What funny poems are there? 1. Complete works of funny poems.
The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.
My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.
At night, no one can escape. Li Bai got on the boat without paying, and the boatman kicked him off.
Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Du Mu was alone in the rain during the Qingming Festival. I want to ask the beauty where there is a shepherd boy pointing at Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are very penetrating.
For Tomb-Sweeping Day's sake today, let him start this. ) In Tang Xiao in spring, a beautiful woman, Meng Haoran, came to the Institute of Technology in spring carefree from this morning when I woke up and couldn't sleep at night. I looked for her online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone). Looking for a beautiful woman Du Fu in Tang's chat room is just a beautiful scenery of science and technology. I want to meet someone speculatively (hey hey, the poet is ambitious). The novella was published in early spring by Zhang eighteen members of the Ministry of Water Resources. Tang Han to Beili, Xiao Yurun is like a crisp beauty, looking at it from a distance.
(It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. ) Li Bai resigned from his dormitory in the early Tang Dynasty. He likes to meet netizens. Suddenly, his face was full of sadness. He couldn't help crying, but he was in danger of death. (Poetry fairy seems to have met a carnivorous ~~ Amen) Mountain trip. Tang Du Mu went to the depths of Xiangshan Stone Trail and oblique white clouds. She and I both thought the princess would be a dinosaur meeting a frog. Wow, it's Komori again. It looks really touching. ) The Book of Songs.
(well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either.
) Operator Song Lizhiyi I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. She talks to me like a ghost every day.
(How can a poet join in the fun ~ ~ It's really a generation after generation of dinosaurs) The last article Jiang Nanchun and Tang Dumu Daqian chatted with each other on the Internet, and their hearts gradually became empty. 480 times, how many dinosaurs are there? I can say responsibly that Komori is dying, and the consequences are very serious.
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The morning of seeing off the second envoys of Yuan Dynasty, An Xitang and Wang Wei, was full of disappointment and heartbreak. I advise you not to find another netizen to become a monk in Shaolin tomorrow (good word ~ ~) (enough, you must choose me! ! ! ! )。
2. What are the classic and funny ancient poems?
1. Su Dongpo and Su Xiaomei don't know each other.
Su Xiaomei laughed at Su Dongpo's long face: Last year, a tear of lovesickness flowed to today's cheek. Dongpo teased Miss Sister's forehead: Lian Bu hasn't left Ge Xiang yet, and her forehead has arrived at the picture gallery.
2. During the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, there was a weaving eunuch in Suzhou, but his quest was unsuccessful. As a poem said, the court sent me to Suzhou, and the county officials ignored us. Go to Beijing one day and live somewhere tomorrow! The supervisor sighed, "Good poem!" Answer: "Although it is not a poem, it is just Ye Yun."
3. Ninja Bird Q&A Kun Peng spread his wings, nine Wan Li, somersault and corner rolling. Looking down at the sky, it is all a battlefield on earth.
Artillery fire, bullet marks everywhere, frightened the sparrows in the tent. Come on, I want to jump.
Excuse me, where are you going? Queer answer: There is a Qiongge in Xianshan. I didn't see Yue Lang the year before last, so I made three treaties.
There is food, potatoes are cooked, and beef is added. Stop farting and try to turn it upside down.
Mao Zedong 1965 4. From Jin Ping Mei, a rotten poem. "Twenty-eight beauty body like crisp, waist sword cut to a fool.
Although I didn't see my head fall off, I teach you that your bone marrow is dry. ""I'd rather go home and sleep with my wife than spend a lot of money.
Although I'm not interested in pillows, I don't spend any money sleeping until dawn. "5. Wang Fanzhi.
On the one hand, Brahma turned over socks, and everyone was wrong. I can stab you in the eye at first, but I can't hide my feet.
Secondly, steamed bread is made of soil outside the city, and the stuffing grass is in the city. Everyone eats one, so it is tasteless.
