Funny single self-deprecating quotes and funny sentences 1
1. When I am without you at night, I think of you as a pillow; when I am without you during the day, I think of you as the sun. ;One day when I really don’t have you, I will be nothing but a skeleton. This Valentine’s Day, please don’t let me turn into a skeleton!
2. I will give you a home in my heart. When I am tired, I will always be waiting for you.
3. People say that longing for loves is painful, and separation is painful in the heart. I said it’s hard to miss each other, and it’s hard to meet each other when the mountains are high and the roads are far away. A little sad and full of emotions, Hongdou should be speechless.
4. Love is the hard work of caring about you; love is the loneliness of missing you; love is the happiness of embracing each other; love is the everlasting protection; love is my silent longing for you. .
5. I just don’t want to give anyone a chance to be with you.
6. It’s hard to forget the first time we met. Your smiling eyes and silent expression are always so beautiful. Falling in love with you is inevitable. Don’t let me be lonely anymore. I will keep working hard. Your job will make you live a happy and joyful life!
7. Is it funny? It feels so strange not to have you by my side. Can you stay with me for the rest of your life?
8. Let me accompany you. God sends you a generous gift. There are no gorgeous words to express sincere friendship. There is only one heart that will beat for you forever. That is my true feeling, no matter day or night. Always thinking about you.
9. How many times have I walked by your window; how many times have I been unable to speak; how many dreams have made me smile endlessly with you; how many roads have I hoped you would walk with me; looking at the unknown 2012, I know , I can finally say my words to you, *** After you meet for a year, no matter what happens in the world, my sincerity will always be with you!
10. I wonder if loving you is a considerate reason?
11. In the past life, I put the ring between your fingers, and your chest was imprinted with my breath. In this life, I am looking for you. Dreams are lingering in my soul, red silk is lingering, flying in the world of mortals. Where are you? I circle the past life just to allow you the love in this life!
12. Because they are of the same kind...that’s why they are attracted...
13. I shed tears when I am happy, and I am intoxicated when I am happy; I am still young when I love, and I only realize it when I understand love; I envy my home when I don’t have one, but I always feel tired when I have one. Life is sometimes boring, and emotions are sometimes too sad. I only wish that my blessings will be with you forever!
14. Maybe you have forgotten our eternal oath; maybe you have forgotten our past; maybe I allow tens of millions of possibilities, but I do not allow you to completely forget me.
15. Please be the treasure in my hand. Funny self-deprecating quotes for singles Funny sentences 2
1. Although I don’t have a room, not a ridge of land, am not tall, and am not beautiful, I have a sincere heart that will always love you. This is A heart can create the most beautiful miracles and the most moving scenery in the world.
2. Chewing your name, I feel tenderness; chanting your name, it is particularly warm; calling your name, I feel warm; writing your name, the pond full of lotus flowers is full of your warmth.
3. There is only one glass of love wine. Hold it carefully and hand it into your lover's hand. Don't be careless. Once you overturn the wine glass, you have to add some water and give it to your lover again. Next one. Because there is only one glass of wine of love.
4. I really want to hold you from now on, hold you tightly, and go to God...
5. Love is a kind of integrity, which requires paying a price. Yes, if you don’t love or can’t bear it, then don’t open your heart easily. Temptation and loneliness are not the reasons for love!
6. Liking someone is a feeling. Not liking someone is a fact. Facts are easy to explain, but feelings are hard to describe. My love for you is equally indescribable, I love you.
7. There is a kind of oath called eternal alliance, there is a promise called sea dryness and stone breaking, there is a faith called love like a solid stone, there is a love that will accompany you for the rest of your life, I will love you for the rest of your life, my dear, I will love you forever. No change, may you and I grow old hand in hand!
8. If you are careful, I am relieved. If you are greedy, I will be cautious. If you are determined, I will be sad. If you are enthusiastic, I will be considerate. If you are unfaithful, I will be heartbroken. A text message will express my heart to you. I wish you the best. Good intentions, I love you sincerely.
9. It’s not a coincidence that you and I met, but we were destined to be together; it’s not a coincidence that you and I fell in love, but we were destined to love each other. Never regret the ups and downs, hold your hand to face difficulties, stormy waves are not scary, you are waiting forever.
10. Love is wonderful and poisonous. Every day with him is so sweet and important. There are no doubts in my heart. There is a strong heartbeat of happiness in my arms. Every second I spend with you is... The beauty of future memories.
11. I made a wish in front of Buddha, hoping that I would be transformed into a small tree and stand beside the road you pass by every day.
I will fill the branches with love and longing, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!
