Su Dongpo read some books when he was a teenager, and was often praised by teachers for his cleverness. Quite conceited, I posted a couplet at my door: "Know the words of the world and read the books of the world." Su Shi, Su Shi, do you know how many words there are in the world? Do human books have geometry? China has been up and down for thousands of years, how many dynasties and generations, and how many ancient characters are there? Millions of square kilometers, 56 nationalities, how many languages and scripts are there? Do people who know all the people in the world dare to pretend to know all the people in the world? His mother Shi Cheng (an old man) criticized Su Shi when she came back, so Su Shi changed the couplet to "I am determined to read all the books in the world" to encourage myself.
2. Su Shi "bullied" the teacher
Su Shi, a scholar, wrote a big article in the Spring and Autumn Period, called "Theory of Punishment Loyalty", including the following paragraphs:
When Yao was in office, he was a scholar and killed people without blinking an eye. Hao Tao said "kill the third" and Yao said "kill the third", so the world feared the strictness of law enforcement, while Le Yao used it as a light punishment.
Siyue said "guns can be used", Yao said "no, guns can command clans", and then he said "try it". He Yaozhi didn't listen to Hao Tao's murder, but used four mountains.
However, the sage's intentions can also be seen.
At that time, the examiner was the famous Ouyang Xiu, who appreciated Su Shi's articles very much, but everyone with historical knowledge knew that he was the judicial officer of Shun. Does it have anything to do with Yao? Ouyang Xiu naturally doesn't understand this. After reading it again and again, he went to ask Su Shi, who said the answer was in the Biography of the Three Kingdoms and Kong Rong. However, Ouyang Xiu would read it many times and still couldn't find the source, so he asked Su Shi again. Su Shi had to honestly answer that he made it up, and Ouyang Xiu was even more puzzled. Su Shi said that in the biography of the reflection of Kong Rong, Kong Rong said that Shang Zhouwang rewarded the Duke of Zhou with da ji, and Cao Cao asked if it was possible. Kong Rong replied that there are today, and there should be in ancient times. On this basis, Su Shi invented such a story, which made Ouyang Xiu appreciate Su Shi more.
3. Dongpo meat
When Su Shi was demoted to Huangzhou, there was a famous jingle in Pork Fu: "Huangzhou is a good pork, but the price is worthless. The rich refuse to eat, and the poor don't know how to cook. Slow down the fire, less water, and it will look good when the fire is full. Get up and play a bowl every day, and you are too full to care. " Here, "slow fire, less water, good-looking after enough fire" is the famous Dongpo meat cooking method. Su Dongpo was later appointed as the governor of Hangzhou, building Su Causeway and building water conservancy projects, which was deeply loved by the people. And this "Dongpo Meat" followed closely, and became famous in Hangzhou, becoming a famous local dish.
4. Su Shi checked out
Su Shi lives in Changzhou. He spent his last savings and bought a house. He is preparing to move in another day. By chance, he heard an old woman crying very sadly. He asked the old woman why she was crying. The old woman said that she had a house that had been handed down for a hundred years and was sold by unfilial descendants. She cried very sadly. Looking carefully, it turns out that the house that Su Shi bought is the ancestral home that the old woman said. So Su Shi said to her, "I sold Yi's former residence, so there is no need to feel deeply distressed. Now it's time to return the house to Yi. " Su Shi immediately burned the deed and rented a house. (See Zhou's "Liang Manzhi")
5, poetry to eat
When Su Shi was twenty years old, he went to Beijing for scientific research. Six conceited juren looked down on him and decided to invite Su Shi to dinner for the next dish, intending to Doby him. Su Shi went with pleasure after receiving the invitation. Before the chopsticks are moved, everyone puts forward a drinking order. The content of the drinking order must quote historical figures and events, so that you can eat a dish by yourself. The other five people cheered. "I'll go first." The elder said, "Jiang Ziya is fishing in Weishui!" Then I took a plate of fish. "Qin Changan sells horses!" The second one proudly took the horse meat away. "To Tu Thanh is herding sheep in Beihu Lake!" The third man took the mutton without weakness. "Zhang Yide Zhuoxian sells meat!" The fourth reached out and barbecued. "Guan Yunchang Jingzhou scraping bones!" The fifth one couldn't wait to take the bone. "Zhuge Liang grows vegetables in Longzhong!" The sixth proudly picked up the last green vegetable. When all the dishes were served and six juren were happily preparing to laugh at Su Shi while eating, Su Shi unhurriedly sang "Qin Shihuang annexed six countries!" "Say that finish, he put all six dishes in front of him and said with a smile," Brothers, please! " Six juren stupefied.
