I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors really haven't made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it.
If this era can produce all-rounders, it will be the luck of taking the exam and the misfortune of this era. If there is, he is the king of man, but unfortunately there is no, so we have to remove the "king" under the word "all". What the times need is only talents.
China looks down on boasters. In my opinion, boasting is nothing, just like ancient women used to bind their feet, and they were called "big feet" when they met normal feet; People in China are used to "small talk", and when it is normal, it is naturally called "big talk". Anyone who dares to talk big will come to no good end, scaring future generations from never talking big to not talking.
It's disgusting to shit in the toilet. In fact, the most hateful thing is to wait for the pit.
It's not terrible to go out, but I don't know when to come back.
Dad, if you're not going to the Hawaiian lawn party, please change the spring tie around your neck, okay?
I really wanted to stand at attention and salute her!
That's a bit difficult. My grandmother has been buried underground. It's burnt to ashes, too. Don't turn her old man's house out of the soil and dry it. ...
Your grandmother is a ghost story, and your whole family is a ghost story! Also, if you dare to use words like "pull" or "somebody else" in front of me again in the future, I swear I will bury you in the ground and dig you up.
Don't! Sister and elder sister are completely different species! Just like auntie! Creatures of two worlds! If it was an accident that they threw mud at me like Dalmatians, then that child called me big sister, which was a deliberate insult!
Coulee suddenly sat up in the dark with a scream. After Tang quickly turned on the bedside lamp, he suddenly said with relief, "I suddenly touched your arm just now." I thought I was sleeping with a man and scared me to death! "
You can turn down your roar. I'm afraid the old man downstairs who is boiling water missed this wonderful broadcast.
Did you just get dressed and take a shower?
Nan Xiang gave Gu Li a white look and said, "I just finished washing clothes." Guli continued to drink the soup and said, "So you just drank it bad?"
She glanced at Tang Xiangru and frowned and said, "You were beaten? No, early in the morning, who did it? That man is sick! "
Don was completely frightened. Then he turned and left angrily.
"What is she doing? Revenge? "
My heart is very tired. "Don't tell me you can't tell she's wearing makeup."
Coulee waved. "Don't be funny."
After a while, suddenly raised his head, "no? Really? "
South Hunan and I nodded gravely at the same time.
Coulee: "Scary ..."
"I really can't stand a person wandering in the autumn wind. Decadent pleasure? Why doesn't he die! "
"Every guest's foie gras is four ounces! I want to ask you what you want to raise with ten ounces? "
"I don't think white candlesticks and photo frames should be placed on the dining table. After all, this is not a funeral. What do you think? "
"If you insist on using red napkins and golden knives and forks, please help me prepare a bridal chamber after dinner."
"Mom, for the sake of the white snake and the god of wealth, can you not wear that skirt that almost exposes the whole breast to my birthday? I doubt that you need to put your breasts on the plate at the dining table when you eat. Don't you think that looks like a main course? Small roast suckling pig or fresh papaya or something ... "
"Dad, if you don't come back for my birthday that day, I'll build all the cigars in your study. Are you kidding? Oh no, I'm serious. When have you ever seen me joking? "
"Neil, if you dare to send me peony flowers again ... of course you did! Besides, you wrote' You are like a peony' on the card. Do you know how many times Tang has successfully turned over for this? "
"Lin Xiao, to be honest, if one day I drive Lucy out of the house, he will have more things than you. . . "
She looked at the three of us, shook her head in distress and picked up the phone. "Lucy, call me when the driver of the second car is near the door. At the same time, the driver of the third car can be started. "
"Don, your bowl is too big. What do you do with it? " In fact, Tang just took out his footbath and prepared to put it in the toilet. . . )
"Xiao Lin, this pair of underwear is a sword. Why is it in your box? What? When did your ass grow so big? What other damn brand actually makes women's underwear into boxers? Xianhui! " I shouted at him in front of a room full of silent porters, "That's obviously a triangle!" " )
"Tang Tao. Is this your bra or something? Why does it look like a T-shirt? "I heard a crash in the kitchen.
"Coulee, if you want to tear down the wall, let me know in advance!"
There was a silvery laugh outside the door: "dear Fred, you are joking again." Just now, Tang was like going upstairs, hehehehehehehehehehehehe. " . . "
"When did I fall asleep?"
