Liu: The Year of the Tiger is almost over.
Feng: Yes, the Year of the Rabbit is coming.
Liu: It's time for the tiger and the rabbit to change hands.
Feng: Huh? Ah ... after working for a year, it's time for a change!
Liu: Last year, we talked about the Year of the Tiger.
Feng: Right, right, right!
Liu: This year, this year we ...
Feng: Let's go back to "Talking about Rabbits in the Year of the Rabbit", our task, yes.
Liu: Can we talk about monkeys in the Year of the Monkey?
Feng: Yes, in the Year of the Dog, we say dogs!
Liu: What year did you say?
Feng: Yes, I won in my life.
Liu: That's ridiculous! (Laughter) It's ok to talk about tigers, but it's not easy to talk about rabbits.
Feng: Whose mouth is the score?
Liu: That should be put in your mouth. ...
Feng: Better than you said!
Liu: Then let's talk for a while!
Feng: One sentence per person.
Liu: I said tiger.
Feng: I said rabbit.
Liu: I am a tiger, and I am ambitious!
Feng: I, I, I am, I am an ambitious little rabbit ... How about it? Better than him, right?
Liu: I am a tiger coming down the mountain, unstoppable!
Feng: I, my rabbit, play tricks to save lives.
Liu: No, I am also anticlimactic!
Feng: Me, my rabbit doesn't eat grass beside the nest!
Liu: I can't touch the tiger's ass!
Feng: Me, me, me, my rabbit tail is in a daze!
Liu: I am the king of beasts!
Feng: My rabbit tail, rabbit tail ... I won't grow up! ! ! (Laughter) Change the word. Change the word. This rabbit is really hard to say.
Liu: OK, I'll give you an idea. Today, let's talk about a "movie couplet".
Feng: Movie title matching? ! You really know me. You know, I watched a lot of movies.
Liu: Do you watch much? You are not as good as me. Ask around. I have a nickname at work: film factory.
Feng: Then you don't know that I have another nickname at work: film company, specializing in factories.
Liu: I also have a nickname at work: movie warehouse!
Feng: I also have a nickname at work: warehouse manager. Ha ha!
Liu: I, I, I have a nickname!
Feng: What is it? I care about you!
Liu: My name is "the lover of the warehouse keeper"! !
Feng: What's wrong?
Liu: The administrator is afraid of his wife.
Feng: Is that more like it? Come on, let's get started. I'm on the front line!
Liu: I'm at the bottom line!
Feng: My first movie was a one-word movie, Lamp.
Liu: Open your mouth, medicine.
Feng: Think about it. Don't talk nonsense Think about three minutes later.
Liu: Considering what, it's right.
Feng: Then don't make me ask! Say, why is your medicine pointing at my lamp?
Liu: Of course, there is a reason. Yes, it is. Should I turn on the light when I take medicine at night? Don't turn on the light, you must have taken the wrong medicine!
Feng: (wake up) It's you who took the wrong medicine! Listen this time, let me say two words!
Liu: I was right about two sentences.
Feng: My first film was Side Street.
Liu: I'm interested in the second part of Old Gun.
Feng: What do you mean?
Liu: Of course, when you walk in the side street, I will give you an old gun!
Feng: Have you been hired? !
Liu: I'm afraid it's not safe for you to walk in the side street. I'll give you an old gun for self-defense.
Feng: You are right. I'll say a little more this time.
Liu: I am more correct.
Feng: I am in a hurry!
Liu: I speak very fast!
Feng: I said a string!
Liu: I want a basket!
Feng: Listen, my online link is: Bear Trail;
Liu: I'm a little scared. I'm interested in the snake case.
Feng: I regret it;
Liu: Detective.
Feng: Night;
Liu: It's a long way.
Feng: Two plums;
Liu: Fifteen levels.
Feng: Sanjiaxiang;
Liu: "Five Geng".
Feng: A Dream of Red Mansions;
Liu: Legend of the White Snake.
Feng: Lotus lamp;
Liu: Peach Blossom Fan.
Feng: "Wheels Rolling";
Liu: The mountain road is curved.
Feng: the legend of Liyuan;
Liu: The Battle of Harry;
Feng: Enemy at the Gates;
Liu: Advance into the Central Plains.
Feng: Breaking the Wujiang River;
Liu: outsmart Huashan Mountain.