Step 6 be successful
When Su Shi took the Beijing exam, Ouyang Xiu, a famous literary master in the Northern Song Dynasty, presided over the exam. When he was examining and approving the paper, he was fascinated by Su Shi's gorgeous and superb writing style. In order to prevent favoritism, the papers at that time were all anonymous. Therefore, although Ouyang Xiu wanted to choose this article as the first, he felt that this article was very similar to that written by his favorite pupil Ceng Gong, and he was afraid of falling behind the crowd, so he finally rated the second. It was not until the list was published that Ouyang Xiu knew that the author of the article was Su Shi. After learning the truth, Ouyang Xiu regretted it, but Su Shi didn't care at all. Ouyang Xiu admired Su Shi's generosity and outstanding talent: "Such a young talent should really make him stand out from the crowd!" And officially accepted Su Shi as an apprentice.
7. Family reunion
After the second place in Su Shi's high school, the three sons of Su Shi and the people who are famous for their "three difficulties" gathered in the garden to celebrate. Su Xun, the father of Su Shi, put forward the word "Leng Xiang", and both of them wrote two poems, which would suit the situation at that time. In order to take the lead, Sue walked slowly to the edge of the flower pond, chanting: "Water flows cold from the stone, and wind comes from flowers." Ziyou stood up and picked a Toona sinensis, flicked his fingers and said, "Cold words are unknown, and plum blossoms are full of fingers." My little sister also went to pick flowers, and I wanted to laugh at him for imitating himself, but my little sister said, "Make the cuckoo's throat cold, and stay in the flowers and have a dream." Say that finish spread out the palm, a butterfly has been trampled to death. The characteristics of the daughter were exposed, and everyone cheered in unison. Su Shi brushed a stone bench and rode away. Su Laoquan shouted: "My son, don't leave until you answer." After saying his word, Su Shi screamed: "The clothes are cold when brushing stones, and the horseshoe fragrance is gone when stepping on flowers"!
8. Make cakes to worship Buddha
Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian live in Jinshan Temple. One day, they made bread to eat. They agreed not to tell the Fo Yin monk in the temple about the cake fight. After a while, the cake was ready. They counted it, first presented it to Guanyin Bodhisattva, bowed down and prayed diligently. Unexpectedly, Fo Yin had been hidden in God's account in advance. When they knelt down to pray, they reached out and stole two cakes. When Su Shi finished worshipping, he got up and saw that two cakes were missing. Then he knelt down and prayed, "Guanyin Bodhisattva is amazing. She ate two cakes. Why didn't she come out to see him? "
Fo Yin replied in his account: "If I had noodles, I would cook something with you. How dare I bother you? "
9. Sing poems and enjoy the moon
Su Dongpo is in Hangzhou and likes to make friends with monks in West Lake Temple. He and monk Fo Yin of Jinshan Temple are best friends. They often make jokes while drinking and reciting poems.
Monks in Fo Yin are delicious. Whenever Su Dongpo treats guests at a banquet, he always comes uninvited. One night, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian to visit the West Lake, and many tables and drinks were prepared on board. When the cruise ship left the shore, Su Dongpo smiled and said to Huang Tingjian, "Fo Yin will come to every party. Tonight, we will take a boat to the lake to drink, sing poems and have a good time. He can't come anyway. " Who knows that Fo Yin monk learned that Su Dongpo was going to travel with Huang Tingjian, so he hid under the cabin board before they boarded the ship.
The bright moon is in the sky, the cool breeze is refreshing, and the lotus fragrance is full of lakes. The cruise ship slowly came to the three towers of the West Lake. Su Dongpo raised his glass, smoothed his beard and said happily to Huang Tingjian, "Today, without Fo Yin, we are quiet. Let's start by ordering wine. The first two sentences should be immediate, and the last two sentences should end with the word' in'. " Huang Tingjian said, "All right!" Su Dongpo said first: "What can the sky say when the clouds open and the moon shines?" ? What is the sky saying? "
Huang Tingjian looked at the lotus flowers all over the lake, and then said, "Li Anping pushed them away and swam out. This is a good thing! Get what you want! "
At this time, Fo Yin couldn't help being pressed under the deck. As soon as he heard Huang Tingjian's words, he pushed open the deck and climbed out, saying, "Push the deck open and Fo Yin will come out. What a pity! Hey! "
Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were startled to see a man suddenly climb out from under the planking. When they looked carefully, it turned out to be Fo Yin. When they heard him say such four poems, they couldn't help laughing.