Tao Yuanming's "Son of Responsibility" has white hair on the temples and the skin is no longer solid. Although there are five men, writing is always bad.
Shu is twenty-eight years old, lazy and horseless. A Xing Xuan Tzu Chi scholar, not Wen Shu.
Duan Yong is thirteen years old. I don't know if he is six or seven. The boy is nine years old, but he is looking for pears and chestnuts.
If we're lucky, it's in the cup. Fan Chengda's "dunning bank" lost the rent, and the money officer urged her to knock at the door.
I was drunk with an essay and a happy day. The bag at the head of the bed is as big as a fist, and it is 300 yuan when it is broken.
I can't bear to get drunk with you. I'll pay for your sandals. Mei's "On the morning of August 9th, there was a crow pecking maggots in the toilet", and it didn't fly to Urumqi until the sun rose. Who knows the sex?
There is no rotten rat food to peck at toilet bugs. Climbing a tree when you are full is noisy in the west wind.
Don't smell good or bad, evil is in the bow. The spirit of things will destroy itself and can be pushed from beginning to end.
Wei Zhuang's Four Bodhisattvas advises you to get drunk tonight, and don't talk about it before respecting the Ming Dynasty. Take care to warm the master's heart now, because the master's blx is deep and his friendship is deep.
I'm sad. Spring nights, like this one, are too short. I won't refuse to say that you filled my cup too full. Since there is wine to drink, how can I fight to have spirit and how long can I live?
Guan Hanqing's Half Life of Lu Xian: Inscription, there is no one outside the screen window. He knelt in front of the bed, busy trying to kiss, so he turned ungrateful. Although it was me, I was very angry, half refusing and half willing.
The author is Guan Hanqing. Of course, this is Yuan Sanqu. What I want to talk about here is a more interesting figure than Guan Hanqing, his friend Wang Heqing.
In Nan Cun's Record of Dropping Out of Farming, he said that he was "funny and circulated everywhere". A few songs are selected for you to ponder: the neck effect in the middle of the night after Wang Heqing's "Fat Prostitute", the brocade quilt turns red.
It's hard to accept that the rain has stopped and the clouds have closed. It was so long, so thick and so fat that it crushed Shen Dongyang to death.
In "Cheating Money", the cock crows, the moon goes west, and the derailed party temporarily leaves Luowei. When my conscience was discovered, I was picked up again, ashamed and ashamed.
I put his greasy bun in my mouth and his back pressed against my chest. Don't snuggle up to your side early, and then you will sigh in the nest.
Have you ever seen his face in one night? Just watching a night tooth comb my back. The "long-haired puppy" is as ugly as a donkey and as small as a pig, and the mountains and seas are searched everywhere.
I'm covered in hair. I said you have a broom, and biting people is like a refined thing. "Fat Wife" A pair of fat lang became a fat Su Niang, and the couple looked like bears.
Made yu zhang romantic, embroidered a pair of mandarin ducks, and ran into each other.
3. What are the poems about humor?
1, "Autumn Night in Shan Jutu" Don
I searched everywhere, and I looked at it in embarrassment.
Lonely smoke worries about the setting sun, and big trees hate the west wind.
The silence of the mountains and the sound of firewood reveal the coldness and poverty.
At this time, foreign affairs, humor with several people.
2. "Song of West Malaysia Joining the Army and Being Drunk" Tang Chenzi Ang
Only humor is in March.
Hidden deep in the forest.
When I get old, I suddenly feel embarrassed.
Lonely and angry.
Who knows my heart.
Son, son.
This can be separated from Li.
3. Poem by Chen Lin was collected by the Prince Zhong Xie Lingyun in the Northern and Southern Dynasties.
When the emperor and the Han dynasty met with the reclamation, the world was in a state of anxiety.
Dong Shi fell into Kansai, and Yuan Jia lived in Hebei.
