1. Fairy tales are interesting and humorous.
On Sunday, the king wants a beautiful sweater. He called the animals together and said, "whoever knits me a beautiful and soft sweater, I will give him a medal." After that, the king took out a glittering medal, and the animals ran home for fear that the medal would be taken away by other animals.
Soon, the spider came, and he said confidently, "Your Majesty, please put it on!" Hardly had the king put on his clothes when he made a big hole in it. The spider saw something bad and ran away despondently.
Then Mrs. Hedgehog said confidently, "Your Majesty, please put on the clothes I knitted for you!" " "This dress looks very strong, but there are many thorns inside. The king, who didn't know there were thorns on his clothes, just put his hand into his sleeve and shouted, "Somebody, take off your clothes quickly! "When the king calmed down, he said," This hedgehog is so bold that he stabbed me and put her in a cell! " "Hearing this, the hedgehog wife hurried away. A bodyguard was on the verge of catching up with Mrs. Hedgehog, but Mrs. Hedgehog stabbed the bodyguard with a thorn. Finally, Mrs. Hedgehog escaped smoothly.
Silkworm girl is here again. She took out a colorful sweater with Mickey Mouse on it! Silkworm girl said, "Please put it on!" After the first two "lessons", the king carefully touched the outside and inside of his clothes to make sure there was no danger before putting on his clothes with peace of mind. Oh, how comfortable! Give it a medal!
The king called the animals together again and said, "I want to give this medal to an animal-Silkworm Girl!" " The applause in the forest was deafening, and the medal read "King of Weaving in the Forest".
That medal sparkles, how beautiful it is!
2. Fairy Tale Encyclopedia Funny Humor Part II
Mother Bear picked many vegetables and fruits, put them in her house in Xiao Mu, and piled them at the door. Mother bear and her two cubs have to live outside the door.
It rained, and the rushing rain poured on their faces and bodies, and they were soaked to the skin. "Mom, why don't we put the fruit outside and hide in the house?" Mother Bear said, "That's impossible. You will lose it outside. "
One day, as soon as Bear picked up the newspaper, he looked at it and said, "Let's build a fruit house." So they built two small fruit houses. The roof is lined with bananas, the walls are made of papaya and vines, the window frames are inlaid with apples and pears, and then the doors of the hut are strung together with hawthorn.
So the fruit hut was born. Bear lives on the left, Xiong Er lives on the right, and Mother Bear lives in the middle, each with a room, which is spacious and comfortable. Leftover vegetables, fruits and clever bears made a lot of furniture, tables, chairs and beds with them. ...
At night, a little wild boar came to steal fruit. He saw a bunch of hanging hawthorn, and his mouth watered. He went to pull hawthorn skewers. Before he could pull it down, the bear rushed out of it and shouted, "Stop thief! Catch a thief! " The wild boar was frightened: "Mom!" The bear hid in the fruit pile and guarded it. "He ran away in horror.
Mother bear said happily, "our little bear is really smart." Living in a fruit house is safer than locking the fruit in the house. " How wonderful this preservation method is! "
3. Fairy Tale Encyclopedia Funny Humor Part III
One day, King Tiger in the forest was drunk and said in a daze, "Ah! Attention, everyone! I'm going to hold the jumping forest festival tomorrow afternoon! " As soon as the voice fell, everyone posted newspapers all over the forest and soon it was crowded with people.
The first one to appear is the little frog. It squatted down first, put its palm on the ground, and stretched out its long tongue from time to time to eat insects in the sky. Then it jumped up with a kick, like a small green rocket, but only jumped one meter away. The audience shouted: "Come on, it's too close, not cool enough, anyone can jump one meter!" "
The second contestant is our little rabbit. Rabbit's ears are as straight as a cannon, and his body is squatting. When he jumped up, his ears were flat like a word and his legs stood straight, but the kangaroo said unconvinced, "My mother jumped much farther than you!" " "
Mother kangaroo jumped onto the platform. She crouched down first, pushed her hind legs back and jumped out. She jumped into a big tree, which made her feel that her bones were going to break. The kangaroo poked its head out of the bag and asked curiously, "What's the matter?" The audience smiled and said, "It's so cute!"
Finally, the king announced that the kangaroo jumped up and won the trophy.
4. Fairy Tales: Interesting and Humorous Chapter 4
In the morning, the kitten came to school and found that her good friend, Little Rabbit Yaya, had not come yet. After a few minutes, she still didn't come. What happened to Bonnie?
At this time, the goat teacher came in and said to everyone, "Ya Ya has chicken pox!" " Piggy looked puzzled and said, "What is chickenpox? "The dog barked eagerly and asked the teacher," Is chicken pox uncomfortable? The teacher said, "Chickenpox is an infectious disease." It's just a lump that grows on the body. It's itchy like a small blister, but you can't catch it with your hands. If you scratch it, you will leave an ugly scar! "The bird twittered and frowned, shook its head and said," No, no, I don't want to be infected! " "
One day passed, two days passed, three days passed ... a week passed, and the little rabbit still didn't come. How much people miss ya ya! Kitty thought of a way to get everyone in the class to write a greeting card to Ya Ya and send it to Ya Ya.
