A: There is a saying.
Ah, what?
A: Scholars do their best.
B: That's right.
A: People try their best to sing.
Oh, yes.
You saw me.
Ah, and you?
A: Have a look.
Hmm.
A: Ah.
B: Ah.
A: This manner.
B: ah, this demeanor.
A: This kind of temperament.
Hmm.
A: This is also a-
Oh, don't tell me, I really understand what you are doing.
A: Good eye.
Yeah, that's right.
You said I was-
B: East Station.
A: Oh.
B: Hey, two words.
A: Oh, stationmaster.
B: Thief.
A: This person, this language.
B: Alas, alas.
A: He is also uncivilized.
B: No, no, learned people, there is no boasting here.
Shame on you.
B: Oh, it's embarrassing again.
A: Alas, I can't talk to you.
Ouch, what's the matter?
A: I am alone, well, every day.
B: Why?
A: alive.
Hmm.
A: Let's go.
B: Ah.
A: All aspects.
B: Yes, yes.
A: It's all routine.
Oh, great.
A: Hehehe.
Well, what are the rules?
A: Get up in the morning.
B: Ah.
I want to box.
B: Hey, sports.
A: Sword dancing.
B: OK. practice
A: Playing chess.
Yes, use your head.
A: Fishing.
B: Hey, it's a good pastime.
A: Drawing.
B: Hey, that's right.
A: Write.
Not bad.
A: Take a picture.
Hmm.
A: Urine kang.
B: Pee, huh? Let's stay for a while. Urinating kang? !
A: No.
B: Huh?
Ah, do the math.
B: Hey, it's okay. What did you do with the accounts?
Well, that won't do. Then you don't understand.
B: Ah.
A: I don't understand.
B: Huh?
A: How can I pay what I owe others?
B: Ah.
A: people owe me.
B: Ah.
A: What should I do?
B: Yes.
A: Yes.
B: Hehe, so you are a little learned.
A: Not at all.
Ah-ah.
A: what do you mean, learn a little?
Hmm.
A: There are many college students and professors here. People don't talk about my knowledge, so be more.
Oh, and you?
A: Every day.
B: Ah.
A: Singing poetry.
Ouch.
A: Make friends. Wow, making friends through writing.
B: Hey. Can you still write poetry?
A: Oh.
B: Huh?
You, don't be angry.
B: Ah, why am I angry?
A: Poetry.
B: Ah.
A: Hehehe.
B: What about you?
A: I can't be nicknamed a poet.
B: Oh. Poet?
My seat is wet.
B: Ah, it's good this time. I didn't pee on the kang and I peed my pants again.
Who peed his pants?
B: The seat is wet.
No matter where I sit, I always think of writing poems.
Oh, wow.
A: You don't believe it, in front of everyone.
B: Ah.
You, you're welcome
I see.
Let's make gestures.
Oh, let me see.
A: Alas.
B: Of course.
Let me ask you a question.
Ask me a question.
A: If you ask a question, I will give you an answer immediately.
B: Let's talk about these five elements.
A: Five elements?
B: Gold, wood, water, fire and earth.
A: That's all right.
Ah, nothing.
A: Five elements.
B: Ah.
A: Five elements, two instruments, four images and eight diagrams.
Oh, no, no, no, that won't do. Let's not write poetry.
Oh, shit.
B: Take these five words as the title.
A: Oh.
I have an idea.
A: Yes.
B: Let's talk about this gold first.
Oh, Kim.
B: I said four poems.
A: Yes.
B: One of them should be an ancient man.
Well, in the past.
But what about you? There are still four poems to say after that.
Oh, the same as yours.
Well, he is also an ancient man.
A: Yes.
B: This ancient man, two ancient men, will live in the same generation.
This is the hardest part.
B: It must rhyme with the quotation.
A: Oh.
B: Finally, four small words should be added.
A: Wow.
B: Alas.
A: This is extremely difficult.
Well, I told you you didn't know.
Oh, the way you came.
Let me tell you a story. Listen.
Well, you spill it once.
Oh, what is this?
A: Yang Yang, Yang Yang.
B: Come on.
Well, let's see.
Oh, yes. Hey, why am I like this?
A: Just tell me that you have a set, and I'll listen to it first.
Oh, yes.
Let me listen to this.
B: Let's take gold as an example.
A: Yes, yes.
B: The golden hammer rotates up and down.
A: This is the first sentence.
B: That's right.
A: Then I'll listen to the second sentence.
B: The two armies hit each other with golden cicadas.
A: Well, the golden cicada is hammered out.
B: That's right.
A: What about those three sentences?
B: Everyone knows Yue Yunyong.
A: Yes. The ancients were Yue Yun.
B: Alas.
A: Four sentences?
B: Strength can pull out Mount Tai.
A: OK.
Well, how about that?
A: OK, OK, OK.
