Funny ancient poems laughed until they vomited blood

1. Say goodbye to the colorful clouds in Bai Di, and good luck will fly to your eyes. Thousands of miles away in Jiangling, one day back, bring back health. The apes on both sides keep crying, and happiness greets you. The canoe has crossed Chung Shan Man, and the road ahead is broad and flat. I wish you a smooth sailing in your life, smooth sailing, smooth sailing.

2, the spring eyes are silent and precious, and the college entrance examination has passed. The shade of the tree shines on the water and loves sunny and soft, and three or five friends order wine. Xiao he only shows sharp corners, which is a metaphor for your college entrance examination. Mochow Tsinghua didn't look back. Dragonflies are already standing on it. I wish you: be the first and always smile.

3. Ask Jiang Chaohai, the tide of missing will never stop. What does your love and my heart seem to be? I just want to be healthy and think of me. It's better to have a letter from the tide than to hate each other. The tide sends blessings and wishes you peace. Acacia began to feel that the sea was not deep, and her heart was strong to save love. Distant love, distant thoughts, may lovers love each other forever and never part.

4. Enter the freshman year and aspire to a thousand miles. When I graduated from my senior year, I was full of courage. A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, just like a farmer's mineral water. Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and all of them are brothers who failed.

5. It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls; There is no way to doubt that mountains and rivers, half into the river, half into the clouds. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? There is also a village. I didn't know I was a guest in my dream, so I didn't hesitate to be a Lingnan person. The flowers are almost the same every year, and people in the world don't know you.

6. Being a stranger in a foreign land makes you unhappy when you leave your hometown. Every holiday, I miss my relatives twice, drinking a little wine alone and no one to accompany me. When I know where my brother climbs, I will send a message to bless the people I love every day. May the relatives in my hometown be healthy and safe.

7, plum branches in the corner, watching the heart Antai; Cold ling drives alone, feeling natural; Far knowledge is not for snow, but for persistence; Because it has a faint fragrance, independence does not depend on it. I wish you stick to yourself, be brave and successful, and be indomitable on the road of life.

8. Rain requires clothes and flowers, and brothers love sisters. Spring breeze blows on the threshold, and I am worried about my thoughts; If Yushan Mountain hadn't met for the first time, love would have been transmitted by SMS. I will meet Yaotai under the moon, and my life will be sweet and sweet; May all lovers be well, and everything will be fine.

9. Say goodbye to the colorful clouds in Bai Di and take time off to play; Jiangling is a thousand miles away, and it is not difficult to return it in one day by train or plane. Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait kept crying, and their happy mood became countless. The canoe has crossed Chung Shan Man, and every day is a new day. May you go out to play more, and don't be afraid to spend money! Happiness is the most important.

10, Wan Li sand of Jiuqu Yellow River, you can have whatever you want. Waves and winds swept from the horizon, and you were lucky. Now go straight to the galaxy, no one can compare with you. Let's go to Penny Weaver's house, drink, eat fish and eat duck. I wish your dreams come true, your life is moist and your future is infinite.