The next day, the students brought beautiful greeting cards, including round, rectangular, square, five-pointed star and butterfly ... The dog Wang Wang made a bone-shaped greeting card, which said, "How are you, Little Rabbit?" I wish you happiness at home! Don't worry, you can read more books at home! Amy made a card in the shape of love, which said, "Little Rabbit, I miss you very much during these days when you are ill." "I hope you will recover soon and return to our warm family!"
At night, the kitten is also called Yaya. Yaya said happily, "seeing your greeting cards has made my illness a little better." Hearing your voice made my illness a little better. In a few days, my illness will be fine! " Mimi jumped and said, "Great! Great! I hope you can return to our warm classroom as soon as possible! " Cheerful laughter came from both ends of the phone!
5. Fairy Tale Encyclopedia Funny Humor Chapter 5
When the autumn wind is rustling and the leaves on the trees are about to fall off, the earth presents a bleak scene. Winter, winter has quietly come to us.
Small animals in the forest are preparing for winter. The hedgehog has dug enough caves for the winter, the snake is ready to hibernate with her mother, and the bear has prepared food for the whole winter. Seeing that his companions are all ready for the winter, the little rabbit is not willing to lag behind. It is also preparing for a quiet winter.
Many carrots are planted in the rabbit field. It's time to dig them out, but what about so many carrots? Rabbits can't dig so many carrots by themselves. The rabbit is in a hurry. Just as he was in a hurry, his friends, the little monkey, the little goat and the little pig came over. When they saw the rabbit in such a hurry, they were all willing to help the rabbit. Little Nutbrown hare was very happy. With the help of his friends, all the carrots in the field were dug up in a short time. Bunny generously offered many carrots to his friends to taste, but his friends refused. They just want to help rabbits and don't want to eat carrots. Everyone finished their work and said goodbye to the rabbit happily. "Friend, see you next year!" Everyone left by themselves. What good friends the rabbit has!
6. Fairy tales are interesting and humorous.
In a cold winter, a woodpecker lived in a tree in the forest. Its food is too much for him alone. He thought, "There is so much food that I can't finish it alone. I think I can build a big supermarket. If I put the food in the supermarket, I can give it to others. " So the woodpecker quickly put on his cotton-padded coat and flew out.
It took the woodpecker several hours to find a huge piece of wood. He thought, "I can make a big supermarket with this piece of wood." So the woodpecker pecked this piece of wood with its sharp beak into a "winter forest supermarket". The woodpecker is very happy. He flew back, put the food in the supermarket and said, "You can sell the food."
Then a little squirrel came. Woodpecker saw the little squirrel and said to the little squirrel, "Hello, little squirrel, come and see my forest supermarket!" " "The little squirrel said," no need. I already have a lot of pine cones, so I don't need to buy food. " So the little squirrel went away.
After a while, another little monkey came. The woodpecker saw the little monkey and said to the little monkey, "Hello, little monkey, come and see my forest supermarket." The little monkey said no, I already have a lot of bananas, so I don't need to buy food. " So the little monkey left, too
After a while, another hamster came. The woodpecker saw the hamster and said to the hamster, "Hello, hamster, come and see my forest supermarket!" " The hamster said, "well, I just have no food." I'm going to find food now. I can also spend less effort. "So the hamster ran to the woodpecker's forest supermarket like the wind, and the woodpecker and hamster were very happy.
This is woodpecker's winter forest supermarket.
7. Fairy Tales: Funny and Humorous Chapter 7
The hungry fox saw a string of crystal clear grapes hanging on the grape rack, and his mouth watered. He wants to pick it and eat it, but he can't. After watching it for a while, he left helplessly. As he walked, he comforted himself and said, "This grape is not ripe yet. It must be sour."
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful flower and a hardworking bee. One day, they met.
"Hey, hey, who is this? I said, bee, you are so ugly that you don't feel inferior. You have a good attitude. If I were you, I would be ashamed to death. " Butterfly sneers.
The little bee was just about to argue when she suddenly remembered what her mother said to it, "whatever you do, remember, don't compare with others." As long as you serve others diligently, someone will like you. "
The bee didn't answer the butterfly.
Finally, people like bees more and more, but they hate butterflies more and more. Butterfly, it's too late to regret it now.
There is a lazy and proud peacock and a hardworking and kind sparrow in the forest. Proud peacocks look down on sparrows and often taste their shortcomings.
One day, the peacock said to his companion, "The sparrow is really far away in winter!" " Why are you looking for food now? "Then he went to show off his feathers to others.
But the diligent sparrow didn't take this sentence to heart and continued to search for food desperately.