Single people are eager to learn and embarrassed.
Do you mean to be good to yourself and cherish your old country forever?
Xianggong is a diligent king. He believes he can catch thieves.
After returning to the eastern metropolis, look at the Han Dynasty.
How lucky you are for the rest of your life. You deserve Mingde.
Love guests, be tireless, and drink the legacy.
Listening to the stars at night, swimming in the dark.
Alas, I touched Ai Liang, and I was anxious for humor.
And do a day of entertainment, I don't know ancient times.
4, "Yan Zi often takes Qin into the village" Song Chaobuzhi
There is also a piano in the wall of the house. It rained heavily in February this year.
I am glad that the wheat is as deep as people, and the humor in the room is salty.
I want to listen to mountains and rivers. Listen to me.
Xue Lao village is ten miles to the west, and there is no willow forest in dry days.
Mango shoes drag the staff to chase the sickle cage, and when they are hungry at noon, they will burn their hearts.
Wheat fields over Bo Huang, midges like snails.
If the wheat is not harvested, the beans will be planted, and there will be less traces under the house and more fields.
5, "Taibai Travel Notes" Song Cui Dunli
The world has been turned upside down, who can see Yu's faithfulness?
A person is quite humorous, but it is a turtle's breath and a sigh of relief.
If you are not free to wander, you should be comfortable. Why should you be restrained?
I will lean on my sword, and I will hang my bow in Fusang.
Take my arrogance as the nest and nothingness as the field.
This is a windy move, but it is a skyscraper.
4. Complete works of funny poems
The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.
My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.
In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.
At night, no one can escape.
Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,
The boatman set sail.
Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.
I wonder if Li Bai is dead.
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Dondum
It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.
I am lonely and want to commit suicide.
Excuse me, where is the beauty?
The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.
Xiao Chun
Tang Meng Hao ran
I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.
There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.
Can't sleep at night.
I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)
Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river
Du fu in Tang dynasty
Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms
Q q package m s n
This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.
Speculative chat, want to know someone (hehe, Shi Sheng's adult is ambitious)
Medium length
Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji
Tang hanyu
Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.
Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.
The saddest thing is a year.
Online m m used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )
Zaofa baidicheng
Tang Libai
Chaoci dormitory likes it.
Netizens suddenly returned when they met.
I can't stop looking sad.
Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)
Yamayuki
Dondum
Away from Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.
Deep in the white clouds, she and I
I want the prince to meet the princess.
It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)
Book of Songs. Jia Jian
A thousand years is frost.
The so-called Iraqis are at the net.
I saw it on a whim, a fat, long face.
Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )
Bu operator
Song Li Zhiyi
I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.
She lives in North China Institute of Technology.
Chatting every day, seeing each other late.
* * * saw a ghost. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )
interlude
Jiangnanchun
Dondum
Daqian. com is green and red.
Chat meetings are getting more and more empty
Meet 480 times
How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )
When sending Yuan Er to Anxi
Tangwangxu
It is raining in the north, early in the morning.
It is painful to be full of disappointment.
I advise you to stop looking for netizens.
Become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow.
5. What are the "funny" poems?
1. If the score is not high, just pass. If you are not diligent, you will be smart if you have money. I am the only one who can't pass the exam. There are tears on his face, tears in his mouth, no jokes, and no habit of going back and forth. Nanyang Electronic Game City, Xishu Game Hall, Confucius said, "Why not go?" Answer: "My parents don't understand my heart."
2. Books are like the sea, and topics are like the sea. Where is the boat for reading? My back was wet with sweat, my tears were suffocating, and the red fork rolled all over the floor, greasy and still a little bit. People are thin, but my bones have no meat, and I feel guilty. Who are you talking about? Tired and haggard. Sleep, sleep, spring is beautiful, I am ecstatic, I am not tired of taking exams?
