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Take other people's path and leave others with no way to go!

I am like a fly lying on the glass, the future is bright, but I can't find a way out.

Rats never waste time at night, but humans always waste one third of every day.

People asked: "What is an optimist?"

People answered: "An optimist is like a teapot, his buttocks are burning red, and he is still in the mood to whistle!"

No one is worth your tears, and those who are worth your tears will not make you cry!

When the university got off my body, I picked up my pants and said: You can leave, but your youth must stay, I finally realized that it was not me who went to college but the university who got me! #e{od(u

The so-called growing up means that you know what it is; the so-called maturity means that you deliberately say you don’t know after you know it.

Knowing to look behind people They are wise men and aestheticians. Those who always look behind people's backs are traitors.

The cowardly hypocrite turns white into gray; the bold hypocrite turns black into gray, confusing right and wrong. The most successful thing is not to reverse black and white, but to delete black and white.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. No matter how hard you try, it will be useless. >

The terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.

The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in successfully inciting men and women to cheat; women. The beauty of a man lies in being stupid without regrets.

What’s the use of being handsome?

< p>If saying that singing can attract wolves is a waste of him, then what does it mean to sing to scare away wolves?

If you hate a man, replace his woman with Li Yuchun; A woman turns her man into Li Yuchun.

This man is dead and has nothing to do with his life. Fear makes you a prisoner. Freedom.

It is women's attachment to shopping malls that make shopping malls wonderful. Women are the saviors of all shopping malls. Therefore, it is recommended that the door of every shopping mall should be posted: Thank you women

Be brave when you keep your head down, and be confident when you raise your head. Don't be afraid of being taken advantage of.

Good temper is the best clothing a person can wear in social life.

Sometimes, we are grateful for the small favors from others, but we turn a blind eye to the lifelong kindness of our loved ones.

Those who only know how to be strong will inevitably be broken; those who only know that they are soft will eventually be broken. Coward.

No matter how perfect the figure is, in the eyes of people who don’t love her, it is also a source of ridicule.

If it accumulates for a long time, it will definitely lead to an explosion, and more explosions. It will definitely lead to collapse.

No matter how difficult it is, just treat yourself as a fool. No matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a fool. Also wear a marching cap, look at your bombardment hairstyle with cracks from lightning strikes.

He knows astronomy at the top, geography at the bottom, pediatrics at the middle level; he knows yin and yang, he knows gossip, and he is strategic. In the midst of the curtain, decisions are made thousands of miles away.

Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fabrication, and fabrication is attempt, and the attempt is not good. B=xzp

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Unknowingly, time flies by and life is often lived in regret. mMF$.jp

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All talk and no practice, fake gestures, real skills and real skills. "GK;`xx[

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If a man is not drunk, how can a woman get a tip? If a woman is not drunk, how can a man have a chance? If a woman is not drunk, how can someone sleep in a hotel? How can the service industry charge fees when both women and men don’t sleep? f(8WjT^q

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Businesswomen don’t understand the hatred of country subjugation, and prostitutes don’t understand extramarital affairs. 38Rz ?LN%

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As a monk, my task is to distribute love to all living beings. Amitabha, has the love bed been made? + )

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Only when we reached the top of the mountain did we realize that there was only a few steps between the wrong road and the right road @; qGO$8

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You eat more salt than I eat rice? That’s because you have a heavy mouth; fZ PY+!s

You have crossed more bridges than I have walked? That's because you are too lazy to move. 8gv}K /

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Since ancient times, no one has ever died, and no one can shit without paper l\P]

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Optimists see opportunities in disasters, pessimists see disasters in opportunities yysXwVQ:Z

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Being angry is punishing yourself for the mistakes of others.