Su Dongpo took Fo Yin and sat down and said, "You hid well. You are right. You ate again today! " So, the three of them enjoyed the moon and swam around the lake, talking and laughing.
10, Dongpo fish
Su Shi is not only a master of literature, but also good at food. Besides Dongpo elbow, Su is also good at cooking fish, and his fish is a must. Once, Su Shi was very happy. He cooked his own fish, only boiled it. He saw Huang Tingjian come in through the window (Huang Tingjian is one of the four major fonts in ancient China and a close friend of Su Shi. They often take pleasure in quarrelling. Knowing that he came to wipe the rice again, he quickly hid the fish on the top of the cabinet. Huang Tingjian came in and said, "Today, I asked Brother Zi Zhan, dare I ask Su Shi how to write Su?" Su Shi responded with a long face: "Su Zhe, there is grass on the left and fish on the right." Huang Tingjian added: "Can you put this fish on the right?" Su Shi said, "Not bad." Huang Tingjian went on to say, "Is this fish ok?" Su Shi said, "How can fish be put on it?" Huang Tingjian pointed to the top of the cabinet and said with a smile, "Since Brother Zi Zhan knows this truth, why do you put fish on it?" ! "Su Shi, who has always been witty, was completely beaten by Huang Tingjian this time!
1 1, fruits and medicines
Shortly after Su Shi's marriage, he was invited to visit Huang Tingjian's house. When he got there, the servant came and told him to go back at once, saying that his wife was in a hurry. Huang Tingjian sneered and intoned, "Fortunately, it is early (apricot, jujube, plum) and calm (Cistanche deserticola is Chinese medicine)." This sentence contains three fruit names and one medicine name. Su Shi got into the saddle and walked away without looking back. As he walked, he said, "This thing (apples, sugar cane, persimmons) must be angelica (angelica is the name of Chinese medicine)." Dongpo's talent is really admirable.
12, a line of life and death
After Su Shi went to prison, Zongshen sent a little eunuch to pretend to be a prisoner and sleep with Dongpo to test whether he hated the son of heaven. When eating during the day, the little eunuch teased him with words. Su Shi ate with relish and replied, "No matter the weather thunders and thunders, my heart will not move!" " "At night, he fell asleep, and the little eunuch quipped," Isn't it a pity that Sue sleeps in such a bed? " Su Shi ignored it and snored and answered. The next morning, the little eunuch woke him up and said, "Congratulations, your Excellency, you have been pardoned. "You know, that night was extremely dangerous. As long as Su Shi has a little complaint and a little strange behavior of eating badly and sleeping uneasily, he is in jeopardy. In fact, Emperor Zongshen was also a fool. How could it be impossible to send a eunuch to take refuge in Su Shi's information?
13, self-restraint
After the restoration of the imperial conservatives, Sima Guang, a famous writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, who was famous for smashing jars, paid homage to each other, and the new law was completely abolished. At this time, Su Shi, who is also a conservative, advocated that the new law should not be completely denied, but should be treated differently, so he had a fierce conflict with Sima Guang and was once again demoted to Guazhou. Although Su Shi believes in Buddhism, he doesn't like monks. I heard that there is a famous monk named Fo Yin in Jinshan Temple in Guazhou. Sushi was unconvinced and decided to go to the mountain to meet the old monk for a while! In the temple, Su Shi talked from the emperor to the civil and military officials, and from governing the country to being a man. The monk listened quietly. Su Shi saw that Fo Yin was silent and looked down upon him from his heart. I thought to myself: everyone says he is capable. It turns out that he is a straw bag, and he came here to cheat some incense money! The topic slowly came to Buddhism. At this time, Fo Yin asked: "What kind of person should Lao Na be in your husband's eyes?" Su Shi was full of contempt and casually replied: "You are capable in the eyes of ordinary people, but that's because they are shallow. In fact, you are a liar every day, and there is no real talent! " Fo Yin smiled and answered in silence. Su Shi saw that he not only looked down on the monk more, but also gloated, so he asked on a whim, "What kind of person is Master Su in your eyes?" "You are a very learned and cultivated person. Being old is better than losing! " Fo Yin replied. After returning to China, Su Shi proudly told his little sister how to be a monk in the morning, and Su Xiaomei laughed so hard that her meal came out. Su Shi was puzzled and asked, "Why is my little sister laughing?" "You belittle the monk. Instead of being angry, he praised you. Who do you call educated? How to cultivate one's morality without learning? You still think you're better than others? Shameless, you don't even know! " . After listening to this, Su Shi suddenly realized that he and Fo Yin had become best friends since then.