In a blink of an eye, winter has arrived. The peacock has only been dressed up for a day, but still can't find anything to eat. But now he realizes that he is wrong. It was too late, and the snow covered the mountain early. Peacock was frozen to death alive.
8. Fairy Tale Encyclopedia Funny Humor Chapter 8
Huh? Why do you put music downstairs, hang lanterns and hand out leaflets in the office? It turns out that this dog is called black mulberry, and it runs a restaurant. Foodies come with me to have a look.
The door is full of customers, but strangely, you can't go in!
The first guest, Xiao Zilan, walked into the shop. She said, "Give me a braised fish!" "
"ok!" Dog black mulberry said.
After a while, the dog black mulberry brought a big bowl of "braised fish bones" and said, "This is your dish."
"Ah! I want fish, not fishbones! Give you a bad review. " Kitten Zilan said.
"How delicious bones are! Don't eat me! " The dog black mulberry wondered.
Later, Tiger Grandpa Rorschach and Wolf Aunt Augustus also entered the restaurant. Grandpa Hu ordered roast whole sheep, while Aunt Wolf ordered fried rabbits. The dog named Blake Sang was very happy. He wagged his tail to find a good seat for the guests and greeted them excitedly: "Welcome, I'm sure you will be very satisfied!" "
After a while, the dog black mulberry served the guests two big meals: roast whole sheep bones, stir-fry rabbit ribs, sprinkle with seasoning, and steaming. The room is full of delicious food, which is really appetizing. The dog said politely, "You two, please enjoy your meal!" "
Grandpa Tiger and Aunt Wolf, look at me, I look at you, frowning deeply, shaking their heads from side to side and saying, "We want mutton and rabbit meat!" " "Dog black mulberry also said strangely," bones are more nutritious than meat. This is the specialty of our shop. It's delicious! " "
Grandpa Tiger and Aunt Wolf both gave bad reviews!
The dog named Black Sang came home and said to his mother, "Mom, why does everyone give me bad reviews ..."
"Because you didn't give them what they wanted. Just because you like bones doesn't mean everyone likes them. " Mom said. The dog black mulberry realized this.
Later, the dog's restaurant was changed into a buffet, with plenty of food, delicious taste, thoughtful service and prosperous business. People like to eat here.
9. Fairy Tale Encyclopedia Funny Humor Chapter 9
Little snail started a courier company, and the news spread all over the forest. Animals came to congratulate, and the forest was as lively as a festival.
The little monkey came to the little snail with a letter. He said, "Little snail, I wrote a letter to my dog shoe and invited it to my house to enjoy the peach blossoms. Please send him there! " "
The little snail took this letter and went on his way.
I don't know how long it took. On this day, the little monkey was playing at home and the puppy came. He said, "I came early this morning after receiving a letter from the little snail. Let's go to see peach blossoms! " "
When the little monkeys and puppies came to Taolin, they couldn't see the peach blossoms. They just finished eating. ...
Bear found a small sapling at the foot of the mountain, planted it in a big flowerpot, and asked the little snail to give it to his mother. The little snail set off happily.
I don't know how long it took, but the snail came to Mother Bear's house, and Mother Bear came to get the saplings. Unexpectedly, the sapling became an apple tree.
It's very kind of my son! Send me an apple, and I won't have to buy an apple.
The little snail met a caterpillar on the road. He said, "Little snail, can you do me a favor?" The little snail agreed without hesitation: "no problem, caterpillar!" " "You take me to my grandmother's house! A few months later, the little snail came. He didn't see the caterpillar when he opened the door. The little snail was anxious and looked everywhere, but there was no one there. The little snail stayed by the car, and suddenly a butterfly flew out. The little butterfly said, "Little snail, don't look for me. I'm a caterpillar." "
Children, look, the snail's express delivery company has become a slow delivery company! If you get on the snail express, I'm afraid you'll all be adults when you get off!
10. Fairy tales, funny humor, Chapter 10
With the help of Brother Kangaroo, the new road in front of Xiong's house is finally completed! However, trees should be planted by the roadside. We call these trees "street trees", which can purify the air. Father bear pulled a car full of trees, which is a big problem. Every tree has to dig a hole. If you ask the master to dig with a hoe, when will it be finished? Father bear thought about it, but he couldn't think of a good way. Unexpectedly, this matter was known by Little Bear. Little bear cried happily, "I have an idea, I have an idea!" " "
"If there is a way, don't say it quickly. Your father is in a hurry. " Mother bear said in a hurry. "With an excavator, every pit is dug with an excavator. Can't you save time? " The bear said proudly.
"Yes, this method is good! Adopt it immediately! " Papa bear said excitedly. Everyone gave Bear a thumbs-up and praised him as the best!
Father Bear quickly rented an excavator, and this time they invited Brother Pig. Brother pig inserted the key into the keyhole, and the excavator went straight to the side of the road, found a suitable place, and began to dig spoon by spoon with the excavator. After a while, I dug a big and deep pit. Papa bear clapped his hands happily: "This is really fast, this is really fast!" " "