Crosstalk script: "Smart Boss"
A: Hey, old classmate, old classmate--
B: Hey ! I haven't seen you, an old classmate. Say hello to me (the two shake hands). Are you still on that money-rich TV station? No, it’s the cable TV station, right?
A: We are now called Jiangsu Cable Zhenjiang Branch, and we are provincial cadres!
B: Ha! Got promoted?
A: (Learn from Diao Xiaosan in Shajiabang) Now he has been promoted to adjutant and became the vice chairman of the labor union. So where are you now?
B: I have been transferred to the International Hotel to be the boss, so I can just hang out;
A: Hey, I am doing well, my position is higher than mine, am I quite humble? . When are we going to invite some of our old classmates from the party school for a drink?
B: That’s for sure, but I’ve been busy with work recently;
A: What are you busy with?
B: Isn’t it almost Chinese New Year? I just transferred here to raise some money to provide some benefits to employees and some bonuses to win over people.
A: Hey, you are a good boss. You know how to be an official. You care about the lives of your employees. It would be great if the boss of our company was like you.
B: What’s wrong with your boss?
A: Hi, the boss of our company is very calculating and can break every penny in half. He is known as the iron abacus. He is better at calculation than professional accountants. He is well-known as a shrewd boss in the industry.
B: Why is your boss so smart?
A: Okay, let me give you a few examples and explain them.
B: Just give them to me.
A: The Municipal Federation of Trade Unions requires each trade union group to order a newspaper. We have ten trade union groups. We should order ten copies. Go ask the boss for instructions. Hey---our boss only agrees to order one. Are you smart or not?
B: There are many information channels now. Jiangsu Cable alone has high-definition interactive TV, cloud media, cable broadband, its own website Weibo, and newspaper subscriptions. There are too many and I don’t have time to read them.
A: The Municipal Federation of Trade Unions requires that each employee can apply for up to two mutual aid funds. Hey--our boss chose the cheapest one and only applied for one. The employee has to pay 20 yuan for a 40-yuan share. Are you smart or not?
B: It makes sense. Is this called sharing of benefits and shouldering of responsibilities?
A: At the beginning of this year, I created a short sketch "Recruitment Fun Notes", organized employees to arrange and perform by themselves, and won the first prize in the "Mengxi Summer" square performance of the Municipal Federation of Trade Unions, hey --, our boss didn’t give me a penny as a reward. Other branches hired screenwriters to write scripts and were rewarded with tens of thousands of yuan. Are you smart or not?
B: Do you really think you are a big shot? Screenwriter, don't you get a salary from your employer? It's also the responsibility of your union president to create literary and artistic programs.
A: Last year, the Municipal Federation of Trade Unions organized a city-wide employee table tennis competition. Units only had to pay 400 yuan to participate. Hey --, our boss, in order to save 400 yuan, he refused to allow us to participate in the competition. You think you are smart? Not smart;
B: Weren’t we all busy with work last year? We were moving, generating income, and developing new businesses, so we couldn’t spare any manpower.
A: The lunch subsidy for employees is still the standard of 6 yuan a meal five years ago. Now other branches are mentioning 12 yuan a meal. Hey--our boss just can’t bear it. Overweight, do you think you are smart or not?
B: Isn’t it also equivalent to the standard of 12 yuan for water, electricity, rent, and labor costs for you?
A: Sometimes, the chairman and general manager of the provincial company come to our place to inspect the work, listen to reports, and give instructions. When it’s time for dinner, hey, our boss can’t bear to take him to a five-star hotel. He forcefully Take your immediate boss to the staff cafeteria and pay six yuan for two dishes and one soup. Do you think our boss still wants to be promoted?
B: This is a good opportunity for grassroots leaders to conduct research and understand the lives of employees. It is also in line with the spirit of the current party’s mass line education and practice activities.
A: Some brothers and units from the branch companies came to Zhenjiang to pass on gifts, carry out business exchanges, and bring some cherries and other things for everyone to taste. Hey, our boss, even a soup dumpling and a dish I haven’t given any meat in return. Do you think I will bring something with me next time?
B: This is in line with the spirit of the central government’s six prohibitions. It is strictly forbidden to use public funds to visit each other, present souvenirs to each other, and entertain each other. Activity.
A: Our Dagang Pingchang business hall was decorated, and we submitted a decoration plan of 200,000 yuan. Hey--our boss slashed the cost of 100,000 yuan with a knife, and even cut down the toilet. When people are anxious, they run there;
B: This is to save money and be diligent and thrifty in managing the household. When people are anxious, they go to the public toilet.
A: The newly built twin cable buildings have a self-use area of ??14,000 square meters, and only 5,000 square meters are planned to be used. The new cable building of Taizhou Branch has a self-use area of ??15,000 square meters, which is our third building. Times, hey--, the office conditions are so good;
B: Didn’t the central government issue a new document to reduce the office space and oppose extravagance? Your boss did the right thing. Keep up with the pace of the Central Committee.
A: According to the requirements of the Federation of Trade Unions, the hardware requirement for the employee home activity venue must be 400 square meters to meet the standard. I submitted the plan, hey--our boss only agreed to build 200 square meters. Activity venue;
B: If you don’t know how expensive firewood and rice are, that’s not bad. Having an activity venue for employees is better than not having one.
A: Party member activities in other units all engage in red tours. They run far and fly high. They study and travel with both shoulders on their shoulders. Hey--our boss only engages in activities that save money. What do you think of us? The boss is stingy but not stingy--
B: Hey, don't you call your boss "Smart Boss"?
A: Hey, I spilled the beans! (As if slapping himself) - Aren't "shrewd" and "stingy" synonyms?
B: What kind of activities have you done as a party member?