14, "bones" are not cold.
One day, Su Shi and Fo Yin visited Slender West Lake by boat. Master Fo Yin suddenly took out a fan with Dongpo's lay poems written on it, threw it into the river and shouted, "Running Dongpo's poems (corpses)!" Su Shi was stunned at that time, but soon smiled and pointed to a dog gnawing bones on the river bank, chanting: "Dogs gnaw bones on the river bank (monks)!"
15, Dongpo eats grass
In his spare time, Su Shi visited Master Fo Yin in Jinshan Temple. I didn't expect the master to be away, so a little novice monk opened the door. Su Shi proudly said, "Where is the bald donkey? ! "。 Little novice monk calmly pointed to the distance and replied, "Dongpo eats grass!" " "
16, allied forces retreat.
During the Northern Song Dynasty, the Song people led an invasion of Liao. However, the imperial court, which was bent on seeking peace, attracted the envoys of Liao State and sent a pair of couplets, asking the Song people to answer correctly: three lights, the sun, the moon and the stars. If you are allied, you will withdraw your troops and make peace. This couplet looks simple, but it is not easy to get it right. The number in the sentence is the same as the number after it, and the number selected in the sentence corresponds to three things more or less. Su Shi, who happened to return to Beijing to report on his work, skillfully combined the upper and lower couplets into one: four poems, elegant and ode. This couplet has only three names in four poems, because there are "Ya" and "Ya" in the Book of Songs, which are collectively called "Ya". In addition, there are four parts: "national style" and "ode to poetry", so the Book of Songs is also called "Four Books". The punch line is natural, and Liao admires it to the extreme.
17, three people must have a teacher.
One day, Su Shi, his sister and Huang Tingjian enjoyed these paintings. It's interesting to see the title above: the breeze is fine and the willows are fine, and the plum blossoms are pale. Look, it's a four-character couplet, but there is a word in the middle. Miss Jie suggested adding words in the middle to become a five-character couplet. Huang Tingjian caught it right: dancing in the wind and hiding plum blossoms in the bright moon. Su Shi fills in: The breeze shakes the willows, and the bright moon reflects the plum blossoms. Miss Jie thought for a moment, responded immediately, and filled in the words to make it become: the breeze helps the willows, and the plum blossoms are defeated in the bright moon. Throughout the three-person couplets, Xiaomei is the most important: the word "Fu" not only describes the softness of the wind and the exquisiteness of the willow, but also the intimacy between the wind and the willow, which is more vivid; The word "lost" is also more appropriate than the word "hidden", which not only emphasizes the bright moonlight, but also takes into account the cleanliness of plum blossoms, highlighting the fusion of the two, which is more consistent and appropriate.
18, man's plan
Fo Yin, Su Shi's best friend. Although he is a monk, he never avoids wine and meat. On this day, Fo Yin fried fish and drank wine, which happened to be the day when Su Shi visited. Fo Yin quickly hid the fish under the big fish. Su Shi had already smelled the fishy smell, but he didn't see it when he entered the door. He remembered that he had been cheated by Huang Ting that day. He changed his subject and deliberately said, "Today, I came to ask the master, what is the next sentence of Xiangmendi Changchun?" To Fo Yin's great surprise, his old friend read a well-known old saying, and he blurted out the following sentence: The accumulation of good deeds is not just a celebration. Su Shi clapped his hands and smiled: "Since there were fish (surplus) in the Qing Dynasty, let's accumulate some goodness and enjoy it."
19, Wushan River
On one occasion, Su Shi made an appointment with his brother Su Zhe and his master Fo Yin. The three of them traveled together, and Fo Yin improvised a sentence: There is no mountain like Wushan. The key lies in the homonym of "nothing" and "witch". Su Zhe is right: he is mellow in Ye Can. When Su Shi heard this, he said to his younger brother: It is certainly good to use the homonym of "Hehe" to express "Wu Wu", but wouldn't it be better to change it to this: What water can be as clear as a river? Hearing this, Fo Yin and Su Zhe agreed, saying that "water" is better than "mountain" and more stable in processing.
