Imitation of Liu Yuxi’s humble house inscription in 500 words, 10 minutes is OK

Different students' inscriptions

If you don't have many points, you will be prosperous if you are sixty; if you don't work hard at reading, you will win if you can copy. Meeting Duke Zhou during the day and talking about love at night. Ask your parents for food and clothing, and rely on beatings to get in and out. They were talking and laughing about the Three Kingdoms, and there were a lot of people coming and going. You can call your friends and throw wine bottles. I don’t know who Newton is, and I don’t know who Yuanming is. The sky is flying, and youth is gone without a trace. Confucius said: "How do you know?"

Football fans' motto

It doesn't matter if there are too many people, just the same people. You don’t need a lot of money, as long as you have votes, it works. You compete with me on the court, and you keep cheering off the court. There is a doctor in talking and laughing, and there is no high or low in dealings. You can whistle and talk about football. How can it be possible if there are ruthless referees and no crazy fans? British hooligans, Chinese hardcore. My saying goes: just a game.

Profiteer Ming

It doesn’t have to be a high diploma, just an elementary school diploma. It doesn’t need to work on your brain, but it will work if you are mean. This is a shopping mall, and I am the only one who dominates. Sticks were waved everywhere and red envelopes were thrown around. There is money for talking and laughing, and there are endless people coming and going. You can stay in a hotel and pick up girls. No loyal words are offensive, no police work is required. There are smugglers in the south and counterfeiters in the north. The people said: What kind of virtue is there?

Inscription of Corrupt Officials

It doesn’t matter if you have a lot of money, a thousand taels will do the trick. The house is not big, but the villa is fine. This is an officialdom, but he is smart. There are treasures in the stomach and money in the mind. There are royal relatives talking and laughing, but no common people coming and going. You can bully the people and bring down others. There is a motive for accepting bribes and there is suspicion of collusion. Finally, he vented his greed and was sentenced to death. Everyone said: What is the use of it?

Electronic Game Inscription

It doesn’t matter if there are many people, one person will do the trick. It doesn’t matter how much money you have, just a few dollars will make the difference. This is a game, only I control it. The keyboard is pressed crazily and the mouse is clicked wildly. We have companions to talk and laugh with, and there is no harassment when we come and go. Keep your eyes on the screen and read the guide. There is no blame from parents and no work to do. Wujialing, Changsha, Zhuzhou Gas Plant. Chen Jiayun: What’s so cool about it?

Learning Inscription

The way to build a building is to have a good foundation; the way to plant a tree is to have strong roots. If you don't walk or run, you will fall sooner or later. The same goes for learning. How can we lack the basics? If you don't learn the basics well, how can you improve? Where can I find those who reach heaven in one step? There are no tall buildings on flat ground, no trees or grass with broken roots. Only by laying a solid foundation can you learn well. In the way of learning, the foundation is important.

Old Man’s Instructions

As long as you are not young, you are not sick. If you don’t have many children, filial piety comes first. This is the living room, filled with poetry, painting, calligraphy and music. The sunset is infinitely beautiful, and the glow warms the heart. I can do all kinds of talking, learning, teasing, singing and sighing. You can water the flowers and relax. There is no confusion of strife, no pain or suffering. Others sigh, but I smile. Others say: The childlike innocence is still there.

Family Motto

The room is not big, just enough to live in. If there aren't many people, it'll be lively. Although the home is simple, it is very warm. Walking into the small study room, books enter the eyes. Listen to a pop song and watch a good movie. You can chat and talk about your heart. There is no pain or sorrow, only joy and joy, smiling every day and filled with joy every year. Everyone said: Happy family!

Heidian Ming

Wine is not expensive, as long as you can drink it. Smoking is no longer good, but smoking is effective. This is a black shop, only I run it. Sewage is flowing everywhere and the air is smoky. There are hooligans who talk and laugh, and their dealings are not serious. You can smoke opium and pethidine. No loyal words to disturb the ears, no worries of exposure. If you don’t be like Liu Hulan, you should be like Zhang Jun. The court said: No omissions but no omissions!