12. Sitting alone in the lovesickness chair, holding the lovesickness pen in hand, looking at the lovesickness moon, thinking of you who misses you, writing the lovesickness letter, every word of lovesickness, every drop of lovesickness tears, everyone misses you, heaven. The sea is blue and deep, I love you for real!
13. The moon at night is the most beautiful, and the stars at night are the most moving. We agreed to go see the moon and the meteor shower. At the moment when the meteors passed by, we made a wish: to cherish each other until forever!
14. I really want to go see you, stare at you quietly, use my trembling arms to hug you gently and with my heart; I really want to go see you, stare at you stupidly, and use my gentle The tip of my tongue, licking away your excited tears.
15. Tea should be drunk until the conversation is tasteless; wine should be drunk and never wake up; people should be loved deeply. The kind of person who wants to continue to love in the next life; the person you want to love forever is the person looking at the phone now.
16. Soaring in the sky is the happiness of birds; swimming under the water is the happiness of fish; galloping freely is the happiness of galloping horses; loving you and loving you is my happiness. Every moment I miss you, every second I miss you, is my happiest moment. Love you all my life, be happy with you, and be happy in this life!
17. Cheerfulness and elegance hold hands and plant evergreen trees of happiness; kindness and loyalty tie together to cultivate a peaceful land; our love and understanding each other paint a picture of happiness. I love you, my baby, you will always be hidden in my heart, warm and loving.
18. Last night, I saw myself in your eyes. I hope you can look into my eyes often. You will definitely find that it is all about you! In my tearful eyes, there is still only your presence.
19. When you need someone to listen, I am here; when you need a warm embrace, I am here; when you need someone to hold your hand, I am here. You know when you need someone to wipe away your sad tears? I'm right here.
20. Tell you that this is summer, and every flower is blooming brightly. Tell you that the truth is speechless. I pay attention to your every day. I want the flowers to bloom like your smile. Let me My thoughts about you are sweet... Funny self-deprecating quotes for singles 3 Funny sentences
1. Strategies for single men and women on Valentine's Day: ① Make a phone call to book all the big bed rooms in the hotel; ② Go to the streets to slap other people's boyfriends Slap and then cry bitterly; ③ Go to the cinema and buy out all the single seats; ④ Hold a child and recognize the father; ⑤ Go to the street to sell flowers, and when you see a couple, say: Buy a bouquet of flowers for your mother! ⑥ Don’t pay the bill when eating, and when leaving, point to someone else’s boyfriend and say: My ex-husband bought it; ⑦ Go to QQ friend impressions, the man writes: ex-husband. The woman wrote: The child’s mother.
2. The person who is going to marry me in the future, please do less sorry things to me on Valentine’s Day. Thank you.
3. Don’t tell me Happy Valentine’s Day unless you want to spend it with me.
4. I’m not afraid of spending Valentine’s Day alone. What I’m afraid of is spending it with someone else, with the person I like.
5. Let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year’s Day alone, let me spend Valentine’s Day alone, and if you have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.
6. "Are you still alone on Valentine's Day?" "Nima, am I going to turn into a dog!"
7. Saying that it's good to be single, But when I see a couple, I still fall silent.
8. O God! Give me a lover. Valentine's Day is coming soon. I have already spent many Singles' Days. I don't want to have to watch other people celebrate Valentine's Day!
9. On Valentine’s Day, I played Lianliankan at home, killing every pair.
10. If anyone shows affection in front of me on Valentine’s Day, I will take a photo. When you get married and it’s not that person, I will put the photo in a red envelope and send it to you!
11. Valentine’s Day has never happened once, but I’ve always been there for Singles’ Day!
12. We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, and we don’t have anyone to express our feelings to on April Fool’s Day. It’s better to have someone to worship on Qingming Festival.
13. No gifts will be accepted for Valentine’s Day this year, only boyfriends will be accepted.
14. “What should I do if I don’t have a lover on Valentine’s Day?” “If there are no dead people in the house during Qingming Festival, how many more will be killed?”
15. Children who don’t feel safe always sleep Like to hug the quilt. Funny self-deprecating quotations for singles, funny sentences 4
1. After my friend posted this harmless face of mine, some guys immediately wanted me on WeChat. My friends were very protective of me, and then I I continued to be a single.
2. My mentality is wrong. I always feel that I am mature and consider too much, but actually I am the most naive. From today on, I will be a kind-hearted single, work hard and be kind to my family, and strive for good rewards for good people. Attached is a picture of a bitch with a big face and good looks.
3. I haven’t seen the marriage certificate yet, so I saw the divorce certificate first. Singles like me also have a hard life, and my mood has always been negative recently due to various things~
4. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming soon, are you still alone? Nonsense, if I am not a human being, will I turn into a dog? In order not to become single, come and choose a gift for the person in your heart.
