred years

I prayed to the Buddha to let us have a mortal relationship

Then the Buddha transformed me into A tree

grows by the road you must pass by

Under the sun

It blooms carefully with flowers

It was my hope in my previous life

When you come closer

Please listen carefully

Those trembling leaves

are my passion for waiting

And when you finally walked by without a care

What fell on the ground behind you

My friend

Those are not petals< /p>

That is my withering heart. The poem that begins with "A Poem to Send My Brother Scholar to the Army" When a Good Horse Is Idle

The mandarin ducks are flying. Suspend his feathers. Travel to the plateau. Stay in Lanzhu in the evening. Yong Yong and Ming. Gu Xiao couple. Chu Yang is generous. You can travel with ease.

Use four concise and smooth words to outline a vivid and vivid picture. The works in the Book of Songs often use bixing, but bixing is just a means to evoke the theme, and the purpose of the poem is the key. However, Ji Kang's creations are all descriptive, depicting birds swimming and swaying, as if they are unfolding scrolls, but none of them touch on the poet's original intention. This is rare in traditional Chinese four-character poetry. Please help. Is there any poem that begins with "jun"?

Jun is a good horse. ——"Shuowen"

Jun runs in the temple. ——"Poetry·Zhou Song·Qing Temple" Couplets in "Jie Xueshi"

June 5

Crooked poems and couplets in "Jie Xueshi" by Master Baorui

Spring rain is as precious as oil. It rains all over the street. It stumbles my students and makes a group of cows laugh!

Being a monk and wearing the shackles, losing your hair and breaking the law, two pieces of ruthless wood, holding a big watermelon between them!

There are thousands of bamboos in front of the door, but there are thousands of books in the house.

Children throw up dirt and fly into the air, but it is difficult for adults to be angry!

A puppy hates the narrow road at first sight, and a roc spreads its wings and hates the low sky.

The boy looked at the rafters, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety;

The master told the fortune, A, B, B, D, W, Geng, Xin, Rengui.

When the snow falls on the edge of the vat, God gives a white jade belt; when smoke and fire break out, half of the real estate robe is made of white jade.

Plum leaves, peach leaves and grape leaves are herbaceous and woody, plum blossoms, osmanthus and roses are fragrant in spring and autumn.

Idle people are not allowed to enter, virtuous people are not allowed to enter, thieves are not allowed to come, and Taoists are not allowed to come.

The boy grinds the ink and wipes the boy's ink. The plum fragrance adds coal and coal explodes the plum fragrance.

A lamp has four characters, wine, wine, wine, wine; the second watch of the drum has two gongs, which sounds like gong.

The wind does not shake, the rain does not sweep, the toad does not scream, the money does not drop, the immortal smiles;

The car has no wheels, the horse has no saddle, the Prime Minister has no power, and the cannon has no smoke. , the two became popular first.

The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow-rooted; the bamboo shoots in the mountains have thick skin and hollow bellies.

When two apes cut off a tree in the deep mountains, even a small monkey dares to saw at each other;

When a horse stumbles in the mud, how can the old animal get out of the way?

Suddenly I heard a trumpet outside the door, and someone was picked up in a red sedan. Tonight is the wedding night, and tomorrow the two parties will be in-laws;

Suddenly I heard a trumpet inside the house, and it was Cao An who came to carry it. Tea, the tea tray was dropped and the tea was spilled, which made the old enemy angry.