20.Li Anqi Xiaomei
Su Shi, who hasn't met her friends for a long time, invited Huang Tingjian to visit her home. When my sister saw my brother go out to meet him personally, she made a joke and said, "My brother is invited outside for two months.". Su Shi knew that Xiaomei was joking with herself and immediately said that Xiaomei was catching half the wind at the window. "Half" versus "double" and "wind" versus "moon". Interestingly, the traditional "wind" in China means that half wind means "lice", which means that little sister is catching lice by the window. Little sister turned away angrily.
2 1, Christine and Christine
After Su Shi was reinstated, he told Huang Tingjian: "When I was in prison, three meals a day were still very sweet. It's delicious on earth! " . When Huang Tingjian asked what "three white rice" meant, Su Shi replied: "A pinch of salt, a dish of raw radish and a bowl of rice is" three white rice. " Su Shi has forgotten this matter. One day, I received an invitation from Huang Tingjian to invite Su Shi to his house for dinner. Su Shi readily kept the appointment and said to his wife, "Huang Tingjian is a contemporary bachelor and has a wide reading. He must have very little food. But when Su Shi got to the place, he found that there was only salt, radish and rice on the table, and he suddenly realized that it was teased by Huang Tingjian. A few days later, Huang Tingjian also received an invitation from Su Shi, inviting him to have a meal. Huang Tingjian knew that Su Shi wanted revenge, but he was curious and wanted to know what the meal was, and finally went. Su Shi accompanied Huang Tingjian from morning till night in Shanghai and carried Huang Tingjian's chest on his back because of hunger. I really can't help eating. Su Shi replied slowly: "salt is hairy (m m?o, meaning" no "), radish is hairy, and rice is hairy. Isn't it just a "meal" In fact, you have been enjoying it. " Huang Tingjian consternation, two people laugh at the same time.
22. It's good to be dead
In his later years, when Su Shi was dying, he gathered around the bed and asked his sons, "Do you think it's good to die? ! "The youngest son replied mysteriously," It must be very good. " Sue said to him, "How can you know for sure?" ! The youngest son said, "think about it. If not, why don't all the dead people come back? ".Nobody has come back for thousands of years. It must be good to die! "
23. Su Shi and Gao Qiu
The Water Margin tells the story of Qiu's rise for the second time, saying that he was originally the son of a wanderer in Kaifeng. "This person plays singing and dancing, spears and sticks, and is stubborn in sumo wrestling. He is quite capable of poetry and songs. If you talk about benevolence, righteousness, courtesy and wisdom, you will be loyal and kind, but not. " After living in Linhuaizhou for several years, he was introduced to Dong Bing's home, which opened a pharmacy under Jinliangqiao in Beijing. Dong Yongbing didn't want to keep him, so he recommended him to "Xiao Su Bachelor". The "Little Su Bachelor" only left Gao Qiu to stay in the house for one night, and then introduced him to Xu, a Wang Jinqing. Later, he met the then Prince Song Huizong. Because he hit a good ball, he was flat.
Readers probably don't know who this "Little Su Bachelor" really is, and how can he have such a big face and recommend a humble little official to Xu. It turns out that this "Little Su Bachelor" was mistaken by the author of Water Margin, and it should be the famous "Big Su Bachelor", which is also known as Dongpo layman Su Shi. Wang Mingqing, a poet of the Song Dynasty, described the development of Gao Qiu in detail in the seventh volume. Combined with other relevant materials, we know that Gao Qiu was originally a petty official in Su Dongpo's mansion. When Su saw that Gao Qiu's articles were very elegant, he appreciated him very much. In the eighth year of Yuan You, Song Zhezong (1093), Su Shi was appointed as the magistrate of Zhongshan House (now Dingzhou City, Hebei Province) from imperial academy, and was recommended to Ceng Bu, a bachelor of Hanlin. Ceng Bu's family already had many servants, so he didn't accept them. Su Shi recommended Gao Qiu to Wang Jinqing, surnamed Xu. Gao Qiu lived in the palace for seven years. Until the third year of Fu Yuan (1 100), he met Duan Wang by chance. As it happens, a month later, Zhezong died, claiming that Hui Zong was the king or emperor, and Gao Qiu was "moved to sacrifice" by Hui Zong. A few years later, the official reached our time and gradually became an envoy of the Tang Dynasty. "I have been through Sanya for 20 years. I am in the former competent department of the temple, starting from me." When one person gets the word, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven, his father Gordon is promoted to our time again, and his brother Gao Shen ranks among the dignitaries with the help of Gao Qiu's potential flame. It is a great honor that all his children are Langguan.