B: Ah.
A: The golden cicada was shaken by a hammer.
Alas, the ancients were Yue Yun.
Listen to me.
B: Go ahead.
A: clearer than yours.
B: All right, go ahead.
A: It's clearer than you said.
B: OK.
Listen.
B: Alas.
A: A pair of golden hammers rotate up and down.
B: Two words?
A: The two armies attacked each other.
B: Hey, three sentences?
A: Everyone knows Yue Yunyong.
Well, four?
A: Strength can pull out Mount Tai.
Who are you, an ancient man?
A: So is Yue Yun.
Yue Yun (meanwhile), let's go. What are you looking for?
Is the room leaking?
I haven't heard of it.
A: What the hell? Bang.
Oh, I'm finished. What are you talking about?
A: That's not true.
B: You have to find another one.
A: Oh.
B: Alas, alas.
I have to find another one.
B: It must be written in gold.
A: That's good.
Hmm.
Kim,
Kim.
A: A golden gun shakes prestige with one shot.
Oh? Two words?
A: Killing one million soldiers in Wu Shu.
Hmm. Three sentences?
Qin Gui won 12 gold medals.
Well, four sentences?
A: Yue Fei died in a potted plant.
Well, my ancestor is Yue Yun.
A: I'm Yue Fei.
B: Huh? Listen to my four little words.
Let me hear your four words.
B: Father and son heroes.
A: Ah.
B: Ah.
Be loyal to your father.
No. What do you mean when I say you want to be cheap?
Who wants a bargain?
B: Ah.
Who wants a bargain? You did it.
Did you catch up?
A: Catch up. You should say Yue Fei first. I am in Yue Yun.
B: That's good.
A: Anything else? Will it happen again?
B: Let's change it.
A: Change careers.
B: Let's say this wooden character.
A: well, how can I put it?
B: A person still has four words to say.
A: Oh, still four sentences.
Is this all right?
Yes, I will listen to you. What is the first sentence?
A woman with green hair.
A: OK, OK. What is the second sentence?
Garden Yue Bai hates heaven.
A: You're right. Third, third sentence?
B: Wang Yunqiao has formulated a series of strategies.
A: So, what about the fourth sentence?
B: alienate father and son, The Story Of Diu Sim.
A: The Story Of Diu Sim.
B: Alas.
Who are you, an ancient man?
B: The Story Of Diu Sim.
Well, that's good.
You say.
A: I said.
Hmm.
A: A golden gun shakes prestige with one shot.
B: Oh, dead, dead.
Answer: Iron Gun No.1. . . . . .
Wood, what's with the iron gun?
A: Wood.
B: Wood.
A: Wood.
B: Huh?
A: They are all dead.
B: Hi, what happened?
A: What's the matter? Can't fight hard.
Well, you're right.
Yes, it is.
B: Ah. Wood.
A: Wood.
Hmm.
A: The heroic beauty outside the wooden fence.
B: Well, two words?
A: Let's go to Fengyige.
B: Well, three sentences?
A: I looked up and saw The Story Of Diu Sim.
B: Four sentences?
Answer: Lu Bu painted halberds and stabbed traitors.
B: Oh.
A: Hum.
Well, that's good.
A: Hey, hey.
B: Listen to my four small words.
A: What is it?
B: Ah.
Who are you?
B: The ancients, The Story Of Diu Sim.
A: I'm Lu Bu.
Yes,
A: Alas.
B: It's cheaper again.
Who wants a discount?
B: Ah.
Who wants a discount?
B: Huh?
You caught the chimney on the boat.
Hello, ok.
A: Alas.
B: Yes, yes. Listen to my four words.
Let me hear it.
B: Make eyes.
I am. I was distracted.
Why are you unhappy?
Your flirting.
Hello.
A: I'm not upset yet.
Oh, my fault.
After all, I blame you.
B: this time, it's hard for you.
Will you give me a hard time?
Let's say the word water.
A: Water, water.
B: Don't say four words.
A: How much is it?
Everybody say something.
A: Oh.
B: There must be ancients in the sentence.
Oh, that's hard.
B: It takes another generation for two people.
A: Yes, yes, yes.
B: Ah, the thimble has been numb. Let's go and find it.
A: OK.
B: Is that all right?
A: OK.
Listen to me.
You say.
B: Water.
A: Water, water.
B: The blue bridge is full of water, Lan Ruilian.
A: Yes.
B: The ancients were Lan Ruilian.
I am.
B: Ah.
A: Wei Jingyuan by the lotus pond.
B: Wei Jingyuan?
A: Lan Ruilian.
Oh, wow. This is a pair of lovers.
A: They are beautiful.
Oh, no, no, no. All right, listen.
A: Hey, hey.
Where is the RMB?
A: Yuan.
B: Yuanmen saved Mu.
Yes, I am. The brave Zongbao came to the account.
