I am a humble room, but I am virtuous.
The Original Text and Translation of Humble Room Ming
Original text:
The mountain is not high, and the fairy is famous. The water is not deep, and the dragon is the spirit. I am a humble room, but I am virtuous. The moss marks on the upper steps are green, and the grass is green. There is no Ding Bai who laughs and has a university. You can tune the pipa and read Jin Dian. There is no confusion, and there is no complicated form. Zhuge Lu in Nanyang and Ting Yun Pavilion in West Shu. Kong Ziyun: "What's the matter?"
Translation:
Mountains don't have to be high, and immortals can be famous all over the world. The water doesn't have to be deep. A dragon (alive) can bring good luck. This is a humble house, but the owner has good character. Moss covered the steps with a green carpet, and the grass reflected the curtains in blue. Talking and laughing are all profound scholars, not shallow people. You can play simple guqin and browse precious Buddhist scriptures. No (noisy) music disturbs your ears, and no official documents make you physically and mentally exhausted. Zhuge Liang's Nanyang Caotang and Yang Ziyun's Xuanting in West Shu. Confucius said: (although it is a humble room, as long as a gentleman lives in it), what is a humble room?
A collection of funny stories
Dapingming
People are not tall, and their virtues are famous; Few words, rational. Zeus is a bright lamp with superior wisdom and courage. History casts a monument, and contemporary creation theory. Talking and laughing, ups and downs, shocking. Can turn the tide, the top evil wind; Without "disaster", high reactive power was taken away. Set up a special zone in southern Xinjiang, and work in Kunming in the north. Wan Zhongyun: "Great!"
Wan Qingming
The food is not refined, but light; The wine is not beautiful, just raise your glass. Both are "old" and indifferent to life. Seeing the sun, although it is dazzling, it is the clearest day in the world. Children and grandchildren often go home and don't worry about providing for the elderly. You can practice Tai Chi and learn Danqing. There is no distinction between right and wrong, and there is no fame and fortune. Visit Dongting Lake in spring and climb the Yellow Mountain in autumn. The author said, "Why are you old?"
False food inscriptions
If you are not skilled, you will be famous; The quality is not excellent, but cheating is smart. Alice is the dining table. She's just a fake. Pesticide soaked ham, sulfur smoked bamboo shoots. Paraffin is added to the seasoning, and Du Kang poisons the fish. It can be black conscience, milk powder; Skim milk oil is mellow and has no fragrance of fruits and vegetables. A drunkard died in the south and a baby died in the north. People say, "What food is there?"
Olympic inscription
The country is small and famous for its high technology; Not many people, just participate. It's the Olympic Games, and the stars are like clouds. The coach is a surprise because the players are stunted. Strive for the gold medal on the field, and value friendship off the field. Break the record with one heart, on winning or losing; There is a heroic spirit of struggle and a civilization of communication; Lions roar in the east and goshawks in the west. There is a saying in China, "Look at me!"
Gongpu inscription
If the position is not high, name the country; Power is not great, but loving the people is spiritual. Division is a public record, dedicated to the party Build a pawn, the pioneer of reform. Talking about politics, there are blue-collar workers You can do research and visit the grassroots; There is no confusion of human feelings, and there is no labor form of dinner. I often think of the people around Zhang, but I will never forget them. Sun said, "The world is public."
Jiekeming
The product is not high, and it will be famous when it is blown; The industry is not refined, and good fraud is spiritual. Smith is an intermediary and only accepts commission. The receptionist played tricks and negotiated boxing classics. Money in the eyes, no six relatives in the heart. You can lose your conscience and conscience; No shame, no running around. Nanchong welfare, Momo liquidated damages. The audience said, "What's in it?"
Mediocre inscription
Virtue is not high, but fierce speculation is famous; The technique is not good, and the blowing is not bad. Division is a "imperial doctor" and shines brilliantly. Seeing the advertisement on the screen, the "wonderful hand" can "rejuvenate". In order to attract customers, you shake your tongue and your lips are bulging. You can set traps and collect money; I can't say, and I'm not worried about medical ethics. "Imperial Doctor" was published in the north, and "Expert" was published in the south. Patient cloud: "What is God?"
Civilian inscription
Not much money, just enough; The food is not refined, but it is full. So free and easy, only I am a civilian. The famous brand is lazy and the fashion is unknown. Talking and laughing with neighbors, but no rich relatives. You can watch TV and talk about the game; Selfless cars are cumbersome, and the second room is not chaotic. This mansion is as good as my living room. As the saying goes, "contentment is always happy."
Mahjong name
Art is not refined, money is spiritual; Not many people, just four. Alice is a clear entertainment, but mahjong is a classic. Don't listen to the door alone, look for the heart on the fence in the sea. Can be strong in mind and brain, have day and night entertainment, regardless of gender. Watch the victory and defeat four times, and don't get carried away when you win. The gambler said, "Why bother?"
Inscription of smoking room
The light is not high, and it will light up when there is oil; The gun is not long, and the smoke is the spirit. I'm a smoking room, but I'm addicted. The light is green on the eyes and the smoke turns blue on the face. Talking and laughing, smoking, no able-bodied man. It can be mixed with paste and plastered with mud, without any noise. It is hot work. In Shouzhou War in Nanyang, Taigu Lantern in West Shu, the gentleman said, "What's the addiction?"
Inscription on desk
If the score is not high, just pass; Knowledge is not deep, and cheating is spiritual. I am a humble room, but I am free. Novels spread quickly and magazines are turned frequently. Think about going to the movies. You can draw cartoons and write letters. No noise from books, no work; Although it is not a dance floor, it can be called an amusement hall. Student Cloud: Mix a diploma!
Smelly person "Ming"
It is not high, and some officials have names; Knowledge is not deep, and power is spiritual. The "yamen" here is my exclusive. There is a trumpeter in front and a horse behind. Laugh and talk with friends, but no soldiers. You can get privileges and get married. There is no harsh criticism, only a homophonic compliment. Qingyun can go straight, showing spirit with the wind, and the masses say, "What a smelly person!" "
Sanxitang Ouming
The house is not big, and there are books with names; The country is not a tyrant, but some people can; This is a small room, but it smells from my family. The shadows of Ryukyu pearls are shining, and the sun shines into the yarn. I enjoy writing and reading, and I am loyal to my contacts. You can look in the mirror and say three wishes. There is no unintentional willow tree, and there is no exhaustion. Changxindian in Zhili, Chengdu Pavilion in West Shu, Xiao Yu said, "How can it be peaceful?"
Dou Shiming
The mountains are not high, the grass is green, and the water is tireless and turbid. Si is a closet and doesn't need virtuous people. There are no great scholars, only Ding Bai. You can play the pipa and recite the classic dysentery. The grass is white, and the smell of feces comes at night. There is no joy of silk and bamboo, only the sound of horses and chariots. The traffic (department) coal pile is in the south, and the basin sweep (newspaper) is in the east. Father of the nation cloud; "Adou is one of the great citizens of the Republic of China."
Lou Guiming
The official is not high, and the right is in the name! If the position is not respected, the advantage is spiritual, the official position is not big, the power is successful, the door is not wide, and there are gods behind; It's a bad rule to go your own way. Talk about things in the middle and associate with people. You can give a red envelope and then give a green light. If you want Hong Kong paper, you need US dollars. Don't be bold in your eyes. You should send it quietly. Your meaning is beyond words, needless to say. Turn a deaf ear to political books and laws. * * In Hunan, * * in Tianjin, I lost my life in vain, just because I am not smart. It's like I leave no trace, even if I can't find my way. I dare say, "Why be afraid!"