Besides, Su Shi was repeatedly relegated because of the party struggle within the imperial court. In the eighth year of Yuan You (1093), Ren Xuan collapsed and Zhezong was in charge. As an old party figure, Su Shi knew that his political views could not be tolerated by the New Deal, so he asked the outside world for help as a magistrate in Zhongshan. In less than a year, the political situation is getting worse and worse. In April of Shao Shengyuan (1094), courtiers impeached him. What he said when he was an academician was a slander against the first dynasty. He was demoted to Yingzhou (now yingde city, Guangdong Province), but before he arrived, he was demoted to Ningyuan Army's deputy envoy and was placed in Huizhou. This so-called "frugality" is just a little face left by the emperor to the minister. In fact, he is already a prisoner living under surveillance. Not counting this, before long, he was demoted to Qiongzhou (now Qiongshan County, Hainan Province) and lived in Changhua Army (now southwest of Dan County, Hainan Province). He lived a hard life of "no man's land, no medicine and no bait" until Hui Zong ascended the throne (11year). It can be said that the day when Gao Qiu's official career was successful was when Su Shi was doomed. What is the connection between the two after that? Gao Qiu has always been grateful to Su Shi, and has never forgotten the feeling of getting a bachelor's degree. Whenever Su Shi's descendants and relatives come to the capital, Gao Qiu will personally ask questions and give gold and silver to help the poor. From this perspective, Su Shi recommended Gao Qiu to Wang Jinqing, not because he didn't like his frivolity, but because he appreciated his talent. Su Shi was upright and upright all his life, and never made enemies with others. Gao, a poet in the Song Dynasty, wrote in Guo Huazhou's Leisure Record: "Su Zi deeply loves the world and enjoys doing good deeds. Taste the words:' You can accompany the Jade Emperor from above and the Beggars' Sect from below.' Ziyou (his younger brother Su Zhe, known as "Master Xiao Su") is a bit slow. He has a taste for precepts and looks forward to choosing friends. Zi Zhan said,' It is a disease to see that there are no bad people in the world.' "Things in the world are often so dramatic. Su Shi and Gao Qiu have different political views and different life orientations. They can be said to be two completely different people. However, when the children of Sumen were poor and unable to survive, it was Gao Qiu who in turn saved their lives and enabled Su Shi's sons and nephews to revive their family style in the Southern Song Dynasty. This may be due to Su Shi's life of "seeing all the bad guys in front of him" and being honest with everyone, which made politics possible.
Here, by the way, explain Gao Qiu's old age. At the beginning of Jing Kang, Gao Qiu escorted Hui Zong to the south. When he arrived in Linhuai, he suddenly fell ill and had to return to Beijing. At that time, Tong Guan, Liang Shicheng and others were killed by the court because of great public anger, and Cai Jing was exiled. Only Gao Qiu survived this disaster and later died at home. This is probably because he lived up to Sue all his life, and Yan's Lao Tzu didn't make him a ghost by the sword.
24. Go to Beijing for an exam
Legend has it that Su Dongpo took a boat to catch the exam in the Song Dynasty in his early years, and missed the time to start the exam because of a storm on the way. At first, the examiners were not allowed to admit Su Dongpo. Later, after listening to Sue's complaints, I felt sorry, so I recited a pair of couplets and begged him to be right. If he is right, he makes an exception and allows him to take the exam. The contact information of the examiner is: "A small boat, carrying two or three candidates, walked by water for four or five days, and fell to Jiujiang, ten minutes late." Su Dongpo deserves to be a genius. After a little thinking, he answered the second couplet: "Ten years of cold window, read 98 volumes of poetry books, rushed through 765 examination rooms, and went to the second door four times and three times, so I had to enter." Use the order of sentences, and use the reverse order of sentences. It is a coincidence that there are scenes, processes, experiences, twists and turns without being rigid.