B: Yes. Past marriage, white snake.
I am. My son looks like Xu Xian.
Wow, that's great.
A: Yes.
B: The immortal taught Liu Jinding martial arts.
A: I'm Jun Baonan, the brand of Ding Beer Service.
Hmm.
A: Gao Junbao from Liu Jinding.
Men are not as brave as Fan Lihua.
A: Xue Dingshan, the Third Army.
B: Yes.
A: Hey, hey.
Hmm.
A: Couples.
B: Zhuang's daughter who studied art in front of the mountain.
A: A woman met Luo Cheng to get married.
Wow, he really found it.
A: Alas.
This is the end of the Milky Way.
A: Nine days' walk.
B: Wow, chasing the sky again. How beautiful Pan Jinlian is.
A: See me. Ximen Qing is here.
What does it look like? Go to the border to find a husband.
A: Come to me. Fan Xiliang hasn't returned it.
Hmm. I'm sorry to sit upstairs.
I'm Song Laosan, who took the stage and killed Xi.
Hmm. Three halls come together to be Jade Hall Spring.
A: From Wang Jinlong to Henan in spring.
Hmm.
A: Hum.
Conan woke up Lin Daiyu.
A: The jade wrist rests on Baoyu's shoulder.
Who brought it to you? Shoulder.
A: Shoulder.
B: Mulan with golden armor on her shoulders. Hey, hey, come on.
A: Impossible.
B: Mulan.
A: Huh?
B: Big girl.
A: Big girl.
B: Not married.
A: Not married?
B: Hey, hey. What are you doing this time?
A: This is really beautiful.
B: Hey, hey.
A: You are not married, are you?
B: That's right.
A: I'll go
You, what are you doing?
A: It is quite appropriate for me not to get married.
What are you going to do? You have to say something next.
A: Ah.
B: Lan.
A: Lana.
B: Ah. Mulan. Ian.
A: Wei Jingyuan by Lanchi. Ha ha.
B: Yuanmen saved Mu.
A: Hero Zongbao has arrived.
B: White Snake was married in her last life.
A: Zizi looks like Xu Xian.
Oh, that's ridiculous.
A: What's the matter?
Wow, I can't beat you.
A: oh, I can't help it. Come on, come on, come on
B: say the word fire.
A: Fire.
B: Let's say something this time.
A: Four sentences.
I need a thimble to continue the anesthesia.
Oh, that's hard.
There must be a story in this.
A: There is a story.
B: Alas. That's right.
A: Ah.
B: There are four small words at the end.
A: Yes, yes, yes.
B: You can start with a word and end with a word.
A: Yes, yes.
B: Listen.
A: You go first.
B: Fire.
A: Fire.
B: The new grave is surrounded by burning paper.
A: The grave.
There is a beautiful woman by the grave.
A: People.
Everyone is like me.
A: Me.
My husband died young.
A: Oh.
Do you know the content?
A: This little widow.
The little widow went into the grave.
The little widow went into the grave.
Alas, hey hey. All right, go ahead.
A: Think about words. Don't be busy.
Ah, it's on fire.
A: Fire.
B: Ah.
A: it's on fire this time.
B: Oh, it's on fire.
A: The cremation paper is scattered.
Well, it's over.
A: young people walking.
Han.
A: The man is unmarried.
B: Get married.
Who is to blame for marriage?
Well, you have a lot of resentment.
A: Complaints.
Where's mine? It's Yin.
A: Yin. Who are you?
B: Four small words? Marriage has a share.
A: May you marry me.
No, not at all. Why should I marry you?
A: How about that? Cann't run away
Wow.
A: Hey, hey.
B: Nothing but cheap.
A: Yes, if it's cheap.
B: OK.
A: Anything else?
B: Let's say the last word this time.
Which word?
B: local people.
A: Earth, earth will do.
B: That's it. The thimble has been numb. Four sentences for one person.
A: Yes, yes.
B: Listen.
Did I hear your first sentence?
B: Earth.
A: Earth.
B: The exotic flowers and herbs outside the garden smell fragrant.
A: Two sentences.
B: Shanti is reclining on the ivory bed.
A: Well, what about those three sentences?
B: I often think about my lover in bed.
A: Four sentences?
B: The third watch wants to be with you.
A: OK.
B: Ah.
Mine.
Well, whatever you say. Earth.
A: Earth.
Hmm.
A: After traveling in Tu Shan, turn around.
Well, yes.
Answer: When you come back, gently enter the Louvre.
Well, yes.
A: Call a good wife in your account.
B: Yes.
A: Tell your gums to blow out.
B: Oh. Your ass is blowing.
A: Alas.
I'm Lang.
A: Alas.
B: Listen to my four small words.
What are your four little words?
B: Lang came to sleep.
Blow out the lights.
B: Huh?
Read the newspaper.
B: Let's go!
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