Guli drank black tea and said to me without looking up, "1997".
"If you don't wake up at the 20 10 World Expo, we are going to send you to the museum and put you in a purple glass cabinet. Give it to friends from all walks of life in the world, "Gu Yuan added gently and kindly, stroking Guli's hair.
"Gu, are you kidding? Are you talking about me? Do you want me to deal with Gong Ming? "
Coulee waved gracefully: "honey, of course not you." I will come to you when I want to kill him that day. "
Coulee rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, that's too bad. My father's lover and my biological mother turned out to be Gong Ming. What can we do? "
Among the people interviewed all morning, a freak asked her what she knew about hedging coffee, and she just screamed and replied, "Oh, my mother said that thing is carcinogenic." Some people just sit down, the first sentence is "should you change your chair?" Harder than the trash can at the elevator door. Some graduate students pointed to the printer and said to Coulee, "I have no research on air conditioning"; There are also non-mainstream people who come to the interview with poodles, dressed like the post-90 s who just climbed out of the shredder. Her eyeliner is big and thick, like flying out of her eyes, and it is covered with lace of different lengths and uneven thickness. She also has a pair of dirty socks that were popular in Japan ten years ago. Chewing gum, she pointed to the poodle at her feet and asked Guli, "Can I take Yaoyao to work? "You know, it's like my life ~ ~" Coulee watched her open her mouth from ear to ear. I can't believe the interviewer would say such a thing. "I can't believe it! You actually named a male dog' enchanting'! " Of course, in Gu's silent murderous eyes, there was a handsome guy from the Dance Academy who danced quietly for seven minutes in the office where a needle could be heard. His name is Karen (...), and other slightly normal people sit down and the first question is: "Can the monthly salary exceed 20,000? You know, I just resigned from Citibank. " Or "My name is not very good, will the company give me a car?" Coulee smiled and answered them, "Oh, no, I think you misunderstood. We have not recruited any more executive directors. "
"Every time I think about that 172 pair of strange eyes, my heart jumps to 120 without saying anything. I really appreciate their big family. "
"My great father gave 20% of the company's shares to a stranger named Mr. Never Know or who knows.
"My dear, there is nothing wrong with you. What you said is very good. I think you should write a book called. "
I patted Coulee, who showed his teeth, and said shyly, "You flatter me. I have finished reading the book you mentioned. I especially like the author named Guli. This woman must have a lot of life experiences. At first glance, it is an old woman who has experienced many vicissitudes. "
Gu Yuan, who was leafing through the newspaper, casually said to us, "I want to see Lai Shengchuan's play."
Guli held his mother's hand with tears and said, "Mom, I can share everything in my life with you except my wardrobe."
Say that finish, she used "hello, I'm coming" eyes glanced at Gu Yuan staring at her. She said, "Why are you staring at me!"
"He put the weight of his whole life on me, and I can't bear it," I said sadly to Coulee.
"He put you in bed and raped you?" Coulee asked me doubtfully.
"I know there is little chance of success." Coulee sighed.
"Yes, the doctor said only 15%. My eyes are red again.
"No, I mean, the possibility that you agree to help me is very low. Coulee looked at the lake sadly. I really want to push her into the lake.
"Yes, very low. Lin Xiao said that it seems to be only 0.0 1%. " I gave her a bad answer.
"Really? This figure is much higher than I expected. " Of course it's harder than me.
Whenever Gu Yuan is hit by a snowball, she screams into her ear (just my ear): "Gu Yuan! You are wearing Prada! " Then I clearly heard Gong Ming whisper behind his back: "Everyone here wears Prada." Obviously, Coulee also heard it, because her next sentence was a desperate scream: "Gu Yuan! Hit sogou! Hit him on the head! "
Two people in front of the small universe burned to the limit and threw snowballs at each other. They are quick-thinking, accompanied by numerous verbal attacks in both Chinese and English.
"Katie! Go and pour me a glass of champagne! I am at halftime! " Gong Ming gnashed her teeth at Coulee and said to Kitty without looking back. Katie trotted clumsily in high heels to pour champagne.
"LanJue! Poison his champagne! " Despite a face of frost, blunt palace Ming, also don't look back. Lanjue tried to squeeze out a smile on his face and ran towards champagne. (……)
Most of them were discovered in childhood.
Guli's spit was the most incisive in his childhood.