Full-text Translation of Two Ghosts by Liu Ji

An old Confucian set up an account in an abandoned garden to teach his disciples. One night, he suddenly heard the sound of chanting outside the wall. Soon he heard the voices of quarreling, arguing and swearing, and after a long time, he heard the voices of beating each other. One of them shouted angrily, "He criticized my article, which really misunderstood me and made me very angry. Now let's ask Mr. "So I read hundreds of words aloud, and every sentence was typed by myself. The other groaned and shouted pain, while laughing in a low voice. The old Confucian was too scared to speak for a long time. The previous one snapped, "What do you think of my article, Sir?" The old Confucian mumbled something for a long time, knocked his head on the pillow and said, "Chicken ribs are not enough to be respectful fists." The other one left with a smile, and the one in front walked back and forth outside the window, panting until the rooster crowed.