5. I just want to close myself up and try to lick my wounds. I don’t want to mention the glory of the past, I just want to take every step I take.
6. I've been waiting for you, just to accumulate enough disappointment, enough to convince myself to quit having ambiguous fantasies about you.
7. There are many things in the world that we can’t help ourselves. For example, I miss you so much, but there are too many reasons why I can’t.
8. Time makes love ridiculous. Those who smile Why are people crying
9. First couplet: Last year I was a bachelor, this year I am a bachelor, and next year I will still be a bachelor. Second line: Colleagues have their own ideas, classmates have their own ideas, and everyone of the same age seems to have their own ideas. Hengpi: I am single.
10. If love can be easily given up and said no, then this is not true love.
11. Let me spend Valentine's Day alone, let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year's Day alone, and if you have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.
12. Only when you make yourself good enough can you be qualified to start a good love.
13. Have you ever written a person’s name on a foggy mirror or glass. Then wipe it off hastily.
14. You and I are changing, so why should we live in the past?
15. Valentine’s Day is coming soon, and a rose seller stopped me on the way to get off work and asked: “Pretty boy, buy flowers.” "Why do you want to buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for your girlfriend." "Oh, I don't have a girlfriend. How many flowers can I buy for my girlfriend? It's okay, I'm not short of money!" I took it back... Funny single self-deprecating quotes and funny sentences 5
1. If you were the sun, I would be the earth and I could revolve around you every day. If I were the moon, I would be able to miss you too much. If you circle around me every day, just be a star, okay?
2. Love is love, I don’t care what others think. Even if we are separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, even if we are separated for thousands of years, this feeling will not change and this love will last forever. I want you to know that you occupy my heart.
3. The yellow leaves are withering, that summer is not far away; the white clouds are gray, that time is not hazy; recalling the past, on the moonlit night of Twenty-Four Bridge, the Kawagbo snow is crystal clear; feeling about the present, You are still my only one, you are still my favorite.
4. From the first moment I saw you, I realized that I had finally found my other half. I want to give you a lifetime of happiness, and I firmly believe that I will never waver in my life!
5. I want to hold your hand and watch the fragrance of roses in the morning; I want to hold your hand and watch the splendor of shooting stars at night; I want to hold your hand and watch the beautiful bloom of the four seasons. As long as you are here, happiness is unlimited.
6. I miss you so much that I fall ill, I am obsessed with love, I am excited by love, I fall into the bottom of the peach blossom pool by mistake, I am willing to work hard and give everything! Spend your whole life uncovering the secret, the answer is always you, I will love you forever!
7. Although I am not handsome, my thoughtfulness and tenderness are my sincere love, please don’t take it off; I am just honest, my concern and care are my sincere love, please accept my love.
8. I met you in the vast sea of ????people. From then on, I know what the beauty of life is. Whether it is fate or not, I accept it willingly. I wish you happiness!
9. If a drop of water means I love you, I will give you a Donghai! If a star represents a blessing, I will send you a Milky Way! If you are moved, I am very willing to be by your side.
10. I really want to be your mobile phone, carried in your arms, held in your hands, seen in your eyes, and remembered in your heart. The most important thing is that I kiss you often!
11. Roses bloom in September. There is only you in my heart. I really want to be with you. I have nothing to give you, only the words "I love you"!
12. It is God’s will that you and I meet, mutual understanding is affection, respecting friends is sincerity, mutual understanding is friendship, wanting to see you is my heart, please don’t mind, occasionally offending is unintentional, I hope I want you to be happy.
13. I have worked hard for this moment thousands of times, just to tell you... I like you.
14. Baby, my love, my heart is with you; your heartbeat is connected to my blood, your steps are the beat of my life; even if everything turns into dust, I will always be there. Never give up.
15. If you were the ship with its masts folded and waiting to be berthed in my dream, I would like to be the quiet bay with gentle waves and charming beach.
16. Birds in thousands of mountains will disappear, but care will never end; thousands of traces of people will disappear, but thoughts will never die. A man in a lone boat with a coir raincoat looks into the distance every day; he fishes alone in the snow in the cold river, and the wild geese send blessings. May my dear you have good luck, peace and happiness!
17. Your love is in the air. I take a deep breath, wanting to take the love into my lungs and never be separated. Your love is in the sunshine. I look from a distance and want the sunshine to shine on you. In my heart, I love you every day!
18. We are just two parallel lines. No matter how far we go, we will never meet the end point, and the tears can only be held in my heart... I am afraid of blurring my sight...
19. Our door is like It's two parallel lines that can never face each other frankly.
20. There is no intersection between the left side and the right side where I am.