One: The third part, Shuai Guan Shuai Bing, episode 15; There is a particularly funny paragraph in it; And version pretend to read the newspaper to Tan instructor:
I'll see him with my bladder later. ...
Bladder? That's Yu Guang. ..
Jiang: Look, our article is in the newspaper!
Mao: Where is it? Where is it?
Ginger; That's it, Fantasia in the Blue Sky written by Hu Shuai Tan Jian ~
Mao: Where is it?
Ginger; Mao, this is Fantasia in the Blue Sky written by and ~
...... "Where?" Here, Hu Shuai Tan Jian wrote Fantasia in the Blue Sky.
Later, Xiao Jiang couldn't bear it. "Mao, can't you read?"
2: 12 The third episode of True and False Chess King
A monitor: See you get carried away. Of course, not everyone does. You look at the National People's Congress, and people give me face, but they don't smile. I'll treat you to dinner then.
Da Zhou: Sorry, I'm afraid I can't eat. I'm not smiling on the surface, but on the inside. I am a slow-witted person. Don't hit you. Look, the tide is rising. Here, you can't control it. God, I can't help it. . (Laughing wildly)
Da Zhou: Let him lie here for a while today, maybe he can hold on tomorrow.
Monitor: Tomorrow?
Da Zhou: Yes, you do. How about tomorrow? You may forget it. Maybe you'll remember. Maybe you can't.
Ok, don't cry here. Armageddon is about to start. Take the time to look at the chess book.
Don't let people play in the future, hurry up! ……
III: Part III, 23 episodes, "Little Hu Changed"
Hu: Don't mention your broken car; ..... There are several slopes on the road, and I can't ride, so I push, push five meters and then return ten meters, and push five meters and then return ten meters. "
Da Zhou: "Let's go, let's go and go back to the vegetable market later."
Hu: "Later, thanks to two red scarves, I was moved. I really want to say "thank you, uncle." "
"Those two children are so sensible that they said to me," Uncle, it's not easy for you to work alone. Do something you can in the future. "
Xiao Hu also wrapped his head in a white towel like a mine thief. Ha ha ha ha, super funny! I really admire Xiao Hu's acting skills. ...
Part IV: Part III, Episode V, "Woolly Couple"
The kitten's hairstyle is upturned.
Funny lines: don't look at the kitten as skinny! I'm not pretending to be horizontal, I'm really horizontal!
Da Zhou and Xiao Jiang sang at the class meeting: Mosquitoes are big, big mosquitoes. Three mosquitoes fried a plate. ...
It still seems to have a Shandong accent.
V: Part III, 20 episodes "Walking Teenagers"
Pang Hong's nephew Adan came to the PK literary scene where Xiao Hu and Adan teamed up.
Xiao Hu posture holds out his chest, abdomen and hips, puts his left hand in front of his abdomen, and stretches his right hand forward to sing nasally: Little Baiyang ~ Ah, little Baiyang, you have grown up, and I have grown up ~ …
Dan: Nice figure! hahahaha
Xiao Hu: This guy doesn't believe in P, but you ...
Playing saxophone, the result is a whoosh. ...
Dan:?
H: the ship sank ...
Episode 7 "Contestant" Next episode:
After the cookhouse squad came back from practicing the picnic competition, everyone was talking about the kitten's blowing. Zhou is thirsty, let Xiao Jiang pour water. As a result, Xiao Jiang poured several cups and was drunk by others. Finally, I squatted on the table and took out my hat and said, water ~ ~ As a result, everyone poured all the water in the remaining cups into Zhou's hat. The process is funny,
There seems to be a lot more, but I'll sort these out first; I organized it myself. Just because I like cookhouse squad too much, I haven't scored for a long time.