Feng: Chaoyang;
Liu: Biography of Jade Horse.
Feng: General Sabre;
Liu: Cleaning the housework.
Feng: Six Jin County Orders;
Liu: Eight hundred arhats.
Feng: Green wallet;
Liu: The blue file.
Feng: Night trial in the Red Chamber;
Liu: The mystery of the golden elephant.
Feng: Volcano restricted area;
Liu: The ice sea sank.
Feng: fly to the future;
Liu: Go to the abyss.
Feng: "alternate";
Liu: Reserve police officer.
Feng: Old things in the south of the city;
Liu: A new biography of Hui.
Feng: independence or death;
Liu: Love and inheritance.
Feng: Strange friends;
Liu: Mysterious traveling companion.
Feng: of life:
Liu: The call of distant mountains.
Feng: "We are a hundred years old";
Liu: Happy bachelor.
Feng: After the Flash of Sunshine;
Liu: The sky is falling!
Feng: The dead light on Coral Island!
Liu: The tragedy on the Nile! (Applause)
Feng: Stop clapping, or it's his fault! Listen, big Li Lao Li Xiao Li;
Liu: Son, grandson, seed!
Feng: Station 5 1;
Liu: Seventy-two households.
Feng: I can add something here.
Liu: I can add something here.
Feng: I'm at 5 1 station and live in 72 homes.
Liu: ... why did you take it all? !
Feng: whoever says it first is the one. Let's go
Liu: When I can't tell the difference, listen, I'll move out station 51 of 52 households!
Feng: That's ridiculous!
Liu: The army is not allowed to bring family members. You have to move out.
Feng: No, no, you don't know the rules. Pairing cannot be repeated.
Liu: Do you have anything else to say? Okay, listen, there's a 405 murder on the thirty-ninth steps!
Feng: ... listen to this! Good woman and Qin Xianglian;
Liu: Are these two films together? I'm not afraid of anything. I'm interested in model husbands and Li Shizhen.
Feng: This Li Shizhen is Qin Xianglian's husband?
Liu: Don't worry about the entries just published in the 1930s.
Feng: Listen again, overseas Hong Haier, Third Sister Liu;
Liu: Oliver Twist and Du Shiniang!
Feng: Listen to this! Handsome guy and Kyle Poirot;
Liu: The flower girl and Yesenia.
Feng: I can add words!
Liu: I can add something.
Feng: This is handsome Kyle Poirot. I have participated in mine warfare, tunnel warfare and the war between the north and the south.
Liu: Flower girl and Ye Sainijia sell Malanhua, bitter cauliflower and icing on the cake!
Feng: The Battle of Yangcheng, Scout, Sanjin Mountain City, Chasing Troops and Camel Xiangzi;
Liu: Street angels, vagrants, crossroads, goodbye, midnight cock crow!
Feng: The running water is endless and the waves are rolling-roar, the Yellow River;
Liu: I will give you a review of Spring and Autumn in a Small Town, the voice of Du Fu-motherland, mother!
Feng: The Count of Monte Cristo;
Liu: A disciple of Shaolin Temple.
Feng: The Count of Monte Cristo, Explosion and Cassandra Bridge;
Liu: Disciples of Shaolin Temple, Surprise and Acacia Hostel.
Feng: Huh? !
Liu: Tax evasion, we should take it by surprise!
Feng: "Tiger King grabs a kiss";
Liu: Sister-in-law Li Er remarried.
Feng: The Tiger King Snatches the Kiss is the Daughter of the Sea, and it is a happy event of troubles.
Liu: "Li Er's wife remarried" wants to marry a "mysterious Buddha", which is called "strange marriage"!
Feng: Listen, I have an absolute one here!
Liu: There is nothing in the world that I can't pair with.
Feng: You can't do it this time. Listen, this is the story of Yinjiro, Huangpu River, Bosun, Summer, Liubao, Love and Myna. These are stories that should not have happened.
Liu: Is this your own son?
Feng: Can you do that?
Liu: Listen! I'll give it to you. Yes.-Say it again.
Feng: I said it eight times.
Liu: You think I really don't remember? Doby, listen to my bottom line: La Traviata, Dragonfly Girl, Shanghai Girl, Jingpo Girl, Xizi Girl, Mount Kumgang Girl, plate girl, not actress girl, are all unmarried girls! ! ! (Applause, end)