A: This year we launched “one party member entering ten homes, listening to opinions and serving”; last year we launched the first season of high-definition TV with party emblems and flags raised; and the year before last, we organized party members to go to the Martyrs Cemetery to review the oath of joining the party. , you see, try to organize some activities that cost a small amount of money.
B: Yes, you can do more with less, that’s awesome. Hey - wait, wait, as far as I know, isn't this year's party membership event organized at the New Fourth Army Memorial Hall in Jurong City?
A: Don’t mention it. This year’s party member activities are the furthest. They are still the same old “revisiting the oath of joining the party”, but there is progress. They have managed a farm meal. The only flaw is that there is not even a Maoshan gate. Come on, hey--it really saves money.
B: Party member activities are not measured by how much money is spent, but at a spiritual level. They are not about traveling around mountains and rivers, burning incense and worshiping Buddha, so I didn’t go to Maoshan for you.
A: Why do you always say good things to our boss? You really know a lot about our company?
B: Haha--, your boss and I are now new neighbors.
A: Hi! You kid, are you still lurking deep? You are the modern version of "Yu Zecheng".
B: Can you not lurk? Otherwise, how can I be your boss’s eyes and ears?
A: But then again, our boss is very careful about small things, but he can still let go of big things.
B: Look, you are afraid, afraid that I will pass the word on to your boss.
A: Last year, our boss planned the "Imperial Grain System Reform", which mobilized the enthusiasm of employees on the front line of operation and maintenance. The wages of labor dispatch workers increased significantly, and we were the first to provide labor dispatch in the province. The workers paid their provident fund, and this year they recruited particularly outstanding dispatch workers into the party and became regular workers.
B: Yes, this is called positive energy.
A: In December, the boss planned the “Jiangsu Cableline Gives Surprises, Only Red Envelopes to Welcome the New Year” red envelope activity. It was a generous gift to the majority of cable users.
B: Your boss is not stingy, he is very generous.
A: The standard of condolences for employees who have had surgery and been hospitalized has also been raised, from 200 to 400; the standard of condolences for employees who have passed away in their immediate family has also been raised, from 300 to 500; right The standard for condolences for employees who are seriously ill is one thousand; for employees who get married, they also send wedding money and flower baskets.
B: That’s great. Other units don’t have benefits like yours, so I think your boss is not only not stingy but also very caring.
A: At the end of the year, employees’ marketing indicators will be assessed, and over-production rewards will be cashed in a timely manner. The more you work, the more you will gain.
B: Your boss can fully mobilize the enthusiasm of employees, improve efficiency, and create maximum profits for the company. All the money earned has been given to you as overproduction bonuses.
A: Our boss also rewards and subsidizes our employees for using our company’s business products, such as broadband, digital TV, interactive TV, etc.
B: In comparison, the employee benefits of your unit are much better than those of ours. Hey --, you kid, you didn't say that just because I am your boss's neighbor.
A: Who is afraid of whom? Am I that kind of person? (Whispering) In fact, our boss still has a habit of spending less and not spending more. This is also reflected in his family's private affairs.
B: What’s going on? Let’s hear it.
A: One time I went to collect party membership fees from him. The annual party membership fee was only a few hundred yuan. Hey, he just didn’t pay it out and said he would pay it one day later. I guess I went home to report to my wife and apply for funding.
B: Why do you still need to report to your wife?
A: Turn over all profits in the unit and apply for special funds for expenses. Once you get used to it, it will be the same at home;
B: My wife is the number one at home and belongs to a man. It's glorious, generally a successful man can only be the third in command at home.
A: Yes, he doesn’t smoke, drink, keep a mistress or pick up girls, so why should my wife keep money in his pocket?
B: This has something to do with being stingy. What's the relationship?
A: If you don’t have money in your pocket, won’t you develop the habit of being shrewd, stingy and spending less?
B: Which one is right? It’s all nonsense. You call it "If you don't seek death, you won't die!" Let's see how your boss removes your union chairman.
A: Let me tell you two more things;
B: Let me tell you.
A: Our boss doesn’t use the bus assigned by the company for personal use. He grabs two newspapers after get off work, throws his arms around and then goes home;
B: What does your boss do? That's great. Among the central government's "six prohibitions", leading cadres are not allowed to use public vehicles for personal use during holidays and holidays, and they are not allowed to use public vehicles in violation of regulations.
A: The year before last, his father-in-law passed away. Some of us gave 2,000, some gave 1,000, and came to express our condolences. His family affairs were finished, and hey--guess what, all the money was refunded. I came back, and each person only received 20 yuan. You said you are stingy but you are not stingy;
B: Your boss is doing the right thing. You are clean and honest. The central government strictly prohibits leading cadres from using weddings and funerals to borrow money. Use the opportunity to make money and maintain a high degree of consistency with the central government.
A: This year, the boss’s daughter got married. There was no wedding wine on the table in Zhenjiang. Don’t say we didn’t get a sip of the wedding wine. Let’s give out wedding candy. I opened it and saw that there was only one. Hey--you You say you are stingy, but you are not stingy;
B: Are you a country bumpkin? That is high-end chocolate, and it is expensive for your old nose! Hey, why did you say one more thing?
A: Shouldn’t I chat with you for a while?
B: You can’t keep talking about your boss while chatting.
A: People have been talking about it for more than ten years, but they still care about my discussion.
As the saying goes, there is no one who doesn’t talk about others behind their back, and there is no one who doesn’t get talked about behind their back;
B: So, how can people talk about you behind your back?
A: A woman with a long tongue and a big mouth!
B: Hey --, I haven’t seen you for a few years and you are still the same kind of person. Have you changed your old habits?
A: A situation is easy to change, but a character is hard to change;
B: Hey--you really can find reasons for yourself!
Author: Shi Ming
December 2013