Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go slow".
Teacher: Why are you late every morning?
Tom: Whenever I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School----Slow Down".
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that I have ever seen."
" Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ." the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
For my use
One elephant to one A little mouse said: "You are undoubtedly the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen."
"Please say it again and let me write it down." said the mouse. "I'm going to tell this to a flea I know.
there are 3 old friends gathering around together
first said: "windy , isn't it ?"
second one replied: "no , it's thursday ."
The third said: "yeah! me too, let go and have some tea"
The first one said windy, but the second one heard it as Wednesday, so he said Today is Thursday, but the third person heard Thursday as thirty, so he said yeah! me too, let go and have some tea
This joke is quite funny. There should not be many new words. You yourself Also learn to look it up in a dictionary. (Let me tell you something to the effect: An Illinois man left the snowy Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip out of town and planned to go to Florida by then. Rendezvous. The man arrived in Florida, checked into the hotel, and hurriedly sent an email to his wife. However, he mistyped his wife's website address by one letter, and the email was sent to a pastor's wife, whose husband had lost her husband the day before. She had just passed away, and she was heartbroken over this. When she opened the email that was sent by mistake, she screamed, kicked her legs, and died.
The email read:
p>Dear,
I have just come to report. I am preparing to welcome you tomorrow.
The husband who loves you
By the way, this It’s really hot down there. (Illinois is a state in the eastern United States. Winters are very cold. Florida is in the southern United States, and the climate is relatively hot all year round.)
A BIG E-mail Mistake A fatal email
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter , and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Pun: 1 Hot: Florida weather, 2 .Purgatory
down: 1. Florida (Southern United States, at the bottom of the map)
2. Hell