25. Su Dongpo is suspected of leaking questions.
Su Dongpo was demoted to Huangzhou for Wutai Poetry Case. Li, a local, sympathizes with his experience and often visits him. They became close friends. After Su Dongpo was recalled to Beijing, he still kept a close correspondence with Li. Song Yuan and Su Dongpo were ordered to make meritorious deeds, and Li also took the exam. According to historical records, Li failed the list. Later, an insider went to see Su Dongpo and asked him to give him a "favor". Su Dongpo did not agree. In his letter to Li, he said, "A friendship between gentlemen is mutual respect, not mutual benefit ..." Uncle Fang was deeply moved after reading it, and their friendship was even deeper.
But after reading Hu Yan's Miscellanies of Hu Family in Ming Dynasty, I have another view. Hu said in his book that Su Dongpo quite appreciated Li. The day before the exam, Su Dongpo asked his son Su Shushang to give a letter to Li. Just as Li went out, Li's servant put the letter away and put it on the coffee table. Soon, Zhang Zhihe, my son, came to see Li, but he still didn't come back. Zhang Zhihe Bird picked up the note on the tea table and opened it. There were two notes "Liu Xiang is better than Yang Xiong". Knowing that there would be news, Zhang Zhi and Bird quietly took the book back to study it carefully.
Soon, Su Dongpo entered the proposition, which proved to be "Liu Xiang is superior to Yang Xiong". In high school, he was the first, Zhang Zhi was the tenth, and Li was the last. Mother Li sighed, "Su knows all about tribute, and my son is not the first, so is his life." Su Dongpo thinks that the first place must be Li. When I went out, I realized that it was Bird, and I couldn't help feeling sorry for it. I also sent a poem to Li. One of the poems said: "The waves in my life said the ancient battlefield. When I met the mirror, I was fascinated by the sun." It also means there is nothing to laugh at. "Miscellaneous Notes on Hu" has a postscript: Su Dongpo's poem "The original is now in Li Shilian's home in Nanchang, and it is a volume with Xu Xuan's manuscripts and handwritten notes. The calligraphy and painting are lovely." Hu Yan was also a famous Confucian in the Ming Dynasty, with a high reputation, unlike a nonsense person, but he did not explain where the story came from.
If Su Dongpo really hints at the person he belongs to with examination questions, it should constitute a crime of leaking questions. Fortunately, the Zhang brothers just want to take the first place and don't want to harm others; If it hurts people, it is to use Su Dongpo's handwriting and take the declaration to trace it down. Su Dongpo will have to live in exile for a few years.
26. I can't bear to break up
According to legend, Su Shi invited his neighbors to dinner. There was a plate of fried sparrows on the table, a ***4, and the guests ate three without hesitation, leaving 1. At this time, the neighbor said to Su Shi, "There is 1 left. Eat it! " Su Shi said: "I don't have the heart to break them up. You'd better eat them! "
New Tang Book Volume 202 Biography of Li Bai
The grandson of Emperor Shengxing IX. First, at the end of Sui Dynasty, he migrated to the Western Regions to commit crimes, and at the beginning of Long Dynasty, he fled back to Brazil. Bai Zhisheng, the mother dream of Chang Gengxing, was born because of her. Ten-year-old children's uncle, both long and hidden in Minshan. The state has a way and should not. Su Xiang, the governor of Yizhou, saw the difference and said, "I am a genius, and I have not benefited much from learning, which is comparable." However, I like vertical and horizontal skills and fencing, and I value money for Ren Xia. More guests, and Kong, Han Zhun, Pei Zheng, Tao Mian lived in Culai Mountain, drinking and basking in the sun, and the number was "Zhuxi".
Tianbao first entered Nanhuiji, and called with Wu Junshan and Yun, so Bai also went to Chang 'an. When I went to see He, I knew the chapter and saw his article. I sighed, "son, I have fallen into the fairy!" " In his speech, Xuanzong summoned the Golden Throne Hall to talk about the world and give a eulogy. The emperor gave food, relatives served as spoons, and there was a letter to the Hanlin. Jude and the drinkers got drunk in the city. The emperor sat in the pavilion in Shenxiang, feeling something, trying to get a white movement; When I was called, I was drunk, and I mixed water left and right, and a little bit of solution was written on my pen, which was beautiful and meticulous. The emperor liked his talent very much and saw him at several banquets. Taste the emperor for nothing, get drunk before you rest, and make Gao Lishi take off his boots. Luxury goods are always expensive, so I am ashamed. I praise her poems to arouse Yang Guifei, the emperor wants to be an official, and the princess wants to stop. Bai knows that he is not allowed to approach or practice. He, Li, Ruyang, Cui Zongzhi, Zhang Xu and Jiao Sui are also called "Eight Immortals of Wine". The emperor begged for the return of the mountain and returned the gold. White clothes are fluttering around, and a small boat, Cui Zongzhi quarries himself and goes to Jinling, sitting on the boat in his palace robe, and no one is watching.
