In the next few years, I thrived in sadness and debauchery, lived a free life, tangled with many women, kept a high frequency of updates, and lived comfortably and crazily.
Until the early summer of 2009, an accident happened. At the age of 30, I was with a girl born after 1990. I was crazy about it and was unaware of the result of this relationship.
But in the dark.
This is the last time for me to synchronize with love. ...
I am a guy who can't sleep at night, and I am also an employee who doesn't get up if he doesn't sleep enough in the morning.
In the morning 10, I rubbed my eyes and went to work. Boss has been here for a long time. He adopted a "cyclops" policy towards me, closing one eye instead of always opening the other.
Hard to eat meat buns, sleep too much, and have a serious loss of appetite. I turned on the computer and got on QQ, and the little penguin in the lower right corner suddenly jumped out of a dialog box. Content: Your good friend Sirius invites you to open a farm to steal vegetables.
Sirius is a woman and the general manager of an advertising company.
In fact, I have an evil heart for this Sirius. Although she is a semi-old Xu Niang native, she has a different charm. Although it is clear that if I were not the head of the publicity department, she wouldn't seduce me when we first met. She should be doing business.
Of course I have my principle: never sleep with a woman who pursues exchange value.
As a result, I let this charming 39-year-old woman named Sirius go. Although she once made me as hard as a saint, I can't be integrated with her body, because if I am closely connected, I will undoubtedly become her puppet.
I clicked to join the game of stealing vegetables from that farm. I saw a broken house in my garden, six decent plots of land with fences slightly higher than those in Pan Changjiang.
I first met Sirius last Saturday night.
That afternoon, I was invited to visit a scenic spot, accompanied by a prominent "figure", which can be said to have given me high courtesy. After being commensurate with the "human" brothers, there will naturally be a wine reception at night, in the city center. After making some phone calls, a large group of people arrived one after another.
Sirius also came, and the skin was so white that people wanted to defile it, which greatly set off the wrinkles around her eyes. She's very sophisticated. She knew that I was the protagonist tonight, and her watery eyes were very directional.
Knowing that Sirius runs an advertising company, I quickly told myself that the meal was not delicious.
People at the table began to toast me frequently, praising Sirius and her company with all kinds of compliments. Si Mazhao's heart was exposed, and TMD became an accomplice. Sirius wore a close-fitting skirt and joked from time to time.
I suddenly said, "This girl's voice is explosive and can be crisp in people's hearts!" "
She speaks fluently, but without affectation.
Unconsciously, I have drunk nearly 10 bottles of beer (16 bottles will vomit, which is the maximum). Sirius sat next to me, and I smelled the perfume, which was very weak, but it was enough to promote the volatilization of alcohol. This guy never toasted me, and now he kills me. I wonder what kind of offensive it will be.
I decided to strike first, stood up and worshipped Sirius and said, "In Jianghu, this is called respecting beautiful women. I think it's a little out of date. Why don't you ... "
Sirius got up and said, "Teacher Liu, you are the leader, and I should respect you."
I came prepared and said, "I can't wait. If you admit your mistake, you will be fined first. "
She drank up a bottle of wine. Businessmen are terrible.
I have one of my biggest hobbies, which is playing games. From the Imperial Age and the Red Guards to CS, Fantasy Westward Journey and World of Warcraft, I have always been addicted to it.
When I was a child, I heard Zheng Zhihua sing a song called "Game World". Now I suddenly find that I have no ability to play the world, but I have no choice but to be played by the world.
Sirius seems to be a piece of business material, and even invited me to play games. Market research is serious and good. Although that idiot who steals vegetables looks terrible mentally retarded.
I took the novice task at the system prompt and was looking for a store to buy seeds.
At this time, the "boss" dialed my extension and said, "Xiao Liu, come here."
I'll be there soon, looking cheerful. He handed me a document, which is an advanced collective recommendation form.
My boss has always admired me. He told me, "This is an important event for the company. You should consider everything and write better. "
"Subordinates understand."
When I get back to the office, I always want to see the game I just opened. So I put the papers aside and used the mouse to patrol the farm. QQ keeps jumping, it's Sirius.
Sirius: Farmers are happy all their lives.
Me: I'm studying.
I drank more than 9 o'clock on Saturday night, but I didn't get the 16 bottle, but I was already a little moved.
I got on the bus of Man, and he said singing, but I didn't object. There are several cars behind, with Sirius inside. Soon, I went to a KTV called "Romantic Noble".
I am familiar with this place. Since my girlfriend who negotiated for six years broke up, I have often visited such places. After a few years, I can understand what true loneliness is more and more.
Perhaps it was the punishment from heaven that made me see a poem forgotten by the times. Here's the thing-
Lonely, I became a bird and flew into the yearning Woods.
In the forest, all the birds are gray.
There is also a special one, which is also gray. ...
"Romantic Noble" Box 268. Beer bottles are all over the coffee table and floor, and the singing of wolves and ghosts shows the power of alcohol.
Sirius came over with a dice cup and sat next to me. The dice battle between two people began, and I kept losing.
I can't help asking, "What did you do?"
Sirius said, "Put your ears together and I will tell you."
I tilted my head obediently, and she put her lips close to my ear and gently explored it with the tip of her tongue. ...
I reacted quickly, but she quickly smiled and dodged. I won't let go. I just reached out from behind her and grabbed her. It's soft, slippery and cold. When I first met Sirius, I thought she was well maintained, worthy of being the general manager, and she was willing to spend money on this aspect if she had money.
Someone toasted at an inappropriate time, so I stood up and blew a bottle with him.
When I sat down, Sirius said, "You are tempting me."
I said, "I hope your tongue can talk."
Instead of putting my hand back in Sirius's body, I lit a cigarette. When I heard someone singing a song called "Don't Love Me", I grabbed the microphone and began to sing. This is my specialty.
The song is over. All the people gathered together besieged me. I don't know how much wine I drank. The total definitely exceeded 16 bottles, but strangely, I didn't throw up. After tossing about 1 in the morning, I offered to leave, and everyone unanimously recommended Sirius to see me off.
I hesitated, then dialed the phone of Swallow and said to everyone, "No, there will be a beautiful woman to pick it up later."
Swallow found my box carefully and accurately. I introduced it to everyone and said, "This is my sister."
Swallow gave a deep cry, Brother Timely.
Sirius came out to say goodbye and whispered in my ear, "Don't be incestuous at night."
Say that finish, she gently bit my earlobe.