Boys have no talent, but if I don't come up, I will hand in a blank sheet of paper and the duck eggs will roll down. The test paper will turn red as soon as it appears, so you can argue when you go home. As soon as you take off your clothes, the wound will appear and you will be beaten several times.
This poem is not to my liking, and the exam is not fun. It is better to write a poem than to play games; Last night, I was excited to surf the Internet, intoxicated and lost my way. I got lost, strayed into the depths of garbage, and was surprised by countless flies and vomited. Fantasy transition in class, I don't know where I was intoxicated, and suddenly I saw a black face, which was horrible and almost died. There is nothing to worry about online. Chatting can solve your worries. Suddenly, I saw a beautiful girl waving, nodding, closing other windows and finally talking. It turned out to be an old man from the north! Gross. Gross.
5. Rizhao incense burner rises purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to roast duck. Drooling for 3 thousand hours, no money in my pocket. The foot of my bed is shining so brightly that the glass is frosted. If you don't wipe it when you are in a hurry, it will get dirty if you don't repair it well.
6. A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.
The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport.
7. There are electric lights overhead and cockroaches on the ground.
If you sprinkle dichlorvos, the cockroach will die.
8. Like a mountain, there are black holes in the well.
The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.
9. I have never seen a poet in my life, but I have met a poet.
How can a poet fart on a high wall?
10. The number of articles in the world is Sanjiang, and the number of articles in Sanjiang is hometown.
Hometown is my brother, and my brother and I study it.
Modern poetry has no dynasty of authors.
6. funny ancient poems
What these people say is not funny enough. The really funny ancient poems are limerick poems in Tang and Song Dynasties. Wang Fanzhi, a monk in the Tang Dynasty, is the most famous poet of this kind. For example, "steamed bread outside the city, grass plug in the city." Everyone eats one, so it is tasteless. "Another example is" Others ride big horses, and I ride donkeys alone. "Looking back at Dan Chaihan, I feel much better." (happiness in poverty) and so on.
Many great poets sometimes write humorous limericks. For example, Li Bai and Du Fu once gave each other limerick. Du Fu once wrote a doggerel to Li Bai: "Qiu Lai cares about him, but he is not ashamed of Ge Hong for Dan Sha. Who is arrogant when drinking crazy songs? " This poem is "exhorting" Li Bai not to be infatuated with an alchemist. Li Bai wrote a doggerel to Du Fu: "Every rice ridge meets Du Fu, and Dai Li is the best in the afternoon. Don't be so thin that you can't ask questions. You always suffer from previous poems. " This poem is to "persuade" Du Fu not to write too formally.
In his later years, due to political frustration and idleness, Su Dongpo wrote a doggerel entitled "Sit still": "If you sit still for nothing, you will live to be seventy years old, such as one hundred and forty years old." He also wrote a "doggerel" entitled "Washing Children", satirizing the darkness of officialdom. The poem says: "People's adopted sons love to be clever, and I missed my whole life to be clever. I hope to have a simple and honest child, and the public will not be harmed. "
There are also some people in high positions who are poor in knowledge, and they also write some simple and fun doggerels, such as Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin, Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang and so on. When Monroe, a famous figure in the Song Dynasty, was young and frustrated, she wrote a doggerel entitled "Chinese New Year" to express her feelings. The poem says, "Poor poor, poor poor, it takes cash to cook a pig's head. It will run for a day and celebrate the New Year every day. " In the early morning of the day when Zhu Yuanzhang ascended the throne, he sang a doggerel called "Golden Rooster at Dawn". The poem says, "The cock crows once and pouts twice. Three calls for Fusang to sweep away the broken star Xiao Yue. " It is said that when Zhu Yuanzhang recited the first two sentences, the ministers secretly laughed in their hearts, but when he recited the last two sentences, all the ministers were impressed.
This kind of humorous, easy-to-understand and meaningful poetry was very popular in ancient times and countless.
