I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. 3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.
4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles. 5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.
6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it! 7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture. 8. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick.
9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy. 10, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.
1 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum. 12, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
13, how to lose weight without eating? 14, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no, my mother said: this is ok, and I said: this is really not ... 15, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
16, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary. 17, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? ! 18, there is love besides teeth.
19, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education. 20. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.
2 1. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person. 22, crying, noisy, staying up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in his hand and hanging himself with a small rope.
No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love. 23. Our goal: Look at the money and make a profit.
24. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth? 25. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out. 26. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark ... 27. I can't play chess, I can't write calligraphy, I can't draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking.
28, saying that money is evil, it is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go! 29. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects. 30. When I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.
3 1, hands in pockets, nobody loves. 32. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.
33. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with people who try their best to make you end being single. 34. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.
35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens! 36. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET. 38. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.
39. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street. 40. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.
42. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just a deep sleep. 43. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, and you can't give yourself happiness.
44. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up+06fe4b893E5b19E3133333533362. When I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save me. 45. If you are doomed not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.
Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital. 47. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.
48. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience? 49. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.
50. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand. 5 1, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you! When I woke up, it was already dark.
53. After drinking the medicine, he handed the bottle, hanged himself with a rope, and the jumper waved a handkerchief to see him off. 54. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted at me, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to * *, Asako said, for my sake. You should know the script of your life-it is not the sequel of your parents, the prequel of your children, or the story of your friends.
59. The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there. 60. I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom.
The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead. 6 1, teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and presumptuous, so where do they get the theme when they are old?
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman. 64. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. I don't know any of you people. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer. 65. The beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
66. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today. 67. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.
68. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next. 69. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come? 70, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.
7 1 I shine as a god at this beautiful moment. People should not disturb ... When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat. 76。
2. Classic personality signature on WeChat;
(1) I am a person with no background but only a back.
(2) Life is like a cup of tea, it will not be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.
Only her life | Only his life
(4) It is easy to hide when it is clear, but difficult to prevent when it is dark.
(5) My future is not a dream but a question mark.
(6) Lack of calcium in childhood and lack of love in adulthood.
(7) Village Chief Erguotou ∣ Yuxi Yellow Crane Tower
(8) The head can be broken, but the hairstyle can't be messy.
(9) I have a left Qinglong, a right White Tiger and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.
(10) After ten years of hard work, I became a monk and punched in. I dreamt of the university in a trance, but my career and love were empty.
(1 1) I am so talented that I may have been a tailor in my last life.
(12) You can't tell jokes at the seaside, because it will cause sea laughter (tsunami).
(13) Q: "Why did Yang Guo jump off a cliff?" A: "Dad is Kang!"
Lovely children, it's Lu Yi's turn. Let's go streaking in the bat pond.
(15) I'm a monkey, and I'm afraid of the horizon because it doesn't intersect (banana).
I hope to adopt ~ ~
3. WeChat signature is the most classic WeChat signature is the most classic: 1. A man who often looks back can't go far.
We talk too much, love too little and lie too much. 3, you are not brave, no one is strong for you.
4, live in my heart zd, have you paid the rent? 5, looking for the sake of looking, will only get lost in the search. 6. I just want to ask you, if I turn around, are you still there? 7. The distance of a hug is exactly when my thoughts about you freeze.
8. Just because something is not said doesn't mean that the version doesn't know. 9. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed. You won't get lost.
10 When we know how to cherish ordinary happiness, we become winners in life. 1 1, either none or all.
It is now or never. 12, a life without love is like a dead tree without flowers and fruits.
13, persistence takes courage, especially when starting over. 14, the best way not to be sad is to pretend that you are heartless.
15, happiness does not mean the absence of differences, but the ability to solve differences. 16, love is good together, and parting is deeper.
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4. How to sign WeChat 1 Add a picture First, choose to log in to WeChat.
2. After entering the WeChat interface, just chat with anyone. 3. Click the expression in the message sending window to enter the expression sending interface.
4. Select an emoticon group. Choose to insert your favorite expression.
5. Touch the information sending window. Select Select Text from the pop-up menu.
Select the text you just added. 6. Select Copy from the pop-up menu. 7. Open the setting interface of WeChat. Enter the personal information setting interface 8. Click to change the name.
Paste the expression you just copied into the text box. 9. After pasting, click Save. After saving, the name will be displayed as the expression you just set.
Finally, I need to tell you that some mobile phone input methods do not support emoji expressions. Can be displayed as characters.
Only emoji expressions can be added, and no other expressions can be added. Iphone special edition: first of all, it should be noted that the iphone itself does not have any pictures of Yan characters. If you want to add small graphic characters to WeChat's personality signature and nickname like others, then you have to embed an expression input method for your iphone.
1. First of all, enter the app store to search for the keyword "emoji", and many different emoji softwares with the same name will appear, some of which are charged and some are free. This is not surprising, but it would be strange if the shanzhai disappeared in China. Select the free version of the emoji with the most comments in the picture below to download and install.
2. After installation, you can't use the emoji software because you didn't embed it into your system input method. Next, you should open "Settings" and enter "General". See Figure 3 below. Click the "keyboard" option in the above picture, and then click the "international keyboard" in the left picture (because before I took the screenshot, my machine has added emoji software, so it shows four input methods, but before I added it, there were only three by default. )
Enter the keyboard settings as shown below. 4. Click "Add New Keyboard" in the figure on the right to enter the keyboard selection page.
Select the "Emoji" input method, and then return to the input method page. You can see that the Emoji input method has been added to the system input method. Complete the previous operation, and it is basically completed. You can open WeChat to enter the data editing page, and then switch the input method to the expression input method. The above steps have been completed. In addition, it should be reminded that the emoji software only supports the transmission and display between iPhones. That is to say, if the other party's mobile phone is not an iPhone, if you send the emoji in this emoji input method to the other party, the other party may receive an empty message or lose the message directly. After adding software to the iphone, the method of adding colors and characters is the same as before.