1, I am a mediocre person. I expected the pie to fall from the sky and fall into my mouth, but the discus fell and hit me in the face. Oh, my God! It hurts!
Although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.
3, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...
4. Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me the inside story of the school. ...
5. I want to let the world know that I am low-key!
If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.
7. When I have a son named "Shuai", others will say, "Shuai Dad!"
I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.
9. My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".
10, I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.
1 1. I really hate to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.
12, I really want to control your grandfather's crying myself: "Dad!"
13, I didn't overtake the BMW after all, just watching it fly away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.
14 I always wander between A Niu and Niu C.
15, I'm really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep!
16, I left Qinglong and right Baihu, and I have a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.
17 I sat on a stone 150 million years ago and spent an afternoon …
18, Wu Tenglan and Master Kong accompany me for the New Year …
19, prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa. ...
20. The system actually suspects that I am watering, and there is no faucet around me. Oh … I see, I have a …
2 1. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...
22. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.
23. The current tutor is not called a tutor or a boss, but a research contract worker!
24. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. You can't eat if you are uncomfortable.
25. Now the more clothes a girl wears, the more she shows. The less clothes, the less exposed!
26. Girls in People's College of Literature have many inexplicable elements, and their thighs are still exposed; The girls in our institute of technology just wear coats and trousers, and they wrap themselves in two!
27. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!
28. Miss's beard looks so euphemistic that she must be a good family!
29, little ye lacks money and women's simpletons, that is, * * * is not wicked!
30. unload the baggage that can't be unloaded, and the road that can't be retired. Endless tears chase the untraceable future.
3 1, thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you ancestors for 18 generations.
32. Be big-minded and small-minded.
33. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!
34, the heart turns with the environment is an ordinary man, and the environment turns with the heart is a saint.
35. The heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.
36, "trust" relationship, although only a dime, but at least I cheated you in my life!
37. Faith is not spoken, but made. Glory lies in dullness, and difficulty lies in eternity.
38. Happiness is scratching when it itches. Unfortunately, it itches but I can't catch it. What's more, for a long time, my soul and * * didn't feel itchy.
39, the hair is gone, and dandruff is more prominent!
40. Not much is needed, but too much is wanted.
4 1, the beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
42. Stress usually comes from paying too much attention to external things and at the same time paying too much attention to other people's judgments.
43. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.
44. Shake, shake and shake to Naihe Bridge.
45. What would face do if it weren't for making money …
46. If you can let go, you can lift and lift freely, and you are a free person.
47, to choose * *, the skirt is easy to pull.
48. If you want to mix rivers and lakes, you'd better be single! !
49. There is always time and opportunity to do things, and there is always an excuse not to do things.
50, must be confused, don't pursue the truth ... Truth is a bitch!
5 1, porridge for a penny!
52. A male classmate who got married not long ago called … often hangs around in the kitchen and can't cut his hands …
53. A person is not alone, but when he misses someone.
54. It was dark when I woke up (classic sentence m.taiks.com).
55. You can't eat a fat man in one bite, but the fat man eats it in one bite!
56. A woman said to a man, Come to my house and I'll give you something to eat.
57. The doctor told me 100 seconds, and then generously prescribed me more than 200 kinds of drugs.
58. Hot-blooded youth used to be popular, but now it is a dog-blooded youth.
59. Use wisdom to correct deviations from time to time, and use compassion to give people convenience everywhere.
60, cans pull ring love cans, but the cans are filled with cola!
6 1, you should work in a busy and orderly way, and don't rush for time.
62. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!
63. Hugging is really a strange thing. When we get so close, we can't see each other's faces.
64. People who use the iphone have one thing in common: I'm sorry to say that it doesn't work.
65. Handle things with wisdom and care for people with compassion.
66. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"?
67. For the rich, everything is fine if it ends well.
Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
Sometimes, when waiting in line for meals in the canteen, the greatest comfort is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting behind.
Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.
7 1, there is a very old legend-people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever. ...
72. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.
73, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.
74. It turns out that when you are lonely, you are your own hand, index finger and toe; It turns out that even breathing hurts when I miss you; It turns out that a person is a lifetime. ...
75, the word fate is a contradictory individual, fate, points?
76. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!
77. In public, I often choose politeness, but in private, I often insult my manners.
78.* * * Continue to review, the rise in property prices is under control!
79. The short proposition between sleep and death pales in the face of a lot of peace and silence. Before it became a cosmic hole, everyone was forced to take part in this poor essay contest.
80. On the way to becoming awesome, I was in running all the way!
8 1, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.
82. I can't afford to sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!
83. In this life, are you here to borrow money or pay off debts?
84. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
85. People who hang up QQ all day these days have nothing to do but go to work, that is, people who are not loved after work. ...
86. Pigs have gone up in price these days, and they want me to reduce the price! ?
87. Cherish * * and stay away from life.
88. Cherish life! If God keeps you alive, you must have his plan!
89. True good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.
90. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
9 1, personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.
92. You can find 100 reasons to prove your misfortune; Prove that you are lucky, and you can also find 100 reasons.
93. Gratitude comes first, and benefiting others is self-interest.
94. It takes only a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
95. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?
96. As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it!
97. People who only know justice are bound to be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.
98. For young people: Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
99. To young women: Marry Tang Priest as a husband, play if you can, and eat meat if you can't.
100, the crux of China's film is extremely disgusting-only struggle without fighting; Only sadness without anger; Only tears didn't cry!