The inscription of a dangerous building

If the building is not stable, it will have a good reputation. The quality is not good, but the money is good. Although it is a dangerous building, there is still interest in it. The steps are unstable and the cement has no steel bars. Talking, laughing, eating and drinking, going back and forth is not peaceful. You can get bonuses and receive favors. There is no confusion of inspection, no labor of excuse. Corrupt officials take my money, and brokers take silver. People cry: How can An Zhiyou exist?

Smoking inscriptions

There are many brands, but if you have cigarettes, you can do it. Regardless of whether it is true or false, if you can smoke it, it will work. This is a cigarette stall, the best place to make money. Once you smoke it, you will become addicted and the cancer will enter your heart. Talking, laughing and holding a cigarette between mouths, the brands keep changing. It can lift your spirits and pose. No place is pure, no place is free of soot. The king of swallowing clouds in Nanyang is the god of mist-breathing in Western Shu. Smokers say: How can I live without smoking?

Foolish Old Man's Ming

No matter how high the mountain is, it will be level if you have strength. No matter how broad the method is, if you have a heart, you can do it. This is a huge mountain, but only the public dares to do it. The son dug high in the mountains, and the grandson descended into the Bohai Sea. There are descendants in Hedan, and there are no idle people coming and going. The wise old man laughs at the foolish old man, who is not serious. No one is too many to mess with the ears, and no time is too long to work. Foolish Old Man tried his best to clear both mountains. Liezi said: How can there be such foolishness?

Gambling motto

There aren’t many people, so long as you can gamble. Skill does not depend on finesse, but cheating will lead to victory. Si is a gambler and really wants to win. After not sleeping for several days, my body feels light. There are high-ranking officials who participate in gambling, and common people who gather wealth. You can lose tens of thousands of yuan and thousands of gold. There is no risk of stealing and no hard work. You win today, he will win tomorrow. I thought in my heart: God will soon appear!

"Gentleman" inscription

The moon is dark and the wind is high, it is midnight. The streets are peaceful, but you are walking alone. Such a shrewd man is Liang Shangjun. He is quick to climb windows and is quick with wires to open doors. Big brother of tobacco and alcohol, diamond ring VCD. There are also RMB and US dollars. There is huge profit without work, and there is fame without sincerity. Stay at the police station for a while, and you will still be the king when you come out. This gentleman said: Why not do it?

Celebrity Inscription

If the nose is not high, plastic surgery will work. It’s not about fame, it’s about making money. This is a villa, but I am a star. The eyebrows are cut in half and the eyes are half covered. There are rumors when talking and laughing, but there is no true feelings in dealings. You can hit reporters and scold your mother. There is confusion in flattery and labor in quarrels. A lot of foul language was thrown around, and bottles of Coke were poured out.

Fans say: Better than relatives!

Celebrity Ming

If you are not good at acting, you will be famous if you follow the trend. His acting skills are not high, but his support is good. I want to study further, but I don’t have a diploma. Climb wealth behind the scenes and become a star in front of the stage. I had to hire a stand-in for filming, but my actions were not innovative. You can film commercials and become a singer. Without dubbing, it will be confusing to the ears, and without a substitute, the original character will appear. The South won the Golden Horse Award, and the North received a nomination. Youzai said: Why bother?

Climbing motto

The road is not far, as long as you can walk. If you are not old, you will be wise if you have ambition. There are thousands of difficulties and dangers, but I can stand tall. When spring comes, thousands of mountains are green, but who knows the heart of an inch of grass. There are huge trees in the sky, trying to reach the sky. Life is a journey of struggle and pride. There is no real danger, no fear of oneself. There is no limit to the road to learning, and there is a path to climb the mountain of books. Qu Ziyun: What is there to fear?

Strange text inscription (postscript)

The text does not need to be long, just strange. The meaning is not deep, but the chewing is good. This is a short article, but I am candid. The humor is hidden in the words, and the humor is sweet in the teeth and cheeks. The conversation and laughter are casual, but the interactions are not serious. It can dissolve phlegm and strengthen the spirit. There is no harshness from sages and no appearance from Taoism. In ancient times, there was flattery, but now there are game inscriptions.

Xu Gongyun: How strange is this?