An Lushan rebelled and moved to Songsong and Kuanglu, where Lin served as political assistant. Arise and flee to Pengze, and defeat will be punished. I made a trip to Bing in vain and saw Guo Ziyi. It was amazing. Ziyi tasted breaking the law, and it was useless to save him. So Ziyi asked the official to redeem him, and there was a letter to Yelang. Forgive me, but also find Yang, sitting in prison. Song Ruosi sent three thousand troops to Henan to find Yang, released the prisoner as a staff officer, and resigned soon. Li is a pawn, and Bai Yizhi. Generation, with the left to clean up the legacy, and Bai has passed away, more than 60 years old.
Article 140 of Biography of Old Tang Dynasty, Wen Yuanxia, Biography of Li Bai.
Shandong people. There are few talents, ambitious and ambitious, and have the heart to surpass. My father is from Ren Chengwei because of his family. Confucius, Han Mian, Pei Zheng, Zhang Shuming, Tao Mian and other middle school students are all hiding in Culai Mountain, singing and drinking, and the time number is "Zhu Xi Liu Fu".
When Tianbao was first built, tourists would meet with Taoist Wu Yun and spend their seclusion time. Then Xuanzong called Jun to the capital, recommended it to the DPRK, sent messengers to call him, and waited for Jun to call the Hanlin. Because Bai is a heavy drinker, he drinks as drunk as a fiddler with his drinking buddies in the hotel every day. Xuanzong tried to create new words for Yuefu, and he urgently called Bai, who was already lying in the restaurant. Call in, water the noodles, even if you write a pen, it will be more than ten chapters, which is quite appreciated by the emperor. The smell was intoxicated in the temple, enough for Gao Lishi to take off his boots, so he dismissed it. He is a vagrant and drinks all day. At that time, Cui Zongzhi, an imperial envoy, was demoted to Jinling and sang with Hundred Years Nine. Boating on a moonlit night, quarrying stones and reaching Jinling, wearing a White House robe, I looked around on the boat, smiling proudly, and no one was around.
When He Zhangzhi saw the white, he boasted: "This heaven is also a fairy." Lushan Mountain Rebellion, Xuanzong was lucky for Shu. On the way, Lin was appointed as the commander-in-chief of the Jianghuai military forces and the ambassador of Yangzhou, and he visited Xuanzhou, so he engaged in it. Wang Yong was in chaos, lost, and sat in vain for a long time. Later, he was pardoned, drunk and died drunk in Xuancheng. Twenty volumes of collected works were all the rage.
Wutai poetry case
During the reign of Zaixi Ning in Song Shenzong (1068 ~ 1077), Wang Anshi actively participated in the reform. After the failure of political reform, he was engaged in political reform in Yuanfeng period (1078 ~ 1085). At the turning point from political reform to system reform, Su Shi's Wutai poetry case happened. The case was first reported by Li Ding, the censor, and then tried in Yushitai prison. There has been a "Wutai" posthumous title in Yushitai since the Han Dynasty, so this case is called "Wutai Poetry Case".
During the period of Northern Song Shenzong, Su Shi expressed his dissatisfaction with the New Deal because he opposed the new law. Because he was the leader of the literary world at that time, allowing Su Shi's poems to spread in the society was very unfavorable to the implementation of the New Deal. So, with Zongshen's acquiescence, Su Shi was arrested in Wutai for four months, and he was forced to explain the source of his poems and the allusions in his words every day.
Due to the practice of not killing scholar-officials in Song Dynasty, Su Shi survived his death, but was demoted to be the deputy envoy of Huangzhou Yingyong.
In the second year of Yuanfeng (1079), Su Shi moved to Huzhou (Xing Wu County, Zhejiang Province). In July, Huangfu Zun and others sent by Yushitai were arrested and imprisoned. They testified that Su Shi distorted the facts and slandered the court in his poems.