Author: anonymous referrer: Shao Huiyuan: network
spring ...
Ants go to school. It listens carefully and takes a lot of notes. Usually, it works hard on duty and takes an active part in group activities. He dresses neatly, learns many foreign languages such as bird language and frog language after school, and concurrently serves as monitor and study committee member, which is favored by teachers.
Grasshoppers go to school. It peeks at novels in class, plays truant and listens to rock performances. It plays the lyre, has unruly long hair and sings rebellious poems. But it has poor grades, but it is the big brother of bug buddies and is favored by little girls.
summer ...
Ant graduated, and the topic of the thesis is "One hundred and one food storage methods". After being rated as an excellent graduate, he was recommended to be a staff member of a large Kunying company. It worked hard during the day, was active, and studied MBA courses at night, so it soon became a supervisor. It cares about the affairs of the insect country, abides by the law, does not smoke or drink, and lives frugally. It put every fruit coin in its salary into the fruit bank, and it was quickly mortgaged by the fruit bank.
Grasshopper graduated, and the topic of his thesis is Rethinking Modern Poetry in Insect Country. After barely getting his diploma, he spent all his fruit money, bought a computer and became a freelance advertiser. He has a flexible mind and a prosperous business. Once he earns enough fruit money, he will travel abroad, upgrade his computer, play first-class hi-fi and be a member of a luxury fitness club. He often wears the most avant-garde clothes and has a primitive mood.
autumn ...
Ante was appointed as the manager of the company and owned shares in the company. He married a dignified and beautiful miss ant, and her family was very happy. In response to the call of "infinite fertility" in the insect country, she gave birth to ten small ants and sent them to the most developed ugly country to study at her own expense. I'm busy at work, but I'm glad to hear the fluent bird language of ant children on the phone. The only thing that annoys him a little is that his wife never stops crying because she once hired a female secretary.
Grasshopper's advertising company is becoming more and more famous. Although its business is booming, it is still short of funds. This is because grasshoppers are constantly madly in love-marriage-divorce. His ex-wives include Cao Meng poetess, writer, actress and singer. Every time she divorced, she gave them at least half of the property, but she had no regrets and firmly believed that she would find the best love among insects. The only thing that bothers her a little is that she has never given birth to grasshoppers.
winter ...
The ant's hair turned white. On the occasion of its twelfth birthday in Zhou Yue, its descendants returned home one after another and got together (precisely, descendants of * * * 120 ants, because each of them got married and gave birth to ten little ones). In a star-rated hotel, the ant sat in the middle, listening to the offspring of the ant clamoring for blessings with the birds. It sighed with satisfaction and thought:
The grasshopper's hair is all white, so he rented a humble apartment by his old-age insurance and lived a quiet life. On the occasion of Zhou Yue's twelfth birthday, he sat by the fire, recalling his youthful and frivolous poems, recalling the exotic customs he saw, and counting the beautiful and affectionate grasshopper ex-wives he loved. It sighed with satisfaction and thought:
What a perfect bug.