Hey, the bamboo board is so beaten, let’s not talk about anything else.
Let’s talk about Wu Song fighting the tiger, Wu, Er, brother.
One day, Wu Song copied the guy and ran straight to Jingyanggang. He felt very happy.
When it comes to fighting tigers, it’s Brother Wu.
Hitting tigers is famous and is a legend all over the world.
But after walking a few miles, he secretly thought:
How big is the tiger on this mountain?
Is it a male or a female? Is it tall or thin?
One, two, or a whole litter?
One is easy to handle, I can compete with it.
If seven or eight come up, I can't beat it.
(passing)
As he turned around and was about to leave, he thought again:
The county magistrate has set up several tables for tiger hunting,
Eating, drinking, and singing to me.
Wear red flowers, ride a big horse, and send me up the hillside.
What can I say if I go back like this?
I said I had a cold, I said I had a cough?
I said I have a note of leave. I will rest for two days before talking about it?
When the county magistrate heard this, he would definitely say that I was thinking about it.
Where would the people put their face after hearing this?
(passing)
I still have to climb the mountain, I still have to fight hard,
Killing a tiger to death, I am famous, I am amazing!
At the very least, he is on equal footing with the great crosstalk actor:
What is Wei Wenliang and which is Tian Lihe?
Ma Sanli met me Gotta get away early.
(passing)
Just as I was about to go up the mountain, I thought to myself again:
What if something happens, it would be terrible,
The tiger bit my feet and my armpit,
I had itchy flesh, and it made me happy when I bit it.
It bit me on the back of my head, and I could Can't live.
I was bitten, and the whole family scolded me:
"Who asked you to show off? Who asked you to do this?
Do you want to be a big man? Do you think of something else?
You can’t die, and you can’t live.
Who are you looking for when you are like this?”
< p>(passing)It’s hard to say how Wu Song was feeling at the time.
Wu Song looked at his watch, ah! The time is coming.
After thinking about what to do for a long time, I quickly drank the wine.
It’s too late to drink. Let’s have a Coke first!