That's not good. Let's criticize ourselves more.
What do you mean by self-criticism? Today, we use our sincerity, our sincerity, in exchange for everyone's good feelings.
First, let me introduce myself. I am in the Department of Telecommunications of Henan Polytechnic University.
B: Then let me introduce myself. I am also the # # department of Henan Polytechnic.
A: I love engineering college!
B: Then I love engineering schools even more.
I love engineering more than anything.
B: Then I love engineering more than anything else.
A: My love for engineering is like Mount Everest, which is more than 8,800 meters. There is nothing higher than this.
B: Then my love is like the Mariana Trench, more than 10,000 meters. There is nothing deeper than this.
A: I love engineering.
B: Then I love engineering even more.
A: I love the depth of engineering love.
I love engineering very much.
My love is as deep as the sea.
I am as strong as the sea.
Hey, you gave me the same.
B: Well, that, the tsunami at sea.
A: I'm not just saying that I love engineering.
B: Then I love this project and put it into action.
A: You see, our dormitories are all arranged according to the layout of the project.
B: Then our dormitory is equivalent to a project.
Look, we have a name here, Engineering House.
B: Then we have another name, Henan Polytechnic.
A: ok, the name has also been moved to your place. As soon as we entered our dormitory, the three big characters were "engineering school".
On my bed, when I go there, I can see three big letters.
A: Huh? What word?
B: engineering nest
A: Huh? Nest? I tell you, look at my bookcase.
Well, what?
A: That's the library.
Hey, I'm telling you, you didn't see the flowerpot on my balcony.
A: Yes.
B: Press the grass! Then call it three trees.
A: Oh! All three of us went to your dormitory. I tell you, I love engineering!
B: Then I love engineering even more.
A: I like a flower and a bird in engineering.
I like everything in this project.
A: I love all engineering teachers.
B: I love all my engineering classmates.
A: I love Mr. engineering male.
I love all women in engineering. ...
Hey, ...
I'll stop.
A: Why?
B: It's good to know.
A: I love engineering.
B: Then I love engineering even more.
A: I know the whole history of this project.
I know all about this project.
I know all the stories you know.
I know what you don't know.
A: Well, that's right. Let me tell you that I can't answer all the questions about this project.
B: Then you certainly don't know as much as I do.
A: Then I have been here for two years. Can you give me a comparison?
B: Then I didn't stay for nothing for two years.
Well, let me ask you some basic engineering questions in front of so many teachers and students.
B: Just ask.
A: Do you know how many main campuses there are in our project now?
You know your problem is mental retardation. Needless to say, ah, two!
Oh, by the way, how many doors are there in our headquarters?
B: Is it a large size?
A: Ah.
B: Needless to say, two!
How many canteens are there in the south campus?
B: Two.
How many trees are there in our campus?
B: Two.
A: Huh?
B: You said you asked this question. ...
A: Not yet. How many big trees, how many small trees, how many foreign trees, how many China trees, how many Asian trees, how many African trees and how many South American trees are there? Please encourage him to answer questions!
What's your question? Open your mouth. Please ask again.
You're gonna kill me. Just say how many trees are we building?
Who knows?
You don't know, do you? You don't know. I can't help wondering.
You know that.
A: You see, I haven't been as busy as you in the past two years. People who go out in the future will ask how many trees the project needs. It would be a pity if I can't answer it. 、
Oh, you know.
Answer: I'll tell you, remember, who will ask you how many trees Henan Institute of Technology planted in the future?
B: How many?
A: It depends, 1, 2, 3 …
B: Does it make sense? Count it, and I will know.
Just kidding, you see our project has changed a lot over the years.
B: Right, right, right.
You see, first of all, the gate has changed.
B: Well, it's getting more and more magnificent.
A: Our road has also changed.
B: It's getting wider and wider.
A: The teaching building has also changed.
B: it's getting bigger and bigger.
A: The basketball factory has changed.
B: more and more.
Our whole campus has changed.
B: It's getting more and more beautiful.