7. What are some funny poems?
1, Su Shi teased his friend Zhang Xian for marrying his wife of 18 at the age of 80;
Eighteen brides are eighty lang, with gray hair and red makeup.
Two nights of mandarin duck quilt, pear tree pressing begonia.
The hand sitting alone in the study is the wife.
This situation is unknown to outsiders.
If you change your left hand to your right,
Is to stop your wife from remarrying.
Row, row, row,
Soft and bony.
Drop by drop to the ground,
Children and grandchildren are all surnamed Ni.
-"laughter in the forest"
There was a stuttering poem in ancient times. It is a poem that deliberately stacks homophones. After writing, read it to people who stutter or have a southern accent. It is used for entertainment and laughter. Many famous people have written it. For example, Su Dongpo's song:
Jianggan stands above Jiangguan, and the angle of ploughing bow is hung on the meridian.
Qian Hao left the army, and he was stunned by the chickens and dogs in the army.
Let's take care of the distance between the basket and the scenery and give some examples of fencing songs.
It is shameful to make waves when you are in trouble, and it is even more shameful to dry the pot.
4. Xie and another friend of his, Xu Xinggong, saw me off and improvised two five-line farewell songs:
Green willows and dragons sing old songs, and the road in Linluoling is cold.
Lu Lailian leaked cold, and two tears fell on Liu Lang.
Liling is connected by roads, and Lanling is full of buildings.
5. When Qianlong went down to the south of the Yangtze River, the accompanying Ji Xiaolan made fun of southern officials and wrote a poem:
Pavilion in Beijing for a long time, courtiers have been spoiled out of the city.
I am very happy to spend the night in Songsi, and I am also very happy that Gao Xinghua Xuan is waiting for Xiaoxing.
Love and kindness urge every inch of grass to throw away pengpeng and Pipuping.
I talked about the history of books in the heyday, and I was quite proud of the people.
8. What are the classic humorous poems?
Li Bai got on the boat without paying, and the boatman kicked him off.
Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. Lying in the spring (I am stupid) smells the flowers are dark, (I have no culture,) lying on the branches hurts and hates the bottom.
I have low IQ. ) Far away, lying like water, (ask me who I am,) a head of Da Chun green.
A big donkey. The coast is green, (I am a donkey) the coast is green, (I am a donkey) the coast is dark green.
I am a stupid donkey. ) A pear blossom over a begonia (Su Shi wrote a poem) This poem comes from Su Shi's "A pear blossom over a begonia" and "A pear blossom over a begonia", which was written by Su Shi at the age of 80 to tease his friend Zhang Xian to marry a concubine aged 18.
Pear flower refers to a white-haired husband, Haitang refers to a beautiful young woman, and there are countless unspoken words on a "pressure" road! Interestingly, Zhang Xian lived to be 88 years old, and only lived for 8 years after marrying a 18-year-old concubine. Surprisingly, Yu Ji gave birth to two men and two women for him in eight years. Mr. Zhang has ten sons and two daughters all his life. There is a gap of sixty years between the eldest son and the youngest daughter.
When Zhang Xian died, my concubine cried her eyes out. A few years later, she died of depression. After twittering, the rooster soaked the hen.
The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain. I don't understand in class, all because of old things.
The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose. Life is China's, and death is China's soul.
It is impossible for me to learn English. I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English.
My unqualified language shows my character even more. The teacher takes full responsibility for failing math.
English is not qualified because I am patriotic. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.
You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate.
9. Humorous sentences make people laugh
The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. When you open the safe, few bills look like melons from a distance and scars from a close look. It turned out to be a flower. Oh, my God.
There was such a bright light at the foot of my bed. When your mother opened the window, she saw the light and her teeth fell out.
I don't take a shower when I sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and ghosts knock at the door at night, scaring me to run around.
When weeding at noon, mines are buried in the soil. Zombies eat brains and explode to 250.
I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,
If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.
Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.